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Janoth
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 Posted: 10/30/04 - 12:11 Post subject: Logs of me pwning my friends 9 year old Cousin
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jerulan: J-KWON is a f****t
llllpotllll : sorrey
llllpotllll : he is sleepin
jerulan: Is this jo
llllpotllll : no
jerulan: WHO IS THIS
llllpotllll : his cuz
jerulan: Who the f**k do you think you are???
jerulan: Going on his f*****g account for no reason
jerulan: thats some b******t
jerulan: I should f**k you up
llllpotllll : why
jerulan: STOP ASKIN ME DUMB f****n QUESTIONS
jerulan: SHIT
llllpotllll : im only 9
llllpotllll : bye
jerulan: Didnt your momma teach you some f****n manners? JESUS CHRISTR
jerulan: kids these days!!!
llllpotllll : I DID NOT GET ON HIS ACONT
jerulan: THE f**k YOU DIDNT
llllpotllll : IT WAS MY MOM OR SOME ONE
jerulan: MAN WHAT THE f**k ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT NOW YER TRYIN TO BLAME SHIT ON YOUR OWN MOMMA. THATS DISRESPECTFUL BOY JESUS CHRIST
jerulan: IM TELLIN YOUR MOMMA YOU BLAMIN SHIT ON HER
llllpotllll : WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
jerulan: DONT THEY TEACH READING COMPREHENSION IN YOUR SCHOOL KID?? f**k!!!
jerulan: its alright, yer a good kid. im gonna teach you how to be a true pimp
jerulan: I feel u man
jerulan: you are a pimp without the experience and know how to slap b*****s
jerulan: I will teach u how my man
jerulan: rule number 1. you cant take no shit dude. if some s**t talks back to her SMACK her across her face and be like "SHUT UP c**t BEFORE I GET OUT MY f****n CANE"
jerulan: you need to establish authority
llllpotllll : GO AWAY
llllpotllll : I DID NOT DO ANY THING
llllpotllll : IM PLAYING NEOPETS
jerulan: Look guy I know what yer sayin. you are afraid. thats cool. but you need to listen to your elders if you ever wanna become a true playa
jerulan: no backing down dude
jerulan: look man. first off we all play neopets. thats nothin to be ashamed of. but when u are tryin to get your pimp on thats some shit thats best left unsaid
jerulan: you know?
jerulan: dont playa hate on the m********a that is tryin to help you first off. God damn boy didnt your momma ever teach you some sense?
jerulan: Rule number 2. You are tryin to divert your blame to other people, like your mom or some shit. f**k THAT SHIT. Hell ya you logged on your cousins shit and if there is a problem you got a 12 inch f****n horse c**k just waitin to shove down someones throat
jerulan: you feel me dogg
jerulan: please tell me you know how to backhand a ho that gets out of line
jerulan: PLEASE tell me
jerulan: i dont got to explain everything to you do I?
llllpotllll : LOL shut up you f*g
jerulan: Thats more like it. God damn. Bout time you grew some f****n spine
llllpotllll : lol this is eric now
jerulan: I thought I was gonna havew to beat the fucktar out of you to teach you how to do it
jerulan: lol
jerulan: read these logs
llllpotllll : i did
llllpotllll : lol
jerulan: that was some good shit
llllpotllll : lol
jerulan: i just made your cousin my b***h, but i am not without mercy. I taught him the ways of the pimp
llllpotllll : you such a little w***e
jerulan: hahaha
jerulan: man
jerulan: Im disappointed in you
jerulan: i would think you wopuld at least show your cuz how to slap b*****s
llllpotllll : lol shut up
jerulan: havnt you ever taught your cousin how to break out his c**k and slap foreheads?
llllpotllll : are you drunk again? lol
jerulan: nah
jerulan: this is how I am when im clear minded
llllpotllll : lol hyper?
jerulan: when im drunk i am just f****d
jerulan: nah
llllpotllll : lol
jerulan: just tryin to help a little brotha out
jerulan: he has a long way to go
llllpotllll : lol gtg
jerulan: but hell be beating the fuckshit out of his girls in no time
llllpotllll has signed out. (10/30/2004 11:03 AM)
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euphonious
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 03 Feb 2003
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Posted: 10/30/04 - 12:13 Post subject:
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Rape isn't funny. 
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pyrgomache
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Joined: 14 Feb 2004
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Location: Here
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Posted: 10/30/04 - 12:31 Post subject:
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IM PLAYING NEOPETS
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Janoth
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Joined: 17 Nov 2002
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Posted: 10/30/04 - 12:31 Post subject:
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| euphonious wrote: | | Rape isn't funny. :( |
You're right. Rape is no laughing matter. It's the only way some of us can get laid. In fact, Khrath and I take it so seriously we are sure to import only the finest Ruffies from Gautimala and even Columbia.
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sinrakin
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Posted: 10/30/04 - 12:52 Post subject:
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wtf is neopets?
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 10/30/04 - 12:53 Post subject:
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Is this a tongue-in-cheek post, or were you actually swearing at a 9-year old boy on the internet?
