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Grummpy
Luke Warm
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 Posted: 03/24/03 - 22:58 Post subject: If you woke up in the morning and..
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Suddenly you were the opposite ****.
Whats the First thing you would do?
First thing I would do is squat over a mirror for about 2 hours probing. 
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Vekril
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
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Location: Jersey
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Posted: 03/24/03 - 23:00 Post subject:
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masturbate
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Verdeloth
Luke Warm
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 03/24/03 - 23:02 Post subject:
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All of the above, all of the bottom... and then some!
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Paden
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Joined: 23 Oct 2002
Posts: 9362
Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 03/24/03 - 23:06 Post subject:
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play with my self
then go to a l***o bar and meet some lesbos and have l***o ****!
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Sunkorzien
Sir Postalot
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
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Location: New Orleans
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Posted: 03/24/03 - 23:22 Post subject:
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| Paden wrote: | play with my self
then go to a l***o bar and meet some lesbos and have l***o ****! |
You're forgetting one key factor in this equation.
No one wants to have **** with you.
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Janoth
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Joined: 17 Nov 2002
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Posted: 03/24/03 - 23:24 Post subject:
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Kill myself.
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Kudil
Luke Warm
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 135
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Posted: 03/24/03 - 23:25 Post subject:
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I have to agree, kill myself.... Women are evil.... If i was one, I'd have to die. /shrug
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tryn
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 01 Jan 2003
Posts: 829
Location: Paris
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Posted: 03/24/03 - 23:31 Post subject:
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write my name in the snow!
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compusmack
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 6354
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Posted: 03/24/03 - 23:59 Post subject:
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| tryn wrote: | | write my name in the snow! |
lol.
Seriously, i'd probably not leave the house.
nah.. i'd probably be a c**k tease to some guys... god knows those women sure have fun doing it to us.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 00:10 Post subject:
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08:00: Scream in terror
09:00: Begin making money the old fashioned way
I'd probably be a high-dollar w***e. Spend 6 or 7 months at the gym refining body. Charge $10,000 per session to corporate types who want clean, disease-free women without the hassle of divorce.
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 11015
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 04:44 Post subject:
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I would probably play EQ like normal and then quit my guild everytime someone said something remotely mean to me.
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Brael
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 05:14 Post subject:
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mastrubate then become a w***e
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Zwadrich
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 5015
Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 05:21 Post subject:
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You can do the same things when you're a man you know..
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Brael
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 06:04 Post subject:
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ya but big boobs on a woman arent attractive
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Syke
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 2976
Location: Huntington Beach, CA
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 06:43 Post subject:
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I would wiggle my boobs...and theeen...assuming I would be as hot a woman as I am a man...and less hairy, I would probably become a stripper at a classy joint somewhere in LA/Hollywood. Get some instant recognition for my great ass and voluptuous hips and camel toe dips.
It's good though because I wouldn't actually have to have **** with a man, just do the teasing part and miss having a constant hard-on while watching Jessica, Jasmine, Karin and Shelly dance around me like vagina around my c**k. Or should I say, c**k inside my vag?
Anyways, after I make enough money in tips, I'll train and sign up for a few beauty pagents, maybe liek...Hustler?
Ya, and then I could do nudies until I become as popular as Carmen or Pamela. I just won't end up with hepatitis-C, f*****g some dude with like a 10 inch dong? I can't really remember, haven't seen that video in a while.
I'm sure after a while, since I'd have a lot of free time with all my money, i'd pick up the guitar and start belting it out again...get famous in the music industry. I have all the gear right now, but all that magazine money would really come in handy. I could update alot of my programs, legitamately, new comp etc... Could probably throw a few parties, promote my stuff there, and at the old strip club as well. (might have to give one little hand job for this, it comes with the territory)
Oh and I'd definitely be banging a lot of girls...no question.
I'm sure the change won't be easy at first...
