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kireol
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 02 Aug 2003 Posts: 9517
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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Posted: 09/26/05 - 09:05 Post subject: Killer dolphins released!
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I'm not sure i'm buying this, but /shrug
http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html
| Quote: | Armed and dangerous - Flipper the firing dolphin let loose by Katrina
by Mark Townsend Houston
Sunday September 25, 2005
The Observer
It may be the oddest tale to emerge from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.
Experts who have studied the US navy's cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying 'toxic dart' guns. Divers and surfers risk attack, they claim, from a species considered to be among the planet's smartest. The US navy admits it has been training dolphins for military purposes, but has refused to confirm that any are missing.
Dolphins have been trained in attack-and-kill missions since the Cold War. The US Atlantic bottlenose dolphins have apparently been taught to shoot terrorists attacking military vessels. Their coastal compound was breached during the storm, sweeping them out to sea. But those who have studied the controversial use of dolphins in the US defence programme claim it is vital they are caught quickly.
Leo Sheridan, 72, a respected accident investigator who has worked for government and industry, said he had received intelligence from sources close to the US government's marine fisheries service confirming dolphins had escaped.
'My concern is that they have learnt to shoot at divers in wetsuits who have simulated terrorists in exercises. If divers or windsurfers are mistaken for a spy or suicide bomber and if equipped with special harnesses carrying toxic darts, they could fire,' he said. 'The darts are designed to put the target to sleep so they can be interrogated later, but what happens if the victim is not found for hours?'
Usually dolphins were controlled via signals transmitted through a neck harness. 'The question is, were these dolphins made secure before Katrina struck?' said Sheridan.
The mystery surfaced when a separate group of dolphins was washed from a commercial oceanarium on the Mississippi coast during Katrina. Eight were found with the navy's help, but the dolphins were not returned until US navy scientists had examined them.
Sheridan is convinced the scientists were keen to ensure the dolphins were not the navy's, understood to be kept in training ponds in a sound in Louisiana, close to Lake Pontchartrain, whose waters devastated New Orleans.
The navy launched the classified Cetacean Intelligence Mission in San Diego in 1989, where dolphins, fitted with harnesses and small electrodes planted under their skin, were taught to patrol and protect Trident submarines in harbour and stationary warships at sea.
Criticism from animal rights groups ensured the use of dolphins became more secretive. But the project gained impetus after the Yemen terror attack on the USS Cole in 2000. Dolphins have also been used to detect mines near an Iraqi port. |
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Zapper
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 1512
Location: Connecticut
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Posted: 09/26/05 - 09:25 Post subject:
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would be cooler if they had lasers on their heads!
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kireol
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 02 Aug 2003 Posts: 9517
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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Posted: 09/26/05 - 09:34 Post subject:
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and they were sharks!
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Ikkan
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Joined: 06 Sep 2003 Posts: 3086
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Posted: 09/26/05 - 10:50 Post subject:
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I want a killer dolphin
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Ishmael
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Joined: 03 Jun 2005 Posts: 4446
Location: The US of A
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Posted: 09/26/05 - 11:14 Post subject:
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Paypal me 20 dollas. I'll hook it up.
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shinja mayoke
Luke Warm

Joined: 04 Jan 2003 Posts: 434
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Posted: 09/26/05 - 13:39 Post subject:
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This is the coolest f*****g thing ever.
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 09/26/05 - 14:10 Post subject:
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| shinja mayoke wrote: | | This is the coolest f*****g thing ever. |
I wonder how many dogs are trained to do that. If I'm going to have a killing familiar I want it land mobile.
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Carnican
Can't Stop Posting

Joined: 09 Jan 2003 Posts: 719
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Posted: 09/26/05 - 14:41 Post subject:
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It shall be interesting to see which column www.snopes.com files this story.
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Xarpolis
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002 Posts: 2884
Location: Philly, PA
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Posted: 09/26/05 - 14:58 Post subject:
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| Ikkan wrote: | I want a killer dolphin  |
Haha, holy shit! That kid's drifing a tricycle!
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Ikkan
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Joined: 06 Sep 2003 Posts: 3086
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Posted: 09/26/05 - 15:08 Post subject:
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| Xarpolis wrote: | | Ikkan wrote: | I want a killer dolphin  |
Haha, holy shit! That kid's drifing a tricycle! |
Heeeells yeah
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Carnican
Can't Stop Posting

Joined: 09 Jan 2003 Posts: 719
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Posted: 09/26/05 - 15:55 Post subject:
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| Ikkan wrote: | I want a killer dolphin  |
It's almost a year since you quit EQ, and you are still begging for gear?
C'mon man...
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Ikkan
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 06 Sep 2003 Posts: 3086
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Posted: 09/26/05 - 17:17 Post subject:
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| Carnican wrote: | | Ikkan wrote: | I want a killer dolphin  |
It's almost a year since you quit EQ, and you are still begging for gear?
C'mon man...
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Dude the delay is sooooo low it rocks
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