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Aandidar
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 Posted: 07/12/03 - 01:12 Post subject: Lauren, let me get this straight....
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You can change your gender and become a girl... but you can't have kids... sounds kinda pointless.
A guy gets with a girl, that used to be a guy, but now has a hole where he used to have a d**k.... and you inject some estrogen (sp) and grow tits.... you're still a guy, just with no d**k and manboobs... holy shit you're Paden 
So, in conclusion.... you're gay, thought it'd be easier to get guys if you turned into a girl, when the guy finds out you used to be guy he'll prolly just beat you to death.... or maybe you could get with a guy that used to be a girl, that'd be a funny ironic thing, if that happens let me know.
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Krumble
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Posted: 07/12/03 - 01:34 Post subject:
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This post is as hilarious as it is original.
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Aandidar
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Posted: 07/12/03 - 02:38 Post subject:
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This post isn't meant to be hilarious, and I know there are plenty of other posts attempting to degrade and humiliate her. This post is meant to fulfill my own curiousity. Thanks for chiming in though.
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 07/12/03 - 02:42 Post subject:
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i wonder if it "works" if you change from femal to male.
thats a legit question, right?
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Minion
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Posted: 07/12/03 - 03:14 Post subject:
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This is almost as interesting as listening to Aandidar lecture me about how if I believe there is a god that I *must* believe in heaven and hell and the devil!
Regardless, your assumptions are totally distorted and are coincidently the same ones that Severae managed to come up with (oh so long ago.) Being homosexual and being transexual are two entirely seperate topics.
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Aandidar
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Posted: 07/12/03 - 05:59 Post subject:
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Don't compare me to Sev, that's just mean. 
Also, I don't lecture, I give my point of view and then reasons for my point of view. But, this isn't the time to get into your skewed views on religion.
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Aandidar
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Posted: 07/12/03 - 06:02 Post subject:
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On another note, gay men have **** with men. Transexual men change them selves into women so that they can have **** with men. It's a means to the same end. I fail to see the difference other than the path they took.
Using that logic cross dressing men that try to have **** with men aren't really gay either, right?
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Goraz
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Posted: 07/12/03 - 10:43 Post subject:
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and why did this person come out in the open about this? or did some guy find out the hardway at a fan faire?
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Krumble
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Posted: 07/12/03 - 10:47 Post subject:
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| Aandidar wrote: | | On another note, gay men have **** with men. |
You seem unusually curious about this topic. Please, tell us more.. maybe someone here can help you.
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-Reneloth-
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Posted: 07/12/03 - 15:35 Post subject:
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| Minion wrote: | This is almost as interesting as listening to Aandidar lecture me about how if I believe there is a god that I *must* believe in heaven and hell and the devil!
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I believe that there is a creator, but not personified good and evil, nor heaven and hell. I think the odds of the earth turning out the way it did via evolution are to miniscule (sp) to take seriously.
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sinrakin
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Posted: 07/12/03 - 15:40 Post subject:
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| -Reneloth wrote: | | I believe that there is a creator, but not personified good and evil, nor heaven and hell. I think the odds of the earth turning out the way it did via evolution are to miniscule (sp) to take seriously. |
So you think it's unlikely that the universe could spontaneously arise, but not at all unlikely that someone who could create the universe could spontaneously arise? It would seem that they're at least equally unlikely, but the creator theory requires an additional assumption.
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Krumble
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Posted: 07/12/03 - 16:05 Post subject:
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| sinrakin wrote: | | -Reneloth wrote: | | I believe that there is a creator, but not personified good and evil, nor heaven and hell. I think the odds of the earth turning out the way it did via evolution are to miniscule (sp) to take seriously. |
So you think it's unlikely that the universe could spontaneously arise, but not at all unlikely that someone who could create the universe could spontaneously arise? It would seem that they're at least equally unlikely, but the creator theory requires an additional assumption. |
and a third assumption that someone capable of creating anything of this magnitude would waste his or her efforts creating a vast, empty space with the occasional rock floating here or there. Then for whatever reason, making conditions on this particular rock that we call home suitable for complex organic life. Then, placing humans on it, so our society can pin his only son to a cross with rails through his hands and, much later, spawn such divine treasures as MTV and ratemyrack.com. Yeah, it's beginning to make sense now.
