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PostPosted: 01/25/06 - 23:05    Post subject: LOL....canadians Reply with quote

LOL

Nothing else needs be said.

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The unarmed Canadian border guards abandoned their posts at four crossings along the B.C. border on Tuesday when they heard the murder suspects were coming their way.



http://www.canada.com/nationalpost/news/story.html?id=07d7ce74-5a86-4a58-b1f2-a7cdcd1aa2bb&k=86768

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Two men attempted to run for the Canadian border. The suspects in a murder in california led law enforcement on a chase that ended at the Peace Arch crossing. RCMP shut down Hwy 99 leading to the border crossing.
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Font: * * * * Amy Carmichael, The Canadian Press
Published: Wednesday, January 25, 2006
VANCOUVER -- The Conservative justice critic says the party will stand behind its promise to give Canada's border guards guns, a day after two murder suspects from California made a run for the border before they were stopped in a shootout.

"It's simply a practical matter of how soon these officers can be trained and the firearms issued to them,'' said Vic Toews, the Conservative MP who served as justice critic in Opposition.

"That's our commitment and I trust our minister will do exactly that.''

Toews said in an interview Wednesday he did not relish the sight of Canadian border guards leaving their posts as the gunmen approached the border.

"I think it does nothing for our national image. I find it very disturbing that our officers felt compelled to leave because of this threat to their personal safety,'' he said from his Manitoba riding of Provencher.

"I understand their concerns very well and don't fault them. What surprises me is that the former government refused to properly equip our officers.''

British Columbia's solicitor general said he thinks it is time to arm border guards.

"I think they need to be armed,'' John Les said outside a cabinet meeting at the provincial legislature in Victoria. "We sometimes have some not very nice people who want to try and get into our country.''

The unarmed Canadian border guards abandoned their posts at four crossings along the B.C. border on Tuesday when they heard the murder suspects were coming their way.

A spokeswoman for the Canada Border Services Agency said the guards have the legal right to refuse to work if they believe they are in imminent danger.

The two men were apprehended at the Peace Arch crossing on the American side of the border by U.S. law enforcement officers after a high-speed chase down Interstate 5 in Washington state.

One of the suspects was injured in the shootout with police. Both men are in federal custody awaiting extradition from Washington to California.

The shootout and police investigation closed the border crossing between Surrey, B.C., and Blaine, Wash., for hours on Tuesday.

There has been a debate in Vancouver area about which law enforcement officers should have guns after guards on the public transit system were trained and equipped with firearms last year. Concerns were raised that adding guns to the mix would escalate violence.

Toews said it doesn't.

As attorney general of Manitoba, Toews oversaw the arming of Natural Resources officers.

"It enhanced their effectiveness as peace officers,'' he said.

He envisions peace officers working together with RCMP and in exceptional circumstances with border guards.

He noted that in many rural areas, border guards work alone and RCMP offices are miles away.

"On Nov. 6 we had a person cross into Canada in my riding by simply pointing a gun at a lone official who was there, an unarmed woman. She stepped back and let the individual cross the border.''

The criminal was eventually captured and not by Canadian authorities. The man wasn't caught until he tried to return back the U.S. on a bus, long after he had got rid of his gun north of the border, said Toews.

© The Canadian Press
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 00:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

I agree. It is pretty ridiculous that Canadian customs agents don't really have the means to protect their country from the lawless "I have the constitutional right to bear an automatic weapon", gun-toting dumbfucks that are being manufactured by the millions south of the border.

The Canadian border guards are "armed" with pepper spray and batons. If they'd have been issued hockey sticks, who knows, they might have stuck around. Smile
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 01:01    Post subject: Reply with quote

Samiam wrote:
I agree. It is pretty ridiculous that Canadian customs agents don't really have the means to protect their country from the lawless "I have the constitutional right to bear an automatic weapon", gun-toting dumbfucks that are being manufactured by the millions south of the border.

The Canadian border guards are "armed" with pepper spray and batons. If they'd have been issued hockey sticks, who knows, they might have stuck around. Smile


Um....the perps were hispanic and arabic. Both are suspected of being illegal aliens. They were wanted for the murder of a cab driver.

The only people there with legal guns were the sheriffs that saved the wimp canadians lives.

Who knows, maybe they jumped the border from canada...

Now, don't you feel stupid?

You should.
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 01:53    Post subject: Reply with quote

blame canada
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 05:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

and what a blunder that was, samiam. hate to say it but kbarr is dead right on this one... Idea
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 06:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ive heard that Law enforcement in Germany is pretty lame too.
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 07:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

They lost their touch in '45... Oh well, they still have the Brittish and American occupying soldiers there :-/
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 11:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL That made me remember a story a friend told me, cause he grew up in Canada on how useless the law is there. Something about a train ride and they tried to arrest some people but they just shoved the cops off and went about their business.
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 12:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahaha nice...

Excuse me mister are you planning to cross the boarder with drugs and such?

Bad guy : not your damn business!

Woman agent : okay have a nice day!

I don't make the laws here but many are just as stupid in the US. Our boarder guards do need to have weapons and they need to be more of them at the boarders for sure.
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 12:26    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah but our cops will beat someone if they look at them wrong! Thats a show of force to keep the normal people scared of the law! You see a cop you never know if thats the one who will take out hsi stick and start to beat you in the head cause he is in "god mode"!
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 12:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

We still have less crime per capita...

Who's system works better? The one with more crime, or the one with less.

It's not about guns, its about social upbringing, deterents, and attitude.
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 12:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zrazzt wrote:
We still have less crime per capita...

