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stickynutz
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PostPosted: 11/11/04 - 22:53    Post subject: Joke Reply with quote

One day a woman walks into a doctors office. The doctor asks her what the problem is, and she promptly removes her shirt and bra.

"I've got this rash.. it's killing me!" she says.

A large, redish T-shaped rash is on her chest. Puzzled, the doctor ponders this for a minute... then, on a hunch..

"Do you have a boyfriend?" the doctor asks.

"Sure."

"Does he attend college?"

"Well, yeah," she replies. "He goes to Texas State."

"Does he wear his college sweatshirt while making love?"

Embarrased, the woman replies sheepishly "well, yes..."

"Ahah. Tell him to take it off from now on."

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The next day, a woman comes in with a large S-shaped rash on her chest.

"Your boyfriend is in college, correct?" the doctor chances.

"Yeah, we go to Stanford; how'd you know?" she asks amazed.

"Just tell him to take his sweatshirt off when you're having ****," the doctor assures.

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Amazingly enough, the next day, yet another young women enters his office with a similar condition. The doctor spots the large red "M" and smiles knowingly.

"Lemme guess. You have a boyfriend, and he goes to school at Michigan?"

"No, but I have a girlfriend, and she attends Wisconsin."
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PostPosted: 11/11/04 - 23:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lmao nice, I know a funny joke but it would take me like years to type out and im to lazy . Sad
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PostPosted: 11/12/04 - 10:05    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing cute, why was this moved to attention w***e forum though??
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PostPosted: 11/12/04 - 18:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

because admins suck nuts now, or he made the post here 0_o
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PostPosted: 11/12/04 - 18:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

in spite of administrators, the new general discussion has been moved to this hole of rejection
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