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Owyyn
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 Posted: 09/24/04 - 11:51 Post subject: Met my first bigot IRL yesterday
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A friend of mine just moved into a new apartment last week. I was walking up the stairs last night and said 'whats up' to the neighbor, because he was staring at me ever since I got out of my car. He replies "don't say 'what's up to me'". So I say "what the f**k is your problem?" and he starts walking away and mumbled "I don't like penis".
First time I've ever met anyone who took any negative regard to my ****. Personally I think anyone as homophobic as that is just afraid they're gay/bi themselves and has to try to distance themselves as much as possible from 'that crowd'.
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sinrakin
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Posted: 09/24/04 - 11:59 Post subject:
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How could he tell you were bi? You don't wear a sign or something do you  And you live in Montanna or someplace - I never really thought of that as a hotbed of liberalism; how could you never have met a homophobe before?
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Luturb
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Posted: 09/24/04 - 12:00 Post subject:
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Missoula is a college town and actually very liberal.
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FoShizzo
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Posted: 09/24/04 - 12:00 Post subject:
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hmmm.... that sux
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Owyyn
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Posted: 09/24/04 - 12:06 Post subject:
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| sinrakin wrote: | | How could he tell you were bi? You don't wear a sign or something do you And you live in Montanna or someplace - I never really thought of that as a hotbed of liberalism; how could you never have met a homophobe before? |
My friends roommate clued the neighbors in. I guess he was the only one who cared. Everyone who knows about me has taken it completely neutrally like "Oh, really? whatever". And others are like "Oh awesome! I'm so proud of you!!!" The super positive ones are the most annoying.
And yes, missoula is a liberal college town. Big granola population. I've heard the gay population per capita is one of the highest in the country.
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Reever
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Posted: 09/24/04 - 12:13 Post subject:
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Im sure you have met plenty of Bigots in your life before this guy
One entry found for bigot.
Main Entry: big·ot
Pronunciation: 'bi-g&t
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French, hypocrite, bigot
: a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices
- big·ot·ed /-g&-t&d/ adjective
- big·ot·ed·ly adverb
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Occulis
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Posted: 09/24/04 - 12:51 Post subject:
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Huh... people are proud of you for being bisexual? Well, gosh, I guess I'll start demanding people be proud of me because I like brunette females with green eyes.
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Alerik
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Posted: 09/24/04 - 13:45 Post subject:
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Yah, I laughed at that comment too.
"YAY. Way to go, you like the bologna pony AND the vertical taco!"
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euphonious
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Posted: 09/24/04 - 13:56 Post subject:
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You should train him. Get a bunch of gay friends and conga in your front yard in a flamboyant manner. When he comes out to yell at you guys because he doesn't like penis, you all rush him and hug him while yelling "f****t TRAIN TO COACH BIGOT ROOM LOLZ!"
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Owyyn
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Posted: 09/24/04 - 14:05 Post subject:
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| euphonious wrote: | | You should train him. Get a bunch of gay friends and conga in your front yard in a flamboyant manner. When he comes out to yell at you guys because he doesn't like penis, you all rush him and hug him while yelling "f****t TRAIN TO COACH BIGOT ROOM LOLZ!" |
This made me laugh. 
The theory is flawed though, while it would be extremely funny, flamboyant I am not. Plus most gay people annoy the shit out of me. =\
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Frehya
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Posted: 09/24/04 - 14:23 Post subject:
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if he doesnt like penis, offer to remove his for him. self hatred is not a healthy thing.
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Reebo
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Posted: 09/24/04 - 14:23 Post subject:
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euphonious you avatar is there a full video of it?
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euphonious
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Posted: 09/24/04 - 14:30 Post subject:
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| Reebo wrote: | | euphonious you avatar is there a full video of it? |
I think I've seen it on entensity.net. Can't remember exactly what month though... look through the archives.
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Reebo
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Posted: 09/24/04 - 14:56 Post subject:
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Damn i cant find it 
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Xion
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Posted: 09/24/04 - 16:27 Post subject:
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Pick a team you fence squatting a*****e!
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Posted: 09/24/04 - 19:29 Post subject: Re: Met my first bigot IRL yesterday
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| Owyyn wrote: | A friend of mine just moved into a new apartment last week. I was walking up the stairs last night and said 'whats up' to the neighbor, because he was staring at me ever since I got out of my car. He replies "don't say 'what's up to me'". So I say "what the f**k is your problem?" and he starts walking away and mumbled "I don't like penis".
First time I've ever met anyone who took any negative regard to my ****. Personally I think anyone as homophobic as that is just afraid they're gay/bi themselves and has to try to distance themselves as much as possible from 'that crowd'. |
Is it possible...
Stay with me here...
That he likes females, is **** attracted to females and does not find the idea of having **** with a man appealing.
