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Sabathius
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 Posted: 07/22/05 - 08:58 Post subject: Just Curious....List of Experts
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Everyone here seems to think themselves an expert of some sort, guns, political philosophy, p***y wrangling, flatulence.
What is your particular area/s of expertise.
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Kukoc
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Joined: 11 Apr 2005
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 09:05 Post subject:
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corrugated packaging 
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Isriam
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 2721
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 09:17 Post subject:
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telephony and motorcycles are my only true expertise. but i enjoy everything else from computers to surfing.
i dont really see anyone here as an expert, just mostly opinionated people who read a lot.
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Occulis
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 09:19 Post subject:
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I'm definitely an expert on which foods are my favorites.
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Tamrissa
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 29 Nov 2002
Posts: 7100
Location: at my computer
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 09:22 Post subject:
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well ive never claimed to be an expert of any sort on here that i can recall.
but in the spirit of realpoor if i had to pick an area for myself id say that my area of expertise is being insignificant and only knowledgable of things pertaining to me or other inconsequential tidbits that noone else is interested in hearing/reading/knowing about.
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Celestra
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 6929
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 09:23 Post subject:
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I'm an expert in making lame jokes - Just ask anyone who talks to me.
haha. Seriously, good topic:
I don't consider myself an expert on anything, yet. Simply because I don't think I have lived long enough to acquire that much information hehe.
But I do have areas in which I think I know a great deal more than the average person. I wouldn't call it expertise, but interests.
* History - Have a mastersdegree in contemporary history, with focus on Northern Ireland and more specifically on Gerry Adams (leader of Sinn Fein - the political wing of the IRA) and the peace process of the 90s. I also studied Israel, although not extensively. So I have somewhat of an interest in terrorism, as you've probably noticed in threads about it hehe.
Other subjects that interest me and I have taken classes in are imperialism, the cold war, American history (with focus on so-called secret societies like Ku Klux Klan and populist history), some English history (a.o. Edmund Burke), Dutch history, and some world literature classes. I would call myself educated on them, not an expert.
* Writing - I think I have a reasonable amount of knowledge about writing: genres, linguistic, code of behaviour and professional experience with the writing media in different forms.
* Star Trek - I'm so the expert on star trek. I've seen everything!
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Aviger
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1509
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 09:28 Post subject:
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| Celestra wrote: | I'm an expert in making lame jokes - Just ask anyone who talks to me.
haha. Seriously, good topic:
I don't consider myself an expert on anything, yet. Simply because I don't think I have lived long enough to acquire that much information hehe.
But I do have areas in which I think I know a great deal more than the average person. I wouldn't call it expertise, but interests.
* History - Have a mastersdegree in contemporary history, with focus on Northern Ireland and more specifically on Gerry Adams (leader of Sinn Fein - the political wing of the IRA) and the peace process of the 90s. I also studied Israel, although not extensively. So I have somewhat of an interest in terrorism, as you've probably noticed in threads about it hehe.
Other subjects that interest me and I have taken classes in are imperialism, the cold war, American history (with focus on so-called secret societies like Ku Klux Klan and populist history), some English history (a.o. Edmund Burke), Dutch history, and some world literature classes. I would call myself educated on them, not an expert.
* Writing - I think I have a reasonable amount of knowledge about writing: genres, linguistic, code of behaviour and professional experience with the writing media in different forms.
* Star Trek - I'm so the expert on star trek. I've seen everything! |
you're an expert perfectionist, just look at your long arse post
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Aandidar
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Joined: 23 Oct 2002
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 09:36 Post subject:
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I'm an expert at sleeping
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Celestra
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 6929
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 09:41 Post subject:
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| Aviger wrote: | | Celestra wrote: | I'm an expert in making lame jokes - Just ask anyone who talks to me.
haha. Seriously, good topic:
I don't consider myself an expert on anything, yet. Simply because I don't think I have lived long enough to acquire that much information hehe.
But I do have areas in which I think I know a great deal more than the average person. I wouldn't call it expertise, but interests.
* History - Have a mastersdegree in contemporary history, with focus on Northern Ireland and more specifically on Gerry Adams (leader of Sinn Fein - the political wing of the IRA) and the peace process of the 90s. I also studied Israel, although not extensively. So I have somewhat of an interest in terrorism, as you've probably noticed in threads about it hehe.
Other subjects that interest me and I have taken classes in are imperialism, the cold war, American history (with focus on so-called secret societies like Ku Klux Klan and populist history), some English history (a.o. Edmund Burke), Dutch history, and some world literature classes. I would call myself educated on them, not an expert.
* Writing - I think I have a reasonable amount of knowledge about writing: genres, linguistic, code of behaviour and professional experience with the writing media in different forms.
* Star Trek - I'm so the expert on star trek. I've seen everything! |
you're an expert perfectionist, just look at your long arse post |
Maybe I just like talking about myself, smart ass.
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Renaan Hellfire
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Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 3764
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 10:22 Post subject:
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| Celestra wrote: | I'm an expert in making lame jokes - Just ask anyone who talks to me.
haha. Seriously, good topic:
I don't consider myself an expert on anything, yet. Simply because I don't think I have lived long enough to acquire that much information hehe.