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-Reneloth-
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Posted: 07/12/03 - 16:19 Post subject:
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| Krumble wrote: | | sinrakin wrote: | | -Reneloth wrote: | | I believe that there is a creator, but not personified good and evil, nor heaven and hell. I think the odds of the earth turning out the way it did via evolution are to miniscule (sp) to take seriously. |
So you think it's unlikely that the universe could spontaneously arise, but not at all unlikely that someone who could create the universe could spontaneously arise? It would seem that they're at least equally unlikely, but the creator theory requires an additional assumption. |
and a third assumption that someone capable of creating anything of this magnitude would waste his or her efforts creating a vast, empty space with the occasional rock floating here or there. Then for whatever reason, making conditions on this particular rock that we call home suitable for complex organic life. Then, placing humans on it, so our society can pin his only son to a cross with rails through his hands and, much later, spawn such divine treasures as MTV and ratemyrack.com. Yeah, it's beginning to make sense now. |
Of course thats assuming that when I said "creator" i meant the god of the christians d*****t. There is only one assumption to be made, that something powerful existed before the universe.
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lauren000
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Posted: 07/12/03 - 16:55 Post subject:
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| Krumble wrote: | | Then, placing humans on it, so our society can pin his only son to a cross with rails through his hands and, much later, spawn such divine treasures as MTV and ratemyrack.com. Yeah, it's beginning to make sense now. |
lol thankyou 
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Kendolekk
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Posted: 07/12/03 - 20:12 Post subject:
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I believe in the big bang theory.
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NickPSH
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Posted: 07/12/03 - 20:26 Post subject: Re: Lauren, let me get this straight....
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| Aandidar wrote: | You can change your gender and become a girl... but you can't have kids... sounds kinda pointless.
A guy gets with a girl, that used to be a guy, but now has a hole where he used to have a d**k.... and you inject some estrogen (sp) and grow tits.... you're still a guy, just with no d**k and manboobs... holy shit you're Paden
So, in conclusion.... you're gay, thought it'd be easier to get guys if you turned into a girl, when the guy finds out you used to be guy he'll prolly just beat you to death.... or maybe you could get with a guy that used to be a girl, that'd be a funny ironic thing, if that happens let me know. |
| Quote: | | This post isn't meant to be hilarious, and I know there are plenty of other posts attempting to degrade and humiliate her. This post is meant to fulfill my own curiousity. Thanks for chiming in though. |
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Herbgotti
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Posted: 07/12/03 - 20:39 Post subject:
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| Kendolekk wrote: | | I believe in the big bang theory. |
LOL , oh my..
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Krumble
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Posted: 07/12/03 - 22:40 Post subject:
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| -Reneloth- wrote: | | I believe that there is a creator, but not personified good and evil, nor heaven and hell. I think the odds of the earth turning out the way it did via evolution are to miniscule (sp) to take seriously. |
If the universe is expanding at an accelerating rate and is nearly as good as infinite to our extremely limited perspective, what does it matter if the odds against an inhabitable planet are 1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Lots of people seem to think that all organic matter requires mild temperature, alternating light and darkness, and oxygen to survive. Wrong. There is organic matter floating around in space which, if given billions of years and the right conditions, could populate another planet with larger and more complex organisms. Rearrange some electrons on the earliest ameobas and, walla, you've got opposable thumbs, an upright walk, and rap music.
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Paden
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Posted: 07/12/03 - 22:45 Post subject: Re: Lauren, let me get this straight....
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| Aandidar wrote: | You can change your gender and become a girl... but you can't have kids... sounds kinda pointless.
