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khrath
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 Posted: 12/25/03 - 11:34 Post subject: Khraths Christmas Adventure
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Christmas morning Khrath woke up and he was sad
<img src=http://www.khrath.com/christmas/12.jpg>
Khrath had decided to stay at home for christmas this year, so was all alone, and had nothing to do. So Khrath decided instead of slumping around all day, he'd make the most of it and really live it up on christmas day, it would be a christmas worth remembering!
"The first thing such a grand christmas needs, is what" Khrath thought.
"A feast!" Khrath said to himself.
So Off Khrath went to the store to get the things he'd need to make his christmas a great one.
Two miles down the road, at the wal-mart super center, Khrath came upon an awful sight, the entire shopping center was closed because it was christmas. This made Khrath sad.
<img src=http://www.khrath.com/christmas/12.jpg>
So back home Khrath went, now feeling cold from the winter chill, and in low spirits because the stores were all closed. Then Khrath remembered, the stores weren't all closed, the handy Quik Trip was open on christmas day! Khrath was once again happy, and decided this time he would not let the winter chill freeze his balls off.
So he hunted up his trusty coat.
<img src=http://www.khrath.com/christmas/9.jpg>
Then he hunted up his trusty scarf.
<img src=http://www.khrath.com/christmas/1.jpg>
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khrath
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 11:34 Post subject:
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Khrath was now all snug as a bug in a rug, warm as could be, and ready to once again set out in search of all he'd need to make his christmas a happy one. Not to mention how **** the chix think he looks in his scarf.
<img src=http://www.khrath.com/christmas/11.jpg>
So Khrath put on his shoes.
<img src=http://www.khrath.com/christmas/8.jpg>
Then Khrath grabbed his keys
<img src=http://www.khrath.com/christmas/6.jpg>
Khrath set out and drove a block and a half to the Quik Trip It was alive with commerce, people coming and going, oh yes, it was defenitely open for buisness. Once inside Khrath was in awe with all of the wonderful things that could make his christmas a delight. he went up and down every row time and time again searching for the perfect things to make his day complete.
Khrath just couldn't make up his mind, and kept pacing up and down the rows. The old man at the counter started to eye Khrath, as if he was going to steal something.
<img src=http://www.khrath.com/christmas/7.jpg>
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khrath
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 11:35 Post subject:
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The old man made Khrath kind of nervous, so he decided he'd go with his best ideas so far on what to feast upon, and the other little things he'd need.
Khrath walked over to the gormet row, and right next to the baby cabbage, and the grey poupon, he picked up one of the most delicious looking packages of pork in all the store.
<img src=http://www.khrath.com/christmas/3.jpg>
Now that the main course had been decided, and pork, what a fine decision indeed, Khrath went on to search out something to wash it all down. Being a holiday, Khrath decided he'd indulge in a little alcoholic drink, a fine wine, maybe a sparkling champagne. Khrath eyed the chilled section, containing racks upon racks of superb drinks, he scanned until he came upon just what he'd been looking for, the drink of the gods no doubt, this would compliment his meal perfectly.
<img src=http://www.khrath.com/christmas/4.jpg>
Khrath rushed home to prepare his feast, and to sit down to a quiet afternoon of filling himself, and indulging in a little of the drink. He went to his refrigerator to get some ice to chill the bottle, and upon opening the door, he was fill with delight. he'd forgotten all about the feast that had been prepared for him the night before, by his good friend chang. he'd defenitley be eating good this day for sure now.
<img src=http://www.khrath.com/christmas/10.jpg>
After a long day of filling himself with wonderful foods of all kinds, and maybe even a little to much of the drink. Khrath decided he'd had a good day, and went off into his meditation room, to retire to his thoughts, and relax a little.
<img src=http://www.khrath.com/christmas/5.jpg>
Now fully relaxed and feeling as if the day could not have been better, Khrath decided to cal all his friends, and family, and to wish them all the best as well.