I'd probably have to learn some hygene techniques that no man ever wants to know or hear about women.
i'd probably hit up day spa's all the time, just relax and chill, smoke bowls every once in a while, but keep it on the DL cuz it's really stressful when you gotta smoke everyone in the gat' damn city out before you can settle down and smoke a personal. After a while I'd probably start selling drugs; nose candy, heroin, pcp, all cut intensely, but not too much. Weed, E, etc.. Make a shit load of cash real fast with a few trustable people (hard to find, but maybe easier to find while having boobs on your side?)
I'd definitely keep a glock with me at all times, pepper spray too if I'm in the mood for some laughs. Id buy a lot of bad ass clothes..It would be my thing to be fashionable every hour of the day, but also nearly naked, so it's not hard to get dressed, you know? Kinda like lil' kim.
hmm...there's more, but ill continue later.
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Nahualli
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 07:32 Post subject:
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Well, I would definitely find myself single, for starters.........
-Nah-
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Sabathius
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: San Angelo
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 07:48 Post subject:
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well, would you still be gay? erm..l*****n...or....considering nah's situation can lead to brain lockups.
i for one would be a big ole w***e. I'd find like 12 guys and have an orgy.
under the name Donna.
yeh. 
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nytebyter
Luke Warm
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 08:52 Post subject:
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What is funny, is that Grumppy asked if *you* woke up in the morning and your body was female, what would you do?
Now keeping in mind, that you still are you, you just have a different body.
Is anyone else laughing and kinda grossed out at all the guys that wanna get slammed in an orgy with men?
For example: Sabathius said "i for one would be a big ole w***e. I'd find like 12 guys and have an orgy."
On this one, even Paden got it. You can give me a p***y, but that does not mean I want to be laying on my back with some big sweaty meat-f**k pounding my uterus into my pharynx.
At least Nah is out of the closet.........
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Celestra
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 09:03 Post subject:
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Only goes to show what a lot of men see women as primarily:
p***y.
I realise Realpoor isn't the most representative and a topic like this is bound to get comments like the ones posted. But maybe you could think outside the box (yay pun) for a second and realise theres much more to being a woman then getting banged by some guy.
Flame me for the serious note or whatever. 
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compusmack
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 09:09 Post subject:
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| Syke wrote: | I would wiggle my boobs...and theeen...assuming I would be as hot a woman as I am a man...and less hairy, I would probably become a stripper at a classy joint somewhere in LA/Hollywood. Get some instant recognition for my great ass and voluptuous hips and camel toe dips.
It's good though because I wouldn't actually have to have **** with a man, just do the teasing part and miss having a constant hard-on while watching Jessica, Jasmine, Karin and Shelly dance around me like vagina around my c**k. Or should I say, c**k inside my vag?
Anyways, after I make enough money in tips, I'll train and sign up for a few beauty pagents, maybe liek...Hustler?
Ya, and then I could do nudies until I become as popular as Carmen or Pamela. I just won't end up with hepatitis-C, f*****g some dude with like a 10 inch dong? I can't really remember, haven't seen that video in a while.
I'm sure after a while, since I'd have a lot of free time with all my money, i'd pick up the guitar and start belting it out again...get famous in the music industry. I have all the gear right now, but all that magazine money would really come in handy. I could update alot of my programs, legitamately, new comp etc... Could probably throw a few parties, promote my stuff there, and at the old strip club as well. (might have to give one little hand job for this, it comes with the territory)
Oh and I'd definitely be banging a lot of girls...no question.
I'm sure the change won't be easy at first...
I'd probably have to learn some hygene techniques that no man ever wants to know or hear about women.
i'd probably hit up day spa's all the time, just relax and chill, smoke bowls every once in a while, but keep it on the DL cuz it's really stressful when you gotta smoke everyone in the gat' damn city out before you can settle down and smoke a personal. After a while I'd probably start selling drugs; nose candy, heroin, pcp, all cut intensely, but not too much. Weed, E, etc.. Make a shit load of cash real fast with a few trustable people (hard to find, but maybe easier to find while having boobs on your side?)
