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Jakanden
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Nov 2003
Posts: 5334
Location: Fuck if I know - I am always lost
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16398
Location: 375th st. Y
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whoah wtf.
i'm scared =/
who's gonna be hot enough to play samus? angelina jolie = teh no good
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Finigan
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3817
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Somehow I can't imagine a movie with a woman who jumps 30 feet into the air and shoots energy blasts at flying bat things as turning out as anything but retarded.
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Cryz
Sir Postalot
Joined: 17 Feb 2003
Posts: 1013
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Posted: 04/07/04 - 09:06 Post subject:
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i can see it now!
samus... comes up on the winged demon ripley's lair... shes walking in slowly.. music is bumpin... and woosh... 3 white doves fly by her head... her lips mouth the words "what the f**k?" as her eyes widen.. wondering what the f**k earth birds are doing on k-pax... then something blows up.. she dont know what.. we dont know why.. just fire and noise all around... ALERT!... get the f**k outta there samus!.. she starts jumpin side to side and up on various platforms... but... OH f**k she missed one... falling slowly no... she catches the edge of one.. and the doves fly by again this time she mouthing the words "f**k off" as they shit on her helmet!.... the wall is blocking her exit... quickly she curls up in the fetal postition and suddenly turns into a perfectly round ball.. where she begins to drop lil bombs... becuase... no way.. if she was a person with legs and arms.. could she ever manage to get these bombs outta her pockets!.... they blow up! she stands on her ship waiting for it to beem her down... she raises her energy canon arm to the sky mouthing the words "god damn birds!".. and bullseyes one of those fuckign doves... smiling she goes down in her ship! and the world blows up... but out of the fire she emerges!... in a ship that looks like her f*****g helmet... why? no one knows or has ever cared...
yea... bored 
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Brash
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 20 Oct 2002
Posts: 3958
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Posted: 04/07/04 - 11:30 Post subject:
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i will prolly pay to see this shit movie .....
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Nahualli
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8461
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Posted: 04/07/04 - 11:32 Post subject:
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| Cryz wrote: | i can see it now!
samus... comes up on the winged demon ripley's lair... shes walking in slowly.. music is bumpin... and woosh... 3 white doves fly by her head... her lips mouth the words "what the f**k?" as her eyes widen.. wondering what the f**k earth birds are doing on k-pax... then something blows up.. she dont know what.. we dont know why.. just fire and noise all around... ALERT!... get the f**k outta there samus!.. she starts jumpin side to side and up on various platforms... but... OH f**k she missed one... falling slowly no... she catches the edge of one.. and the doves fly by again this time she mouthing the words "f**k off" as they shit on her helmet!.... the wall is blocking her exit... quickly she curls up in the fetal postition and suddenly turns into a perfectly round ball.. where she begins to drop lil bombs... becuase... no way.. if she was a person with legs and arms.. could she ever manage to get these bombs outta her pockets!.... they blow up! she stands on her ship waiting for it to beem her down... she raises her energy canon arm to the sky mouthing the words "god damn birds!".. and bullseyes one of those fuckign doves... smiling she goes down in her ship! and the world blows up... but out of the fire she emerges!... in a ship that looks like her f*****g helmet... why? no one knows or has ever cared...
yea... bored |
hey this sounds a lot like Realpoor : The Movie
-Nah-
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