Who's system works better? The one with more crime, or the one with less.

It's not about guns, its about social upbringing, deterents, and attitude.


I was being a smart ass in my post, don't even really hear of much crime in Canada, well then again don't really hear much about Canada period besides it boarders the US...
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 12:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always thought there was less crime in Canada because it's too cold to go outside Smile
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 12:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hear a lot about canada, but that's cause I'm here.

I don't hear much about luxemberg, lithuania, switzerland, ireland, england, monaco, etc etc etc either, but that's probably because peace and tranquility aren't as news worthy as death and destruction.

There are 2 reasons america is always heard of:

1) They are our neighbours, so parts of our society are intermingled.
2) The world is like a party, and most of the people can handle their alcohol and drugs, so you don't really notice them. America is like the drunk guy, you know he's going to do something stupid you're just not sure when, so you keep watching him.

I like americans, I just think you're lead by a moron. As george carlin says "I like individuals, its groups I hate"
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 13:05    Post subject: Reply with quote

no, america is like the queen walking down the steps.

When you're the biggest, most important figure in the world, everyone notices everything you do and makes a big deal out of any little stumble along the way.

When you're someone who doesnt matter at all, who has no real role in anything important, people overlook you, because you don't matter.

Its like high school.
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 13:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 13:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

Khrath,

America is like the queen for sure, but more like the queen at the gay parade who makes the specticle of themselves.

America isn't the star of planet earth, only americans think that.

You have the best military, that's it (and even that is debateable). China could ruin your country in 20 minutes without ever launching a single nuke, or fire a single bullet.

Once BRIC or any other of the big global alliances start becoming established, the fact that you've p****d off a lot of other countries will flex their muscle. Karma always goes 360.
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 13:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

No news here shows much of other countries except BBC which is a damn good station, has some funny English programs on it! They show news about pretty much the whole world.
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 13:18    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think it's how much the US has p****d off every other nation, it's how much Bush has p****d off every other country, and I pray to god the other nations will forgive us once he leaves office.
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 13:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zrazzt wrote:

You have the best military, that's it (and even that is debateable).


Please, debate.
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 13:29    Post subject: Reply with quote

PAgs,

Very well:

You don't.

Your turn.

Very Happy
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 13:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, so who has a better military?
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 13:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zrazzt lets get a couple of things straight.

#1 - You are OUR neighbor, we are not yours. If we want you to stop being our neighbor we can and will make that happen. Since you guys are corky and provide us with some great humor we probably won't be doing that soon, but its always on the table.

#2 The China could destroy our country thing, lol. First off China could hurt us, but we wouldn't be destroyed you know who would suffer more w/o American $$$ ... CHINA.

Example: Cuba, "hey we are doing well we're so badass we are going to stand up to America. Communsim is totally going to win out!!!". Fastforward -> OH SHIT WE ARE POOR AS f**k BUT WE HAVE PRIDE. Just say your sorry and you can be a non s****y country again, I mean seriously com'on.

"I don't hear much about luxemberg, lithuania, switzerland, ireland, england, monaco"

If you dont hear about England you are dumb, pick up a paper or go to CNN, they are all over the place. You don't hear about those other countries for the same reason you dont hear about me, they aren't important and aren't doing anything exciting or interesting.
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 13:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aliens.
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 13:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zrazzt wrote:
Aliens.


We'll f**k them up when the time comes too. If they are so f*****g great and we are so f*****g bad, they would of stopped us by now.

Looks like we are still #1.
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 13:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zimzulu,

Love you bro, but you're wrong.

We are each other's neighbour, that's how it works. You don't pick 'em, but they are.

China could cripple your economy in a heartbeat. No questions asked, your stock market would plummet, interest rates sore, and your dollar would become the equivalent of the 1940's german mark.

Does China need you? Sure, but you need china at least at much.

You might hear a lot about england once in a while, but as much as you hear about france. And it's not that these other countries don't matter, it's just that their local news isn't of interest to us.
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 13:46    Post subject: Reply with quote

I still want to know what country has a better military than the U.S...
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 13:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zrazzt wrote:
Aliens.


Haven't you seen Independance Day? If it wasn't for the Americans, Aliens would be inhabiting Earth right now!
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 13:48    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who has a better military is debatable on so many different levels. The US military is like The Syndicate (to break it down into EQ terms). They have the most, therefore they must be the best?

Canadian pilots are some of the best trained in the world, yet our airforce is weaker than the states due to sheer numbers.

You can argue back and forth which is better 'til you're blue in the face, the correct answer is there is no "best" military in the world, just different levels of training, recruitment, and/or preparedness.

As for the border guards, well, they abandoned their post, I'd probably write them up, and likely suspend them. They knew that this kind of situation could happen when they were on duty, no matter how unlikely, they needed to keep their heads about them and do their jobs. Yes, it turned into a debacle, and yes, the Washington state law enforcement handled it swiftly. It's over now, and the only shame involved is if nothing is learned from it.
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 13:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

You hear about France for the same reasons you hear about Canada: Its funny, and makes for great late night talk show monologues.


No you are our neighbors. We own Canada, we just rent it out. We've let you have it for so long that you think you actually own it. Please don't make us evict you Smile.

If China and US went at it, we would come out on top. Our trade centers got f*****g blown up recently (if you forgot) and we didn't even go into a depression, America stood more united than ever and came through.

If we did dive into a depression guess what that means. We pull all our troops back from all over the world. The world starts to fight b/c we are not policing them anymore, "Hello World War!" "Allo Govna". We sell the world weapons make a shit load of money then when we feel like it go back in and stop the war. Its all been done before.
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