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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 14:29    Post subject: If you shave your balls, you're gay Reply with quote

That is all.
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 14:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

so, you're coming out of the closet eh?
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 14:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you're bisexual, do you just shave one?
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 14:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually more like you get it enough to shave your ballz for your woman because they are being sucked on that much
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 14:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vio wrote:
Actually more like you get it enough to shave your ballz for your woman because they are being sucked on that much

Maelstrom? That you?
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 14:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

i only do it because my gf dose it for me. i hate hair on pussey. i wont eat her if there is hair there. she wont blow me if i dont shave it. so it works out.
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 14:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

eqchanter wrote:
i only do it because my gf dose it for me. i hate hair on pussey. i wont eat her if there is hair there. she wont blow me if i dont shave it. so it works out.

You are not a man.
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 14:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

WheresNWS wrote:
eqchanter wrote:
i only do it because my gf dose it for me. i hate hair on pussey. i wont eat her if there is hair there. she wont blow me if i dont shave it. so it works out.

You are not a man.


what brought on this conclusion?
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 15:01    Post subject: Reply with quote

eqchanter wrote:
WheresNWS wrote:
eqchanter wrote:
i only do it because my gf dose it for me. i hate hair on pussey. i wont eat her if there is hair there. she wont blow me if i dont shave it. so it works out.

You are not a man.


what brought on this conclusion?


your lack of grammar and spelling

peanut butter and a dog doesn't count sir
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 15:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

I prefer my c**k sucked as opposed to a woman slobbering on a part of my body with no real large amount of nerve endings in the first place

shaved ballz are for homesexual men and pron stars
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 15:58    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you don't shave your balls, it means you don't get enough p***y or you're getting it from fat chicks that'll take anything they can.

That is all.
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 16:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

Majy wrote:
If you don't shave your balls, it means you don't get enough p***y or you're getting it from fat chicks that'll take anything they can.

That is all.


Apparently you don't shave your balls, hence you are getting it from fat chicks or are not getting p***y.

Don't deny it, you know its true f****r.
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 16:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paco wrote:
eqchanter wrote:
WheresNWS wrote:
eqchanter wrote:
i only do it because my gf dose it for me. i hate hair on pussey. i wont eat her if there is hair there. she wont blow me if i dont shave it. so it works out.

You are not a man.


what brought on this conclusion?


your lack of grammar and spelling

peanut butter and a dog doesn't count sir


wow i forgot how grammar effected those things. and sorry i dont have a dog Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 16:26    Post subject: Reply with quote

GruntingCod wrote:
Majy wrote:
If you don't shave your balls, it means you don't get enough p***y or you're getting it from fat chicks that'll take anything they can.

That is all.


Apparently you don't shave your balls, hence you are getting it from fat chicks or are not getting p***y.

Don't deny it, you know its true f****r.


LOL

Relax bra boy!

Its funny that you think shaved balls are required to get some action from slim females.

First you have to talk someone into bed with you.....

Or do you walk around with shaven balls in hand, showing them off before you even open your mouth?

Your statement proves one thing, you dope.

You are the one who isn't getting it much.
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 16:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

Majy wrote:
If you don't shave your balls, it means you don't get enough p***y or you're getting it from fat chicks that'll take anything they can.

That is all.

If you have to shave your balls to get women, then you're a tool. But if you shave your balls, you're gay, so you wouldn't want to get the women which is the reason you shaved your balls in the first place. So now you're just a confused tool/f*g.
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 16:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

So im gay and a tool.

But of course from your so nice logic...woman who shave are also lesbians and tools too.
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 16:48    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maelstrom wrote:
So im gay and a tool.

But of course from your so nice logic...woman who shave are also lesbians and tools too.


no. that is not true from his so nice logic.
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 16:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maelstrom wrote:
im gay and a tool.



I would have to agree.

Maelstrom=creepy
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 17:01    Post subject: Reply with quote

So shaving your balls = ghey...what about if you have to shave your actual penis? I mean sometimes it looks like a freaking wooly caterpillar!!!
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 17:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

Docter wrote:
So shaving your balls = ghey...what about if you have to shave your actual penis? I mean sometimes it looks like a freaking wooly caterpillar!!!


I'm so glad thats not one of the things I have to deal with in life.
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 17:13    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you want any respectable woman coming back to you, you better be shaving yourself... Why would I even want to deal with a woman that's ready to pull my pubes out of her teeth more than once? That's just f*****g disturbing.

Aslo in a recent survey taken by me in dealing with over 100 females due to the fact that my best friend doesn't shave, I found that absolutely none of them preferred a man with pubic hair... in fact, most were appalled by men that didn't trim or shave or anything. I win.
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 17:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

Majy wrote:
If you want any respectable woman coming back to you, you better be shaving yourself... Why would I even want to deal with a woman that's ready to pull my pubes out of her teeth more than once? That's just f*****g disturbing.

Aslo in a recent survey taken by me in dealing with over 100 females due to the fact that my best friend doesn't shave, I found that absolutely none of them preferred a man with pubic hair... in fact, most were appalled by men that didn't trim or shave or anything. I win.


Trimming is NOT shaving, my little friend.

Spoken Like a true kid.
"If you want any respectable woman coming back to you, you better be shaving yourself... "

LOL
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 17:29    Post subject: Re: If you shave your balls, you're gay Reply with quote

WheresNWS wrote:
That is all.


Yep.
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 17:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

Docter wrote:
So shaving your balls = ghey...what about if you have to shave your actual penis? I mean sometimes it looks like a freaking wooly caterpillar!!!


I didn't think hair grew on the actual shaft.
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 17:46    Post subject: Reply with quote

Majy wrote:
If you want any respectable woman coming back to you, you better be shaving yourself


majy, lay off the drugs, really! your brain cell count is obviously depleting daily.
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 18:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

eqchanter wrote:
Paco wrote:
eqchanter wrote:
WheresNWS wrote:
eqchanter wrote:
i only do it because my gf dose it for me. i hate hair on pussey. i wont eat her if there is hair there. she wont blow me if i dont shave it. so it works out.

You are not a man.


what brought on this conclusion?


your lack of grammar and spelling

peanut butter and a dog doesn't count sir


wow i forgot how grammar effected those things. and sorry i dont have a dog Evil or Very Mad


it's mostly grammar..took a stab with the dog part..can't blame a guy for trying

silly as this thread is
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 18:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

how about if your boyfriend shaves them for you?
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 19:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

Majy wrote:
If you want any respectable woman coming back to you, you better be shaving yourself... Why would I even want to deal with a woman that's ready to pull my pubes out of her teeth more than once? That's just f*****g disturbing.

Aslo in a recent survey taken by me in dealing with over 100 females due to the fact that my best friend doesn't shave, I found that absolutely none of them preferred a man with pubic hair... in fact, most were appalled by men that didn't trim or shave or anything. I win.

The reason women pulled your pubes out of their teeth was because your penis is too small and does not extend beyond your pubic hair. Shaving probably helps with that, though, by making your penis look not horribly below average in size (which is the real reason a hairy-you scares women away). I don't see why it even matters, though, because you're gay. Very very gay.
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 19:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

sinrakin wrote:
If you're bisexual, do you just shave one?


except for this, this post sucks
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PostPosted: 05/21/03 - 19:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

kireol wrote:
sinrakin wrote:
If you're bisexual, do you just shave one?


except for this, this post sucks

If you shave your balls...so do you.
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