Maybe, just maybe, the concept of homosexuality is disgusting to him.
Maybe you disgust him and he has no problem speaking his mind and letting you know this.
He might not like fat women either, they turn him off.
Is he fatphobic?
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Posted: 09/24/04 - 19:30 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | | Huh... people are proud of you for being bisexual? Well, gosh, I guess I'll start demanding people be proud of me because I like brunette females with green eyes. |
Blue.
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Owyyn
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Posted: 09/25/04 - 00:29 Post subject: Re: Met my first bigot IRL yesterday
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| Kbarr wrote: | | Owyyn wrote: | A friend of mine just moved into a new apartment last week. I was walking up the stairs last night and said 'whats up' to the neighbor, because he was staring at me ever since I got out of my car. He replies "don't say 'what's up to me'". So I say "what the f**k is your problem?" and he starts walking away and mumbled "I don't like penis".
First time I've ever met anyone who took any negative regard to my ****. Personally I think anyone as homophobic as that is just afraid they're gay/bi themselves and has to try to distance themselves as much as possible from 'that crowd'. |
Is it possible...
Stay with me here...
That he likes females, is **** attracted to females and does not find the idea of having **** with a man appealing.
Maybe, just maybe, the concept of homosexuality is disgusting to him.
Maybe you disgust him and he has no problem speaking his mind and letting you know this.
He might not like fat women either, they turn him off.
Is he fatphobic? |
Yah, I guess he would be fatphobic if everytime he was around a fat person he developed an attitude and had to make sure they knew he doesn't like fat.
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Posted: 09/25/04 - 00:37 Post subject: Re: Met my first bigot IRL yesterday
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| Owyyn wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | Owyyn wrote: | A friend of mine just moved into a new apartment last week. I was walking up the stairs last night and said 'whats up' to the neighbor, because he was staring at me ever since I got out of my car. He replies "don't say 'what's up to me'". So I say "what the f**k is your problem?" and he starts walking away and mumbled "I don't like penis".
First time I've ever met anyone who took any negative regard to my ****. Personally I think anyone as homophobic as that is just afraid they're gay/bi themselves and has to try to distance themselves as much as possible from 'that crowd'. |
Is it possible...
Stay with me here...
That he likes females, is **** attracted to females and does not find the idea of having **** with a man appealing.
Maybe, just maybe, the concept of homosexuality is disgusting to him.
Maybe you disgust him and he has no problem speaking his mind and letting you know this.
He might not like fat women either, they turn him off.
Is he fatphobic? |
Yah, I guess he would be fatphobic if everytime he was around a fat person he developed an attitude and had to make sure they knew he doesn't like fat. |
Phobic implys fear. Where is the "fear"?
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lauren000
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Posted: 09/25/04 - 02:38 Post subject:
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yeah I had it worse
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Mugaaz
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Posted: 09/25/04 - 02:52 Post subject: Re: Met my first bigot IRL yesterday
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| Kbarr wrote: | | Owyyn wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | Owyyn wrote: | A friend of mine just moved into a new apartment last week. I was walking up the stairs last night and said 'whats up' to the neighbor, because he was staring at me ever since I got out of my car. He replies "don't say 'what's up to me'". So I say "what the f**k is your problem?" and he starts walking away and mumbled "I don't like penis".
First time I've ever met anyone who took any negative regard to my ****. Personally I think anyone as homophobic as that is just afraid they're gay/bi themselves and has to try to distance themselves as much as possible from 'that crowd'. |
Is it possible...
Stay with me here...
That he likes females, is **** attracted to females and does not find the idea of having **** with a man appealing.
Maybe, just maybe, the concept of homosexuality is disgusting to him.
Maybe you disgust him and he has no problem speaking his mind and letting you know this.
He might not like fat women either, they turn him off.
Is he fatphobic? |
Yah, I guess he would be fatphobic if everytime he was around a fat person he developed an attitude and had to make sure they knew he doesn't like fat. |
Phobic implys fear. Where is the "fear"? |
Just becuase someone doesn't like you doesn't make them a bigot or a phobe. I'm sure Kbarr doesn't like wiggers, and I'm even more sure they scare him as much as the sun coming up.
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rosie
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Posted: 09/25/04 - 03:08 Post subject: Re: Met my first bigot IRL yesterday
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| Hunnybunny wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | Owyyn wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | Owyyn wrote: | A friend of mine just moved into a new apartment last week. I was walking up the stairs last night and said 'whats up' to the neighbor, because he was staring at me ever since I got out of my car. He replies "don't say 'what's up to me'". So I say "what the f**k is your problem?" and he starts walking away and mumbled "I don't like penis".
First time I've ever met anyone who took any negative regard to my ****. Personally I think anyone as homophobic as that is just afraid they're gay/bi themselves and has to try to distance themselves as much as possible from 'that crowd'. |
Is it possible...
