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Renork
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Posted: 04/27/05 - 03:15 Post subject: Internet forums can kill!
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http://publications.mediapost.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=Articles.showArticleHomePage&art_aid=29415
holy shit
article per request of someone the other day.
| Quote: | I Link, Therefore I am
by George Simpson, Monday, Apr 25, 2005 8:17 AM EST
A WEST NYACK, N.Y. MAN was found dead at his computer apparently the victim of trying to keep up with too many professional forums. Childress H. Wanamaker, 54, an account executive at a New York-based new media company, died of starvation according to the West Nyack coroner's office. Wanamaker's emaciated body was found by Loraine, his wife of 26 years, who told MediaPost she had been bringing her husband meals on plastic trays for weeks, but that he never took the time to eat them.
"He was glued to his computer 24/7," she said tearfully. "He was so afraid he was going to miss an opportunity to contribute a comment or start a discussion, that he just stopped eating." She added that Wanamaker's last words were "OK Picard, stick that in your pipe and smoke it..."
Computer forensic specialists from SUNY at Cortland discovered that Wanamaker was subscribed to 48 different forums and networking communities including one apparently having to do with the elderly called "oldtimers" and another apparently limited to just 100 people. They also found that he posted a comment into one forum or another on an average of two per minute every hour of the day for the past seven weeks.
"He felt under terrible pressure to be part of the online community," said his son, Lucian, who says he tried several times to get his father's attention and lure him away from the computer. "The only time he even looked up was when I told him I had seen Dane Madsen trying to steal his car out of the driveway."
Police found what appeared to be an organization chart taped to the wall of Wanamaker's den with lines linking small photos of people unknown to the police including a Tom Hespos and an Adam Boettiger. Neither is considered a suspect in Wanamaker's death.
"Once, I thought I had him," said Lucian Wanamaker, "when I said that mom had made cookies, but half out of his chair, he just sat back down mumbling something about two Roman gods; I believe it was Jupiter and Atlas having some sort of titanic battle. 'Let them eat PIE,' he bellowed banging on his keyboard."
Computer forensic specialists reported that there was no order or continuity to Wanamaker's forum postings. "It looks like he just sort of randomly commented on whatever was in the discussion string at the time," said Stephen Hall, CUNY-Cortland adjunct professor of intemperate and impulsive behavior. "He let nothing go by unchallenged by his own point of view, nor failed to respond to any other community member asking for advice or a new job. This consumed not only 24 hours a day, but also, apparently, his physical health."
In what must be a record, Wanamaker was linked into to over 15,250 other community members, many of whom he exchanged notes with daily. He also contributed to 375 blogs and was expected to start an online column about the impact of interactive communications on health, when he died.
A virtual memorial service will be held online at a date to be determined. |
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Owyyn
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2900
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Posted: 04/27/05 - 03:30 Post subject:
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"Once, I thought I had him," said Lucian Wanamaker, "when I said that mom had made cookies, but half out of his chair, he just sat back down mumbling something about two Roman gods; I believe it was Jupiter and Atlas having some sort of titanic battle. 'Let them eat PIE,' he bellowed banging on his keyboard." |
Hijinx!
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Celestra
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 6929
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Posted: 04/27/05 - 03:37 Post subject:
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Fake
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Renork
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Joined: 23 Jun 2003 Posts: 6282
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Posted: 04/27/05 - 03:39 Post subject:
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prolly
I still laughed tho.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 16395
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 04/27/05 - 06:14 Post subject:
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yeah no way.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor

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Posted: 04/27/05 - 06:14 Post subject:
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sleep deprivation would come before starvation.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 04/27/05 - 08:58 Post subject:
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roffles
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kireol
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Joined: 02 Aug 2003 Posts: 9517
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Posted: 04/27/05 - 09:27 Post subject:
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if this were remotely true, kbarr would be skinny.
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Ciladar
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002 Posts: 3765
Location: Northern New Jersey
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Posted: 04/27/05 - 11:01 Post subject:
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| atarom wrote: | | sleep deprivation would come before starvation. |
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wellspoken
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Joined: 01 Feb 2003 Posts: 7137
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Posted: 04/27/05 - 11:08 Post subject:
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Warning: SatireAhead!
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Akimatsu
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Joined: 17 Oct 2002 Posts: 874
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Posted: 04/27/05 - 11:09 Post subject:
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How the f**k can someone be online and not snack? Thats what makes this so not true. SNACKS MAN I LOVE THEM AND EVERYONE SHOULD.
So yea, fake. Unless he was diseased or some other shit and would have died anyway. And if it was true, WTF WOMEN DID YOU NOT LOOK AT HIM WHEN YOU BROUGHT HIM FOOD???? g*****n that would be a horrible wife.
"Hi honey, brought you some... OMFG YOU ARE SKIN AND f*****g BONES GET UP NOW HOSPITAL WE GO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN WHYYYYYY"
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Nobonius
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Joined: 27 Dec 2002 Posts: 1121
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Posted: 04/27/05 - 12:48 Post subject:
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| kireol wrote: | | if this were remotely true, kbarr would be skinny. |
You are one to talk.
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wellspoken
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Posted: 04/27/05 - 12:58 Post subject:
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| Nobonius wrote: | | kireol wrote: | | if this were remotely true, kbarr would be skinny. |
You are one to talk. |
Hate to burst your bubble, but kbarr posts 50-75% more than Kireol.....
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Nobonius
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Posted: 04/27/05 - 14:05 Post subject:
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No bubble of mine is being burst by that.
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Ikkan
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Posted: 04/27/05 - 14:08 Post subject:
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If that were true, that is totally cool.
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