But I do have areas in which I think I know a great deal more than the average person. I wouldn't call it expertise, but interests.
* History - Have a mastersdegree in contemporary history, with focus on Northern Ireland and more specifically on Gerry Adams (leader of Sinn Fein - the political wing of the IRA) and the peace process of the 90s. I also studied Israel, although not extensively. So I have somewhat of an interest in terrorism, as you've probably noticed in threads about it hehe.
Other subjects that interest me and I have taken classes in are imperialism, the cold war, American history (with focus on so-called secret societies like Ku Klux Klan and populist history), some English history (a.o. Edmund Burke), Dutch history, and some world literature classes. I would call myself educated on them, not an expert.
* Writing - I think I have a reasonable amount of knowledge about writing: genres, linguistic, code of behaviour and professional experience with the writing media in different forms.
* Star Trek - I'm so the expert on star trek. I've seen everything! |
If you an expert on Star Trek, then call me MR! Star Trek!
I'm the total Guru of Star Trek!
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Okami
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2242
Location: The new board
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 10:28 Post subject:
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I'd give this guy a run for his money.
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Confused
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 08 Feb 2004
Posts: 6730
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 10:56 Post subject:
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I'm the most limited of all experts...the well-rounded man.
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sinrakin
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 11:19 Post subject:
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| Confused wrote: | | I'm the most limited of all experts...the well-rounded man. |
Don't worry about it; a diet and some exercise should get rid of that whole well-rounded thing 
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Confused
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 08 Feb 2004
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 11:24 Post subject:
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| sinrakin wrote: | | Confused wrote: | | I'm the most limited of all experts...the well-rounded man. |
Don't worry about it; a diet and some exercise should get rid of that whole well-rounded thing |
I was referring to my delicious ass. Round like an apple it is. MMmmmmm. Hold on. I just gave myself an erection thinking about it. Cummmmmmmmmminggggggggggg....a...hhhhhahhhhhhhhhh.....
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Smackmuh
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Joined: 07 Sep 2003
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 11:47 Post subject:
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I'm an expert in having no one know who I was in EQ or am in WoW.
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shureshot nevermisss
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Joined: 16 Jan 2004
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Location: nj
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 11:56 Post subject:
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| Aandidar wrote: | | I'm an expert at sleeping |
me too .. that and drinking .
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Confused
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 08 Feb 2004
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 11:56 Post subject:
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| Smackmuh wrote: | | I'm an expert in having no one know who I was in EQ or am in WoW. |
or in life, I'm guessing.
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Bait Masterson
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 18:11 Post subject:
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Masturbation
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Tamrissa
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 29 Nov 2002
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Location: at my computer
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 18:19 Post subject:
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 oh ya! im an expert at keeping secrets.
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motherface
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Joined: 12 Mar 2003
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 18:25 Post subject:
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If you're an expert then...
What did Kirk think his name was when he fell on his head on that planet with the aliens who happened to be Native Americans?
What was Seven of Nine's human name, and her full Borg name?
What was the evolution of Sisko's facial/scalp hair combination from the pilot of DS9 through its finale?
What was Jean-Luc Picard's nephew's name?
What was Picard's hometown in France?
What was Gene Roddenberry's middle name?
Ensign Robin Lefler was played by: _____
The species of alien that stabbed Picard in the heart was _________
Don't look any of it up!
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Frax
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8489
Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 18:43 Post subject:
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I'm an expert in pointing out threads that suck.
This thread sucks.
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gotissues68
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Joined: 21 Aug 2003
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 18:44 Post subject:
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I could never be an expert in anything. I do have a knowledge in networking, telephony, unix and general computer stuff and I'm teaching myself to work on cars ... but the best teacher (expert) knows he never knows everything even if it is his given subject of "expertise"...
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Isriam
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 19:27 Post subject:
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if you're on realpoor, you're probably more of an expert than anyone else. thats why we're all here right? because we're all experts?
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Venkmen
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 20:03 Post subject:
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I'm an expert at telling people I am an expert.
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Aluaeia
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 06 Jun 2003
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 20:28 Post subject:
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| motherface wrote: | If you're an expert then...
What was Seven of Nine's human name, and her full Borg name? |
This is the only one I remember off the top of my head,
Annika Hansen and Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero.
I think. But I didn't look it up!
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motherface
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 20:57 Post subject:
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| Aluaeia wrote: | | motherface wrote: | If you're an expert then...
What was Seven of Nine's human name, and her full Borg name? |
This is the only one I remember off the top of my head,
Annika Hansen and Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero.
I think. But I didn't look it up! |
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Ishmael
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Joined: 03 Jun 2005
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 21:00 Post subject:
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I'm the master of everything. Good and bad.
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kbarr
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Joined: 05 Oct 2004
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Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Ishmael
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Joined: 03 Jun 2005
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 21:05 Post subject:
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I beat you to it. <3
Seriously though.
My boss just asked me if I knew how to make pickled zuchini, and well of course I don't, so I google for "How to make pickled zucchini" and I found out how. Yay, huh???
Umm yah, google is cool.
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merdocc
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 22:55 Post subject:
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I'm an expert on pretty much anything since I can cut and paste things from google!
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