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Kbarr
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 Posted: 07/03/03 - 00:46 Post subject: It stopped chirping, finally.
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Finished rebuilding my front porch today. Had the compressor out, the nail gun, the new chop saw and a few more toys. We were moving along very quickly trimming out the underneat part. Put up all the tongue and groove pine boards, that went real fast with the nail gun. Now while doing this whole thing, we saw that some sparrows were ...annoyed? They kept flying by real close and landing on the railing. I was like "f**k these shit machines, they crapped all over the porch for the last 3 weeks" cleaning bird shit up every week was annoying. They seemed to think the open 2x4 rafters were a nice place to sit and shit. I was so glad to have the rafters all closed up now.
Anyway, after it was all done and the sparrows were chased off with a few well placed nails from the nail gun we took a seat to look over our work. Guess what we heard. Birds, we didn't see any we just heard them making chipring noises about our heads.
It seems we inclosed a nest or 2 of baby sparrows in the the rafters. The upset adults we saw all day were mom and pops trying to get back to the nests.
The little f*****s chirped for HOURS. Every once in a while I would go out and smack the new wood. They would always respond with a crisp..
CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!!!
Well they stopped chirping!
I hope they don't smell to much when the maggots get to them.
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Janoth
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Posted: 07/03/03 - 00:55 Post subject:
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thats f**k top
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 07/03/03 - 01:09 Post subject:
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omg.... oh my god... thats the saddest thing i've ever seen.
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Kantiz
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Location: Harrisburg, PA
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Posted: 07/03/03 - 02:07 Post subject:
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Cut your fingernails.
oh and burn in hell, you bird h8r!
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Akronn
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Posted: 07/03/03 - 08:15 Post subject:
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That's just a random google picture 
And birds are stupid. I usually try to save their nests when they're in my way, but oftentimes once it's been disturbed, the parents don't want anything to do with the young ones anymore. Knuckleheads should stick to the trees.
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Tamena
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Posted: 07/03/03 - 08:20 Post subject:
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sorry but that's f****d up
ya couldn't move the nest?
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Maelstrom
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Posted: 07/03/03 - 08:33 Post subject:
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| TamenaEverlost wrote: | sorry but that's f****d up
ya couldn't move the nest? |
Comming from kbarr its quite normal.
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Kbarr
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Posted: 07/03/03 - 10:41 Post subject:
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We found out afterward the nests were in there.
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compusmack
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Posted: 07/03/03 - 11:09 Post subject:
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wow... i probably would have opened it up to get to them..
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Bait Masterson
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Posted: 07/03/03 - 11:56 Post subject:
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Birds are pests, they are great out in the woods, but in the city they are complete pests.
I have this flock of pidgeons that come on my balcony and shit on it every day, im considering going out and killing them but im too busy in the morning (when they are there) to do it 
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Krezlag
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Posted: 07/03/03 - 11:58 Post subject:
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thats seriously messed up now i can understand why (some) people are always p****d at kbarr
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 07/03/03 - 12:56 Post subject:
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| Bait Masterson wrote: | Birds are pests, they are great out in the woods, but in the city they are complete pests.
I have this flock of pidgeons that come on my balcony and shit on it every day, im considering going out and killing them but im too busy in the morning (when they are there) to do it |
Yeah, so are squirrels.
A squirrel in my attic woke me up once. f**k them all they make good eating. Too bad it's illegal to use firearms in city limits... but hey, that's what the crossbow is for!
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Posted: 07/03/03 - 16:56 Post subject:
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| Krezlag wrote: | | thats seriously messed up now i can understand why (some) people are always p****d at kbarr |
Some was so p****d that they screwed with my account:)
I have a fan with powers:)
Anyway, just to let him know. We didn't take all the new word work down, we left it up. Why? Because we could give 2 s***s about some f*****g sparrows chirping.
They died up there!!
Incased in my porch like the slaves they buried with egyptian kings in egypt!!!!
I now own my own burial ground. mummys included!!!!
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FoShizzo
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Posted: 07/03/03 - 17:22 Post subject:
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we got some tiny ass birds on our deck s******g all over the place and whenever i get close to the nest the mom or watever flys out and flyss around me and shit and one tiem followed me..
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Rennol
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Posted: 07/03/03 - 17:25 Post subject:
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Kbarr i have to say you come up with the coolest pictures at times
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