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Janoth
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Posted: 10/30/04 - 12:57 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | Is this a tongue-in-cheek post, or were you actually swearing at a 9-year old boy on the internet? |
Someone has to do it.
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FoShizzo
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Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Location: Oly, Washington
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Posted: 10/30/04 - 13:05 Post subject:
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| sinrakin wrote: | | wtf is neopets? |
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NickPSH
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Posted: 10/30/04 - 13:19 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | Is this a tongue-in-cheek post, or were you actually swearing at a 9-year old boy on the internet? |
I believe in Janoff
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Kenbin
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Joined: 15 Nov 2002
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Posted: 10/30/04 - 13:33 Post subject:
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LOLZ, I like the neopets part. This log is shitload better than all the other AIM conversations posted on here. WTG JANNY
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Tolanin
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Posted: 10/30/04 - 14:13 Post subject:
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| Janoth wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | Is this a tongue-in-cheek post, or were you actually swearing at a 9-year old boy on the internet? |
Someone has to do it. |
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Luturb
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Posted: 10/30/04 - 14:20 Post subject:
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llllpotllll : IM PLAYING NEOPETS
^^ the only funny line in the log
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Tiluvas
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Posted: 10/30/04 - 15:13 Post subject:
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| Janoth wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | Is this a tongue-in-cheek post, or were you actually swearing at a 9-year old boy on the internet? |
Someone has to do it. |
My hero IRL.
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Vila
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 09 Nov 2002
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Posted: 10/30/04 - 15:26 Post subject:
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janoth i miss our talks on aim!
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atarom
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Posted: 10/30/04 - 17:31 Post subject:
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maan you so OWNED that 9 year old
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Renork
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Posted: 10/30/04 - 17:34 Post subject:
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| Janoth wrote: | | euphonious wrote: | | Rape isn't funny. |
You're right. Rape is no laughing matter. It's the only way some of us can get laid. In fact, Khrath and I take it so seriously we are sure to import only the finest Ruffies from Gautimala and even Columbia. |
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Ishmobbin
( . )( . )'s Are Fun!
Joined: 09 Oct 2002
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Posted: 10/30/04 - 17:40 Post subject:
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| FoShizzo wrote: | | sinrakin wrote: | | wtf is neopets? |
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Renork
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Posted: 10/30/04 - 17:50 Post subject:
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| Ishmobbin wrote: | | FoShizzo wrote: | | sinrakin wrote: | | wtf is neopets? |
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www.neopets.com
its gay
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Gethy
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Posted: 10/30/04 - 19:57 Post subject:
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| atarom wrote: | | maan you so OWNED that 9 year old |
You can post shit all day--that's fine. But don't f**k with Janoth.
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median
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Posted: 10/30/04 - 20:16 Post subject:
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Majy
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Posted: 10/30/04 - 20:50 Post subject: Re: Logs of me pwning my friends 9 year old Cousin
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jerulan: look man. first off we all play neopets. thats nothin to be ashamed of. but when u are tryin to get your pimp on thats some shit thats best left unsaid
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Without question the funniest part of that log.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 10/31/04 - 02:40 Post subject:
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9 is a fun age.
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Fattguyy
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Posted: 10/31/04 - 03:56 Post subject:
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atarom > janoth
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Janoth
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Posted: 10/31/04 - 04:12 Post subject:
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So says the jew. Vekril would probly agree w/you.
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Fattguyy
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Posted: 10/31/04 - 04:19 Post subject:
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The jew is always right. OFF WITH YOUR HEAD
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atarom
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Posted: 10/31/04 - 06:15 Post subject:
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yo i'm down with jews
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Maelstrom
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Posted: 10/31/04 - 12:18 Post subject:
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If I was this little boy I would have logged...got out of my home and went directly to your home to shut your damn mouth and kick your ass.
You talk about manners? Did you take a look about yours?
You did'nt owned him you just trowed a pile of shit on a wall and yelled at it.
Moron.
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Janoth
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Posted: 10/31/04 - 12:38 Post subject:
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| Maelstrom wrote: | If I was this little boy I would have logged...got out of my home and went directly to your home to shut your damn mouth and kick your ass.
You talk about manners? Did you take a look about yours?
You did'nt owned him you just trowed a pile of shit on a wall and yelled at it.
Moron. |
You probly that guy who walk around and cannot get **** with a woman. Ha Ha Ha
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Majy
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Posted: 10/31/04 - 12:47 Post subject:
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| Maelstrom wrote: | If I was this little boy I would have logged...got out of my home and went directly to your home to shut your damn mouth and kick your ass.
You talk about manners? Did you take a look about yours?
You did'nt owned him you just trowed a pile of shit on a wall and yelled at it.
Moron. |
I'm not quite getting the shit throwing part?
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stickynutz
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Posted: 10/31/04 - 16:02 Post subject:
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Looks like the 9 year old won that one. He was legit you were full of shit, and he's pretty good at spelling at that age two thumps up for the little dude.
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