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WheresNWS
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 Posted: 05/22/03 - 15:53 Post subject: Liek! My womanz it totally hawt!
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Check it. We've been going out for about 2 years now. She knows I sleep around with other chicks but she's totally cool with it because I shave mah nuts, so I'm a dreamy dream for her. She's like "d00d your nuts are so much smoother than all those other guys' nuts I sucked on!" And I'm all, "How many other guys?" And she's like "92...last year."
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Vio
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 15:54 Post subject:
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this was a mad cry for trying to be funny
although hot chick you found out there on the net
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WheresNWS
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 15:56 Post subject:
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| Vio wrote: | this was a mad cry for trying to be funny
although hot chick you found out there on the net |
d00d. no way. She's my gf and stuff.
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NickPSH
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 15:57 Post subject:
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Normally, I'd reply with mock laughter going "LOLZLLZZ GOOD ONE D00D! you TOlalys pwnd himz!" Instead, I'm just going to request that you quit life and end yourself.
*DRAGONLANCE SPOILER BELOW**
(Laurana died defeating Beryl along with Marshal Medan and the gully dwarf King)
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Andur Ravenblade
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 16:02 Post subject:
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WTG SPOILER INFO THX TIZ I DIDNT KNOW =/////////////////////////////
As for the post, Vio is a gimp we all know it <3
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compusmack
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 16:03 Post subject:
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Is that jessica alba?
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Spink
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 16:05 Post subject:
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| compusmack wrote: | | Is that jessica alba? |
yes
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NickPSH
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 16:06 Post subject:
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SORRY ANDUR  I figured it would be lost to most.
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Akronn
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 16:19 Post subject:
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| compusmack wrote: | | Is that jessica alba? |
There's Compusmack sportin' those mad right click skills.
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compusmack
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 16:28 Post subject:
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| Akronn wrote: | | compusmack wrote: | | Is that jessica alba? |
There's Compusmack sportin' those mad right click skills. |
haha... wow that's one incredible link. http://www.jessicaalba.net/pics/alba1048.jpg
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sinrakin
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 16:32 Post subject:
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Why is she partially transparent?
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compusmack
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 16:33 Post subject:
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| sinrakin wrote: | | Why is she partially transparent? |
Oh shit... you found the matrix.
This isn't real... any of it.
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Akronn
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 16:35 Post subject:
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NickPSH
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 16:38 Post subject:
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sometimes grandma would jump into abandoned vehicles at random and start shouting "OPTIMIZE" "OPTIMIZE" then eventually cry herself to sleep on the wheel then wake up screaming "why god whyyy"
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compusmack
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 16:40 Post subject:
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 17:03 Post subject:
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There are no dumb-bells in here, there's just my balls.
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Sabathius
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 17:27 Post subject:
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But you're unzipping my pants.
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Syke
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 18:46 Post subject:
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shoot it all over me!
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 18:57 Post subject:
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please don't
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Ciladar
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 20:35 Post subject:
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| compusmack wrote: | |
to many lil pictures...brain....hurting...
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Luturb
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Posted: 05/22/03 - 21:26 Post subject:
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Hehe, I briefly considered making the same post....I was even gonna use Jessica Alba 
The point is, posting a picture on the net as "proof" that you have a hot girlfriend means jack. Anybody can get a picture like that and post it as their girlfriend. Not saying your lying, just that posting a picture here seems kind of silly to me...just like bragging about how often you get laid to people you will never meet, or posting a pic of yourself to prove how hot you are.
That said, here's a pic of me and my girlfriend.
Oh and Fourier transforms are the devil. 
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compusmack
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Posted: 05/23/03 - 09:06 Post subject:
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| Luturb wrote: | Hehe, I briefly considered making the same post....I was even gonna use Jessica Alba
The point is, posting a picture on the net as "proof" that you have a hot girlfriend means jack. Anybody can get a picture like that and post it as their girlfriend. Not saying your lying, just that posting a picture here seems kind of silly to me...just like bragging about how often you get laid to people you will never meet, or posting a pic of yourself to prove how hot you are.
