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Occulis
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Moral Relativity Central
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 Posted: 07/18/05 - 16:25 Post subject: Let's all do something weird at work
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Kbarr, you're excluded since your work is your home. 
Let's all do something weird, but since it's work let's follow these rules in the game:
* Legal
* Probably won't get you fired
* Does not interfere with other people's work
* Involves as little nudity as possible
I'll start by sitting on the floor in my cube and stretching once every 3 hours.
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Nahualli
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8461
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 16:26 Post subject: Re: Let's all do something weird at work
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| Occulis wrote: | Kbarr, you're excluded since your work is your home.
Let's all do something weird, but since it's work let's follow these rules in the game:
* Legal
* Probably won't get you fired
* Does not interfere with other people's work
* Involves as little nudity as possible
I'll start by sitting on the floor in my cube and stretching once every 3 hours. |
Oh I have this styrofoam tube that's about 4 feet long I lie down on and stretch my arms out on. I do this at work all the time. Even after 3 years I still get weird stares when I'm doing it.
-Nah-
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motherface
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Joined: 12 Mar 2003
Posts: 3407
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 16:29 Post subject:
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For me it would be weird to do some actual work. 
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Owyyn
RealPoor Guru
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 16:34 Post subject:
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OK!
I changed a co-workers computer so that it makes a really annoying "EEAAAAAAAAAHHH" noise whenever anything is minimized. There's about 15 seconds of blank noise so he won't catch on to what event is causing it. 
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Rennol
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3741
Location: Charleston, IL
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 16:38 Post subject:
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| Owyyn wrote: | OK!
I changed a co-workers computer so that it makes a really annoying "EEAAAAAAAAAHHH" noise whenever anything is minimized. There's about 15 seconds of blank noise so he won't catch on to what event is causing it. |
Wow, nice
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 16:39 Post subject:
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hahahah
the blank noise in front of it is perfect
haaaaaaaaahwwwheeeeeeee
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IceIsFun
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 781
Location: Orlando, FL
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 20:31 Post subject:
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Ok, it's after-hours and everyone is long gone. I found a .wav on the 'net of a guy screaming "I'M LOOKING AT PORN!". I went around the office and set the Windows Startup sound of a few people to this .wav (and cranked up the volume); only people with an adequate sense of humor, though. Now I just need to get here early enough in the morning to enjoy the show.
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wellspoken
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 01 Feb 2003
Posts: 7137
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 23:14 Post subject:
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| IceIsFun wrote: | | Ok, it's after-hours and everyone is long gone. I found a .wav on the 'net of a guy screaming "I'M LOOKING AT PORN!". I went around the office and set the Windows Startup sound of a few people to this .wav (and cranked up the volume); only people with an adequate sense of humor, though. Now I just need to get here early enough in the morning to enjoy the show. |
perfect!
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 05 Oct 2004
Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 23:42 Post subject:
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We would:
Put live chickens in lockers, drawers.
Put dead animals in lockers, under lockers, drawers.
Put dead fish deep inside car air conditioner ducts.
Put dead fish inside engine compartments.
Put rocks inside the hub caps of cars so when you rolled, they made noises that were hard to figure out.
Get crack whores to get naked/partially naked and fake blow jobs on people sleeping in the lounge, then take pictures.
Secretly write nasty things/draw pictures on paperwork that would be used.
Put lockers in the showers and turn the water on.
Put lockers in the dumpster and let the truck take them.
Shoot inside lockers with the fire extinguisher.
Shoot people with fire extinguisher.
Shoot inside cars with fire extinguisher.
Trick people into going inside the cells then locking them in, for long periods of time.
Booby trap areas with pepper spray, sulfur bombs.
Ass personal items.
Bring shithead bosses sandwiches that had been rubbed on the floor, among other things.
Take peoples desks to the roof, 4 flights up.
We would do mean stuff too.
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Kitsumi
Luke Warm
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
Posts: 299
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Posted: 07/19/05 - 01:10 Post subject:
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I sit under my desk and put a mirror on my chair so that I can see the computer screen, I have all the legal disclaimers and shit memorized just need the mirror to see billing dates and shit.
Kits
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ATM Banana
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 02 Jan 2003
Posts: 8575
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Posted: 07/19/05 - 01:37 Post subject:
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I will say "meow" at least once every 15 minutes around my co-workers.
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Tinladar
Sir Postalot
Joined: 03 Jan 2003
Posts: 1448
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Posted: 07/19/05 - 03:13 Post subject:
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i'm weird enough, my co-workers already think i'm strange =p
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merdocc
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2038
Location: Pasadena Ca
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Posted: 07/19/05 - 06:37 Post subject:
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Whenever an obviously gay couple comes in to my store I put on bloodhound gang's I wish I were queer so i could get chicks. It's subtle but we get a kick out of it for some reason.
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