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Gravelbeard
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 Posted: 05/28/04 - 13:09 Post subject: Man Commits Suicide After **** with Hen
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thought this was RP worthy.
http://news.myway.com/odd/article/id/406109|oddlyenough|05-28-2004::11:06|reuters.html
Man Commits Suicide After **** with Hen
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May 28, 10:51 AM (ET)
LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having **** with a hen, police said Friday.
The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.
"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.
The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.
The hen was slaughtered after the incident.
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Jakanden
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 13:16 Post subject:
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That is f****d up
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Norrick
Luke Warm
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 13:28 Post subject:
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Then they killed the hen... 
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sinrakin
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 13:29 Post subject:
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Life imitates South Park.
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Maelstrom
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 13:30 Post subject:
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Whats an hen? a kind of chicken?
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merdocc
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 13:30 Post subject:
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Well... if you are f****d up enough to f**k a hen then you are just a step away from suicide.
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Jakanden
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Frehya
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 13:41 Post subject:
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I wonder if they ate the hen and if.... nm
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Ikkan
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 14:22 Post subject:
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Poor Hen 
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Booker
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 14:31 Post subject:
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| Maelstrom wrote: | | Whats an hen? a kind of chicken? |
female chicken
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Maelstrom
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 14:32 Post subject:
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| Booker wrote: | | Maelstrom wrote: | | Whats an hen? a kind of chicken? |
female chicken |
At least he wasn't gay.
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Gravelbeard
Luke Warm
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 14:33 Post subject:
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| Maelstrom wrote: | | Booker wrote: | | Maelstrom wrote: | | Whats an hen? a kind of chicken? |
female chicken |
At least he wasn't gay. |
LMAO that makes it all ok then Mael thanks! LMAO
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Maelstrom
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 14:33 Post subject:
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Too bad we cant see his wife's picture..bet we too would have chosen the Hen.
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wellspoken
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 14:42 Post subject:
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| Maelstrom wrote: | | Too bad we cant see his wife's picture..bet we too would have chosen the Hen. |
No.
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Ikkan
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 14:42 Post subject:
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| Kbarr's #1 fan wrote: | | Maelstrom wrote: | | Too bad we cant see his wife's picture..bet we too would have chosen the Hen. |
No. |
Hen = Moose?
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merdocc
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 14:53 Post subject:
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female moose is called a cow
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Ikkan
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 14:56 Post subject:
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| merdocc wrote: | | female moose is called a cow |
Flock of Meese?
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 15:21 Post subject:
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| Maelstrom wrote: | | Whats an hen? a kind of chicken? |
Classic.
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Nahualli
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 15:36 Post subject:
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I just think it's sad that they offed the poor chicken. Why's it the hen's fault?
-Nah-
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Maelstrom
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 15:39 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | I just think it's sad that they offed the poor chicken. Why's it the hen's fault?
-Nah- |
They didn't wanted to take the chance of having a new kind of Paco being born.
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Gravelbeard
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 15:43 Post subject:
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| Maelstrom wrote: | | Nahualli wrote: | I just think it's sad that they offed the poor chicken. Why's it the hen's fault?
-Nah- |
They didn't wanted to take the chance of having a new kind of Paco being born. |
now that was funny Mael
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Filamil
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 15:46 Post subject:
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Well that will put a new twist on the age old question of "What came first, chicken or the egg?". Should we be asking now "What came first, chicken, egg or the man?"
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Nahualli
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 16:05 Post subject:
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| Filamil wrote: | | Well that will put a new twist on the age old question of "What came first, chicken or the egg?". Should we be asking now "What came first, chicken, egg or the man?" |
Hahaha.. and the funnays just keep on comin'
-Nah-
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 16:12 Post subject:
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| Filamil wrote: | | Well that will put a new twist on the age old question of "What came first, chicken or the egg?". Should we be asking now "What came first, chicken, egg or the man?" |
A rare sighting, jot this down in your bird book!
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Syke
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 17:13 Post subject:
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lol
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Banzai
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 17:49 Post subject:
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He was working on a new Zambian recipie, cream filled chicken.
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TASB
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Posted: 05/29/04 - 03:12 Post subject:
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An egg and a chicken were lying in bed together. The egg was on its back, legs spread, one hand behind its shell and smoking behind a cheesy grin. The chicken was on its side curled up in a bad mood. The egg came first, the man came second and the chicken just got screwed.
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atarom
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Posted: 05/29/04 - 05:31 Post subject:
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wow lol that's beyond classic maelstrom.
hahah so great.
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Zwadrich
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Posted: 05/30/04 - 05:02 Post subject:
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I heard this on the radio yesterday
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Tamrissa
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Posted: 05/30/04 - 10:22 Post subject:
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gb wins the thread of the week award!
this owns! 
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