|
|
| Author |
Message |
Aeain
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 22 Oct 2002
Posts: 1973
|
 Posted: 02/25/03 - 18:57 Post subject: Jokes about the p***y French
|
|
|
Q.Why did the French plant trees along the Champs-Elysses?
A.So the Germans could march in the shade.
Q.What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Invaders?
A. Table for 100,000?
Q.Why do we need France on our side against Saddam?
A.So the French can show him how to surrender
Q.What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
A.You can make soldiers out of toast.
Q.What do you call 10,000 Frenchmen with their Arms up?
A. An Army
Q.Why are there no fireworks at EuroDisney?
A. Because every time they went off,France tried to Surrender.
In and episode of The Simpsons, Lisa portrays Joan of Arc and Homer says, "God wants you to lead us to victory? But we're French. We don't even have a word for that"
In a spoof of Soldier of Fortune,a French version called Soldier of Surrender includes headlines such as "Fitness:3 great excercises to help you keep your arms up" and "Our biggest arms review ever! See what guns survived our grueling drop test gauntlet."
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
 |
Docter
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2002
Posts: 3420
|
|
Posted: 02/25/03 - 19:38 Post subject:
|
|
|
How many French does it take to defend Paris? No one knows, it's never been done before. 
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
the flower princess
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 986
|
|
Posted: 02/25/03 - 19:51 Post subject:
|
|
|
|
French people need to have the little genitals they have run over by a steam roller.
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Aeain
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 22 Oct 2002
Posts: 1973
|
|
Posted: 02/25/03 - 19:59 Post subject:
|
|
|
Nice one Docter
/agree Flower
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16395
Location: 375th st. Y
|
|
Posted: 02/25/03 - 20:55 Post subject:
|
|
|
|
Going to war without the french is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Frostkiss
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 20 Oct 2002
Posts: 2018
|
|
Posted: 02/25/03 - 21:16 Post subject:
|
|
|
|
Then stop wining and move on... That's the way you do it right?
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
compusmack
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 6354
|
|
Posted: 02/25/03 - 22:18 Post subject:
|
|
|
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Aeain
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 22 Oct 2002
Posts: 1973
|
|
Posted: 02/25/03 - 22:20 Post subject:
|
|
|
|
Nice Comp.
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
