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ashwynd
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Joined: 26 Aug 2003 Posts: 1686
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 12:33 Post subject: King Arthur (semi spoilers)
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A big let down pretty much describes my feelings regarding the movie. I didn't realize they were trying to make it so realistic by not allowing Merlin to use magic even though he's described as some dark mage. There was really no point to his part at all in the movie. Then there is the issue of Guinevere liking both Arthur and Lancelot, so in the movie she has **** with Arthur but keeps giving Lancelot these seductive stares. I think they tried to squeeze too much story into one movie and by making it more realistic, they ruined what it could have been. It's still semi entertaining action wise though.
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Nemo
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Joined: 05 Jan 2003 Posts: 2202
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 12:34 Post subject: Re: King Arthur (semi spoilers)
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| ashwynd wrote: | | A big let down pretty much describes my feelings regarding the movie. I didn't realize they were trying to make it so realistic by not allowing Merlin to use magic even though he's described as some dark mage. There was really no point to his part at all in the movie. Then there is the issue of Guinevere liking both Arthur and Lancelot, so in the movie she has **** with Arthur but keeps giving Lancelot these seductive stares. I think they tried to squeeze too much story into one movie and by making it more realistic, they ruined what it could have been. It's still semi entertaining action wise though. |
well it is suppose to be a historcal myth.
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FealornTM
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Joined: 15 Nov 2002 Posts: 375
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 13:08 Post subject:
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Merlin isn't so much a wizard, but very knowledgable and educated Shaman I believe....
a Woad Scholar you might say.
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Mental_Hernia
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Joined: 14 Oct 2002 Posts: 3336
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 13:12 Post subject:
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It had great potential, but had I realized that it was rated PG-13 I wouldnt have expected as much. There is essentially no blood or gore, which I thought would be more necessary with the fight scenes.. It could have been up there with BraveHeart, had it not been so toned down.
=/ Damn
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 13:14 Post subject:
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Except that Braveheart has a lot more to offer than blood and gore.
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Eduin
Sir Postalot

Joined: 14 Oct 2002 Posts: 1046
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 13:19 Post subject:
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Excalibur exists, there is little point making another movie about this story.
Regards,
Eduin
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Mental_Hernia
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 13:22 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | Except that Braveheart has a lot more to offer than blood and gore. |
I know that, but just based on the 'effects of war' I expected more of the blood and gore. There were FAR too many scenes where you see a soldier do a huge slash with his weapon, when there could have been entrails to follow. It may seem like a trivial part of the movie ( and story-wise, it is ) but it seems as though they intentionally toned it down to fit the rating.
And as for Eduin's comment; Excalibur's significance was non-existant... He pulled it from his father's grave as a boy... yeah thats about it.
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FealornTM
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Joined: 15 Nov 2002 Posts: 375
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 13:32 Post subject:
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I think you guys are seriously overlooking the historical significane of Kiera Knightly's total hotness in this movie.
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Mental_Hernia
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 13:43 Post subject:
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She didnt have too big of a role =/ I thought Gwinevere (sp) would be a bit more... usefull
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Paden
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Joined: 23 Oct 2002 Posts: 9362
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 14:01 Post subject:
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| Eduin wrote: | Excalibur exists, there is little point making another movie about this story.
Regards,
Eduin |
Why are you posting?
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Jinu
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2396
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 14:17 Post subject:
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I never realized how much she resembled Natalie Portman.
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FealornTM
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 14:18 Post subject:
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| Jinu wrote: | | I never realized how much she resembled Natalie Portman. |
Y'know...if they made a movie....
and had those two make out....
brb
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Buntz
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 3340
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 14:50 Post subject:
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| Eduin wrote: | Excalibur exists, there is little point making another movie about this story.
Regards,
Eduin |
proof!
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Jakanden
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Joined: 11 Nov 2003 Posts: 5334
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 15:31 Post subject:
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| Jinu wrote: | | I never realized how much she resembled Natalie Portman. |
Which is why she played the handmaiden in starwars that was the "Decoy" for Natalie Portman =)
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 15:41 Post subject:
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For God's sake, you scum, Eduin is saying that since the movie "Excalibur" exists, there is no reason to make another Arthur story.
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ashwynd
RealPoor Sensei

Joined: 26 Aug 2003 Posts: 1686
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 16:33 Post subject:
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Keira Knightly needs breast implants like whoa. She has a purty face though.
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Overon
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Joined: 14 Oct 2002 Posts: 3602
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 16:37 Post subject:
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| FealornTM wrote: | I think you guys are seriously overlooking the historical significane of Kiera Knightly's total hotness in this movie.
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she looks like a blow up doll
at least in the first picture
trust me .. dont trust glamour shots ... for instance .. michelle branch looks really hot on the cover of that magazine .. but IRL she is really .. really weird looking
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Obmar
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Joined: 22 Oct 2002 Posts: 1934
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 16:48 Post subject:
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/agree Eduin
Excalibur > all
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Jakanden
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Joined: 11 Nov 2003 Posts: 5334
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 16:55 Post subject:
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| Obmar wrote: | /agree Eduin
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That is treason on this board
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Obmar
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Joined: 22 Oct 2002 Posts: 1934
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 16:58 Post subject:
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I know.. first time for everything though
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Manuva
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 17:14 Post subject:
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I'll back Eduins claim that Excalibur is the greatest Arthur movie...ever.
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Eduin
Sir Postalot

Joined: 14 Oct 2002 Posts: 1046
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 17:21 Post subject:
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| Paden wrote: | | Why are you posting? |
Why are you still breathing?
Regards,
Eduin
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wellspoken
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Joined: 01 Feb 2003 Posts: 7137
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 17:28 Post subject:
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| Eduin wrote: | | Paden wrote: | | Why are you posting? |
Why are you still breathing?
Regards,
Eduin |
haha, owned.
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ashwynd
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Joined: 26 Aug 2003 Posts: 1686
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 17:58 Post subject:
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wouldn't it be easier to just put "Regards, Eduin" in your signature? That's like when Iustus used to make posts on the ED boards and would always sign it with "-I" or something :p
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principessa
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 3149
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Posted: 07/08/04 - 23:47 Post subject:
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| Eduin wrote: | Excalibur exists, there is little point making another movie about this story.
Regards,
Eduin |
oh my, welcome back, Ed
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