I'd definitely keep a glock with me at all times, pepper spray too if I'm in the mood for some laughs. Id buy a lot of bad ass clothes..It would be my thing to be fashionable every hour of the day, but also nearly naked, so it's not hard to get dressed, you know? Kinda like lil' kim.
hmm...there's more, but ill continue later. |
Wow you really put some thought into this! haha
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sinrakin
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 09:49 Post subject:
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| Celestra wrote: | | But maybe you could think outside the box (yay pun) for a second and realise theres much more to being a woman then getting banged by some guy. |
That's true; there's l*****n **** too!
Nice pun btw 
Actually I think it would be tough to be a woman. I'd probably be a really terrible at it - I wouldn't have much patience for doing my hair or picking out clothes. Cosmetics would probably be fun and novel for about a week, then I'd be sick of it. I'd probably get around to shaving my legs about once a season. And I'm moody now - I hate to think what would happen if I actually got PMS. And I'd sooner choke than say something to flatter some guy that I didn't actually respect. I'd be the nastiest ball busting b***h around.
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scoresia
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
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Location: Florida
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 09:55 Post subject:
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If I woke up and suddenly I was a guy,
1) Masturbate - Just cause for once I would like the pleasure from a hand job not just the clean up.
2) Pee Standing up on the side of the road! Always wanted to do that.
3) Walk around in public with no shirt on!
4) Have **** with Nah
Then, once that is accomplished, go back to being a woman.
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Celestra
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 10:09 Post subject:
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| sinrakin wrote: |
That's true; there's l*****n **** too! |
For starters ;p
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I'd probably be a really terrible at it - I wouldn't have much patience for doing my hair or picking out clothes.
And I'd sooner choke than say something to flatter some guy that I didn't actually respect. I'd be the nastiest ball busting b***h around. |
ACK ACK ACK. Do you people have REAL women over there? Or barbie dolls?
Speaking for myself (naturally):
I shower, wash my hair, do all womanly things women do in showers (no, dont even GO THERE  ), dry my hair (thx towel, too impatient for blowdrying unless im going to a party and then even it's an exception), put on make up, put on clothes and am ready to go in 20 minutes, 30 mins if I'm lazy. And yes I manage to look presentable in the proces (see pic page ;p) I'm willing to bet that I can do all that faster than my boyfriend can shower & do his hair ;p
So s***w the stereotypes.
Oh, and I have never flattered anyone I didn't respect. I AM the nastiest ball busting b***h around haha 
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Maelstrom
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 10:30 Post subject:
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Id go get a breast surgery.
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hitachi
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 10:36 Post subject:
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30 minutes for your boyfriend to take a shower and do his hair?
does he whack off like 10 times every day in the shower?
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Buntz
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 10:40 Post subject:
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well I'd prolly touch my boobies for a little while..then jus be a big c**k tease =/
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Bobthy
Luke Warm
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 10:44 Post subject:
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I'd probably get myself off just for the hell of it, and then go back to sleep, hoping to reawaken as a man....
I don't know about you guys, but i'd make one hell of an ugly woman.
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Brolly Trusaiyan
Can't Stop Posting
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 10:50 Post subject:
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If i woke up as a woman i wouldn't want to f**k a guy thats for danm sure.. I would find a l***o though and fek her with a strap on .. LOL ... actually i really don't know what i would do.....
what i would do is rub on my c**t and finger my self until orgasim. I always wanted to see how "great" this c**t sensation is......hahaha.
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Uglarbashdemgud
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 11:18 Post subject:
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I would go to the methadone clinic and get off the drugs I must have been on the night before!!
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Aenthi
Luke Warm
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Posted: 03/25/03 - 12:57 Post subject:
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j**k off (and I better get a big one).
Dump my bf (sorry honey), find a sweet little small breasted woman and do her till I died.
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