A guy gets with a girl, that used to be a guy, but now has a hole where he used to have a d**k.... and you inject some estrogen (sp) and grow tits.... you're still a guy, just with no d**k and manboobs... holy shit you're Paden
So, in conclusion.... you're gay, thought it'd be easier to get guys if you turned into a girl, when the guy finds out you used to be guy he'll prolly just beat you to death.... or maybe you could get with a guy that used to be a girl, that'd be a funny ironic thing, if that happens let me know. |
Why ya gotta add my name? am i such an "easy target" is "Paden bashing" at a new high? Yeah I know I am a big guy and i got the small manboob thing going on! like millions of other men. But I do have a d**k! sir! and a very nice one i might add! and its not in my ass or my mouth its MINE! Sure you can call me idiot or retard or say haha Paden has manboobs BUT NEVAH! say I have no d**k! you little fuckrag!
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Minion
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Posted: 07/12/03 - 22:54 Post subject:
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| Aandidar wrote: | | Don't compare me to Sev, that's just mean. :cry: |
You think alike, what can I say?
| Aandidar wrote: | | Also, I don't lecture, I give my point of view and then reasons for my point of view. But, this isn't the time to get into your skewed views on religion. |
No really, please continue your "point of view" and prove how "skewed" my views are on religion.
I believe in god. I do not believe in heaven, hell, or satan. Please explain why this cannot be possible.
| Aandidar wrote: | | Transexual men change them selves into women so that they can have **** with men. |
Wrong again.
You're associating two things that are not related to eachother.
Being a male/female has absolutely nothing to do with whether or not you're **** attracted to a man or a woman and I cannot see why you and Severae keep drawing this conclusion.
Gender is not defined by who you want to get in the sack.
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Kantiz
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Posted: 07/13/03 - 00:49 Post subject:
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paden rulez
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lauren000
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Posted: 07/13/03 - 02:07 Post subject:
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| Kantiz wrote: | | paden rulez |
paden, in all of his stupidity, is still a better person than most of the people on this board.
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Minion
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Posted: 07/13/03 - 02:11 Post subject:
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| lauren000 wrote: | | Kantiz wrote: | | paden rulez |
paden, in all of his stupidity, is still a better person than most of the people on this board. |
That still doesn't say a lot man =\
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Malodious
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Posted: 07/13/03 - 03:01 Post subject:
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True =/
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 07/13/03 - 04:31 Post subject:
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We are the trash bin of Allah's will.
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Rennol
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Posted: 07/13/03 - 13:03 Post subject:
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In order to make the assumption that Lauren000 was gay as a man you have to make the incorrect assumption that the only reason she decided to have the change was to have **** with men. I highly doubt this was the case. If you wanted to have **** with men you could just be gay. Wanting to be a woman is an entirely different thing.. that you have **** with men after that (...) is just a coincidence.
Maybe I'm off but maybe I'm not.
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khrath
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Posted: 07/13/03 - 13:10 Post subject:
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I would do lauren just so I coudl be like...yah thats right you lil b***h, whose p***y is this??? WHOSE p***y IS THIS????
and he'd be all...OH LORDY ITS YOURS JAMES!!!!
then I could be all....LOLOL NO ITS NOT, ITS AN INSIDE OUT PENIS!
then i'd c*m all inside of him =(
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Alerik
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Posted: 07/13/03 - 14:34 Post subject:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Khrath, you are my god.
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Hobbet
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Posted: 07/13/03 - 15:19 Post subject:
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| Minion wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | | Kantiz wrote: | | paden rulez |
paden, in all of his stupidity, is still a better person than most of the people on this board. |
That still doesn't say a lot man =\ |
Man......or Woman 
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Malodious
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Posted: 07/13/03 - 15:25 Post subject:
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| Quote: | I would do lauren just so I coudl be like...yah thats right you lil b***h, whose p***y is this??? WHOSE p***y IS THIS????
and he'd be all...OH LORDY ITS YOURS JAMES!!!!
then I could be all....LOLOL NO ITS NOT, ITS AN INSIDE OUT PENIS!
then i'd c*m all inside of him =( |
Just needed to be quoted, that was about the most wrong, yet amusing thing i've seen on realpoor ever. (Yea I know I haven't been around long=x)
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