MERRY CHRISTMAS FAGGOTS, MAY YOU ALL ROT IN HELL
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lodie
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 12:02 Post subject:
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this is the best post in realpoor history
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median
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 12:35 Post subject:
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heart warming
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Occulis
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 12:56 Post subject:
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This is the best Christmas story ever! May I repost on my home page?
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Iyam
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 13:17 Post subject:
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rofl
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Mental_Hernia
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 13:25 Post subject:
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| lodie wrote: | | this is the best post in realpoor history |
I may have to agree
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Frax
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 14:09 Post subject:
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very nice.. except..
You have a set of keys like a woman :/
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Haphasto
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 14:15 Post subject:
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I laughed...I cried...I had an orgasm.
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khrath
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 14:24 Post subject:
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| Frax wrote: | very nice.. except..
You have a set of keys like a woman :/
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car alarm, credit card, house key, car key
whats womanly about that =p
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Bait Masterson
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 14:26 Post subject:
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The scary thing is, if you substitute the beer for coke and add weed somewhere in there youd have my Xmas to a tee.
Welcome to my world K
Merry Xmas to all the Single Bachelors
f**k the rest of you in the goat ass
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NinjaBurger
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 17:45 Post subject:
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| Bait Masterson wrote: | The scary thing is, if you substitute the beer for coke and add weed somewhere in there youd have my Xmas to a tee.
Welcome to my world K
Merry Xmas to all the Single Bachelors
f**k the rest of you in the goat ass |
Coca Cola or Coke?
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Winelse
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 18:26 Post subject:
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Did Chang leave you a little something extra in your meal ?
Looks like little Chang is making an appearance 
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wellspoken
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 18:33 Post subject:
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| Khrath wrote: | | Frax wrote: | very nice.. except..
You have a set of keys like a woman :/
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car alarm, credit card, house key, car key
whats womanly about that =p |
not really womanly, but sure does look womanly =O
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tryn
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 19:04 Post subject:
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| Winelse wrote: | Did Chang leave you a little something extra in your meal ?
Looks like little Chang is making an appearance |
im glad im not the only one to think that. phew.
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Occulis
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 19:09 Post subject:
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who is chang
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Plat4PoP
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 19:11 Post subject:
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Im just happy there were no pictures of Mr. Hanky!
p4p
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Sunkorzien
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 19:24 Post subject:
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| lodie wrote: | | this is the best post in realpoor history |
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NinjaBurger
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 20:57 Post subject:
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| lodie wrote: | | this is the best post in realpoor history |
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halfbent
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 21:24 Post subject:
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| lodie wrote: | | this is the best post in realpoor history |
I already thought so, but bandwagons are great!
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 21:25 Post subject:
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| halfbent wrote: | | lodie wrote: | | this is the best post in realpoor history |
I already thought so, but bandwagons are great! |
Yes they are!
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Zwadrich
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 23:10 Post subject:
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| lodie wrote: | | this is the best post in realpoor history |
That and i had the best christmas evening dinner.. peanutbutter sandwich a heineken and a michael jackson documentary 
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Bait Masterson
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 23:18 Post subject:
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im hooking up a microwaveable burrito , a coca cola and some left over pizza
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Zwadrich
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 23:19 Post subject:
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| Bait Masterson wrote: | | im hooking up a microwaveable burrito , a coca cola and some left over pizza |
ohhh im not alone! yes! thx u!
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Bait Masterson
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 23:28 Post subject:
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I got a bat of doritos if I got the munchies later
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Haphasto
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 23:30 Post subject:
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| Bait Masterson wrote: | | I got a bat of doritos if I got the munchies later |
mmmmm...turkey, cranberry sauce, sweet potatoes, greenbeen casarol, and some rolls here O_o
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Spink
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Posted: 12/25/03 - 23:32 Post subject:
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Move to attention w***e forum plz mods.
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kireol
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Posted: 12/26/03 - 01:04 Post subject:
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Chang uses the old movie popcorn trick
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Frehya
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Posted: 12/26/03 - 01:11 Post subject:
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Khrath, you look SO **** in that scarf.
Although I do feel a bit disturbed by what looks to be a severed penis in your chinese food.
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