Stay with me here...
That he likes females, is **** attracted to females and does not find the idea of having **** with a man appealing.
Maybe, just maybe, the concept of homosexuality is disgusting to him.
Maybe you disgust him and he has no problem speaking his mind and letting you know this.
He might not like fat women either, they turn him off.
Is he fatphobic? |
Yah, I guess he would be fatphobic if everytime he was around a fat person he developed an attitude and had to make sure they knew he doesn't like fat. |
Phobic implys fear. Where is the "fear"? |
Just becuase someone doesn't like you doesn't make them a bigot or a phobe. I'm sure Kbarr doesn't like wiggers, and I'm even more sure they scare him as much as the sun coming up. |
What if Kbarr is really a vampire?
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Gethy
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Posted: 09/25/04 - 03:30 Post subject: Re: Met my first bigot IRL yesterday
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| rosie wrote: | | Hunnybunny wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | Owyyn wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | Owyyn wrote: | A friend of mine just moved into a new apartment last week. I was walking up the stairs last night and said 'whats up' to the neighbor, because he was staring at me ever since I got out of my car. He replies "don't say 'what's up to me'". So I say "what the f**k is your problem?" and he starts walking away and mumbled "I don't like penis".
First time I've ever met anyone who took any negative regard to my ****. Personally I think anyone as homophobic as that is just afraid they're gay/bi themselves and has to try to distance themselves as much as possible from 'that crowd'. |
Is it possible...
Stay with me here...
That he likes females, is **** attracted to females and does not find the idea of having **** with a man appealing.
Maybe, just maybe, the concept of homosexuality is disgusting to him.
Maybe you disgust him and he has no problem speaking his mind and letting you know this.
He might not like fat women either, they turn him off.
Is he fatphobic? |
Yah, I guess he would be fatphobic if everytime he was around a fat person he developed an attitude and had to make sure they knew he doesn't like fat. |
Phobic implys fear. Where is the "fear"? |
Just becuase someone doesn't like you doesn't make them a bigot or a phobe. I'm sure Kbarr doesn't like wiggers, and I'm even more sure they scare him as much as the sun coming up. |
What if Kbarr is really a vampire? |
A vampire with assloads of realestate income. Think of the benefits.
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 09/25/04 - 03:57 Post subject:
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rape that hetero, little f****r
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Occulis
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Posted: 09/25/04 - 06:20 Post subject:
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it's about time i stuck my c**k in something living
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Posted: 09/25/04 - 14:34 Post subject: Re: Met my first bigot IRL yesterday
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| Gethy wrote: | | rosie wrote: | | Hunnybunny wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | Owyyn wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | Owyyn wrote: | A friend of mine just moved into a new apartment last week. I was walking up the stairs last night and said 'whats up' to the neighbor, because he was staring at me ever since I got out of my car. He replies "don't say 'what's up to me'". So I say "what the f**k is your problem?" and he starts walking away and mumbled "I don't like penis".
First time I've ever met anyone who took any negative regard to my ****. Personally I think anyone as homophobic as that is just afraid they're gay/bi themselves and has to try to distance themselves as much as possible from 'that crowd'. |
Is it possible...
Stay with me here...
That he likes females, is **** attracted to females and does not find the idea of having **** with a man appealing.
Maybe, just maybe, the concept of homosexuality is disgusting to him.
Maybe you disgust him and he has no problem speaking his mind and letting you know this.
He might not like fat women either, they turn him off.
Is he fatphobic? |
Yah, I guess he would be fatphobic if everytime he was around a fat person he developed an attitude and had to make sure they knew he doesn't like fat. |
Phobic implys fear. Where is the "fear"? |
Just becuase someone doesn't like you doesn't make them a bigot or a phobe. I'm sure Kbarr doesn't like wiggers, and I'm even more sure they scare him as much as the sun coming up. |
What if Kbarr is really a vampire? |
A vampire with assloads of realestate income. Think of the benefits. |
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lauren000
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Posted: 09/25/04 - 14:35 Post subject:
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yeah he feeds on the homeless, trashy, and elderly
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Posted: 09/25/04 - 14:39 Post subject:
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| lauren000 wrote: | | yeah he feeds on the homeless, trashy, and elderly |
Freak....
This year? Next?
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lauren000
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Posted: 09/25/04 - 14:44 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | | yeah he feeds on the homeless, trashy, and elderly |
Freak....
This year? Next? |
I might euthanize myself with morphine when I'm 85 and have cancer.
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Posted: 09/25/04 - 14:48 Post subject:
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| lauren000 wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | | yeah he feeds on the homeless, trashy, and elderly |
Freak....
This year? Next? |
I might euthanize myself with morphine when I'm 85 and have cancer. |
I doubt it.
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