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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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 Posted: 04/14/06 - 11:20 Post subject: Iran is so hilarious.
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http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/04/14/iran.israel.reut/
| Quote: | | TEHRAN, Iran (Reuters) -- Iran's president said on Friday that the existence of the "Zionist regime", Iran's term for Israel, was a threat to the Islamic world, days after declaring Iran had become a nuclear power by enriching uranium. |
Day 1.
Iran: "Destroy Israel! Destroy the infidels! Give us nukes!"
UN: "No."
Day 2.
Iran: "Okay, okay! Give us nukes! I mean nuclear power!"
UN: "Okay."
Day 3.
Iran: "Destroy Israel! Destroy the infidels!"
UN: "Oops. You're still thinking about that?"
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Desflurane
Luke Warm
Joined: 27 Mar 2003
Posts: 299
Location: St Louis
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Posted: 04/14/06 - 11:44 Post subject:
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I think the best solution to this problem is to loosen the leash America keeps on Israel, and let them go in and f**k some shit up.
6 day war - part 2
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khrath
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8750
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Posted: 04/14/06 - 11:52 Post subject:
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If israel gets involved in shit over there, the entire nation of islam will get involved and will go against anyone siding with Israel.
That might hurt our current project in Iraq
=p
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Desflurane
Luke Warm
Joined: 27 Mar 2003
Posts: 299
Location: St Louis
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Posted: 04/14/06 - 12:02 Post subject:
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Israel doesn't have the logistical problems we have keeping in supply... they are IN the middle east.
I say let the arabs bring it. The Yom Kippur war and the 6 day war in the 60's and 70's showed that the Israelis could take on them all, and bring them to the bargaining table - both times in under a month!
Per capita, probably the deadliest miliary in the world.
edit: fixed a fat finger typo
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Zimzulu
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 883
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Posted: 04/14/06 - 12:10 Post subject:
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This is going to be awesome.
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Yanbik
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
Posts: 1575
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Posted: 04/14/06 - 13:09 Post subject:
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world war 3 weeeeeee
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