That said, here's a pic of me and my girlfriend.
Oh and Fourier transforms are the devil. |
Yeah... you really need to post a picture of yourself doing something on demand (something that would prove it was you), and post a picture of your girl with you. Something like you at Fan Faire, then you with some girl hanging on you. That would be about as good as you could get because others could vouch for it.
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Vio
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Posted: 05/23/03 - 09:09 Post subject:
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Hence the reason for the update on my pics with me in it for the non believers. I have posted pic before of a previous girl and I.
No need for me to hind behind lies. It's all good and hey now wheresNWS can even see I do shave my balls AND I am not gay!!
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Akronn
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Posted: 05/23/03 - 09:14 Post subject:
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I don't know what some of you guys' problem is. We haven't seen anything totally unbelievable, and whenever someone here posts a pic of their girlfriend that's *gasp* normal, you all get chapped.
Not everybody here has to dredge the bottom for play. Get real.
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WheresNWS
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Posted: 05/23/03 - 09:48 Post subject:
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| Akronn wrote: | I don't know what some of you guys' problem is. We haven't seen anything totally unbelievable, and whenever someone here posts a pic of their girlfriend that's *gasp* normal, you all get chapped.
Not everybody here has to dredge the bottom for play. Get real. |
I agree. When I make fun of Vio and Maelstrom for faking it, I'm just messing around. I believe both of them because it's not like either of the girls are supermodels (even if they were, I'd probably believe them). I think it's pretty retarded to post your girlfriend on realpoor, though. I mean honestly...why the hell would you post her here??
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Vio
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Posted: 05/23/03 - 09:50 Post subject:
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| WheresNWS wrote: | | Akronn wrote: | I don't know what some of you guys' problem is. We haven't seen anything totally unbelievable, and whenever someone here posts a pic of their girlfriend that's *gasp* normal, you all get chapped.
Not everybody here has to dredge the bottom for play. Get real. |
I agree. When I make fun of Vio and Maelstrom for faking it, I'm just messing around. I believe both of them because it's not like either of the girls are supermodels (even if they were, I'd probably believe them). I think it's pretty retarded to post your girlfriend on realpoor, though. I mean honestly...why the hell would you post her here?? |
What's the big deal either way, I have known a big bulk of the people here for 4+ years, for some of the people I have it is nice to see a picture with the face and the people they are with and such. Not everyone is an a*****e on here
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WheresNWS
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Posted: 05/23/03 - 10:01 Post subject:
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| Vio wrote: | | WheresNWS wrote: | | Akronn wrote: | I don't know what some of you guys' problem is. We haven't seen anything totally unbelievable, and whenever someone here posts a pic of their girlfriend that's *gasp* normal, you all get chapped.
Not everybody here has to dredge the bottom for play. Get real. |
I agree. When I make fun of Vio and Maelstrom for faking it, I'm just messing around. I believe both of them because it's not like either of the girls are supermodels (even if they were, I'd probably believe them). I think it's pretty retarded to post your girlfriend on realpoor, though. I mean honestly...why the hell would you post her here?? |
What's the big deal either way, I have known a big bulk of the people here for 4+ years, for some of the people I have it is nice to see a picture with the face and the people they are with and such. Not everyone is an a*****e on here |
If you know them...why have they never seen you?
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Sasa
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Posted: 05/23/03 - 10:14 Post subject:
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um he is in the picture in the other thread.
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Syke
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Posted: 05/23/03 - 11:39 Post subject:
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WhereNWS, you're thinking too hard. Just don't worry about it.
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WheresNWS
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Posted: 05/23/03 - 11:45 Post subject:
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| Syke wrote: | | WhereNWS, you're thinking too hard. Just don't worry about it. |
My head hurts.
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