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Sabathius
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2179
Location: San Angelo
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 Posted: 08/24/03 - 23:40 Post subject: If You Were All Powerful, What Would You Do?
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We're not going to get into consequences and repercussions, like if you said you wanted water to decrease in size instead of expand when it freezes, then there wouldn't be icecubes or some such shit.
Me?
I'd...
1. I'd change Christianity to Sabathiism, and rewrite the bible.
2. I'd drop Africa into the f*****g Sea.
3. I'd move Mexico to Africa's place and let Europe get invaded.
4. I'd force women to wear clothes that exposed their breasts.
5. I'd make it illegal to have children without a license.
6. I'd make healthcare free.
7. I'd make drugs legal and 200% more lethal and more often.
8. I'd instantly banish Rap, Hip-Hop, Wiggers, Riceburners, and Kenny G type music to nothingness for all goddamned eternity.
9. I'd make it b******s mandatory on first dates.
10. I'd bring back orgies.
11. I'd change all forms of government into a Dictatorship where I was God-King.
12. I'd drop a sack of shit on Eduin's head every morning for eternity.
13. I'd make Goraz Chief Panty Sniffer.
14. I'd make rootus Pron Llrod of the Erf.
15. I'd get Minion laid, then make him mute so he couldn't tell anyone and take away his nazi skills.
16. I'd send lauren to prison so heshe could really enjoy being a heshe.
17. I'd make c*m taste like chocolate.
18. I'd make p***y taste like steak and potatoes.
19. I'd make all the movies i've wanted to see made. An entire Forgotten Realms Saga, and Darth Maul Movie, an entire line of Matrix Spinoffs. A Star Wars Trilogy Sequel. A Mary-Kate and Ashley porno where they liplock peachfishes.
20. I'd make my wife more willing to have a threesome 
What about you guys?
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Aluaeia
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 06 Jun 2003
Posts: 5670
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Posted: 08/24/03 - 23:43 Post subject:
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I'd kill everybody and enjoy the peace and quiet.
Then I'd resurrect the people I like, and some hot women.
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Paden
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 23 Oct 2002
Posts: 9362
Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 08/24/03 - 23:45 Post subject:
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I'd sing marry had a little lamb.
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Sabathius
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2179
Location: San Angelo
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Posted: 08/24/03 - 23:46 Post subject:
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you'd make it impossible for them to ban you
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Paden
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 23 Oct 2002
Posts: 9362
Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 08/24/03 - 23:48 Post subject:
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| Sabathius wrote: | | you'd make it impossible for them to ban you |
That would be nice.
The unbanable PADEN! People would kill them selves!
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Tolanin
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 3551
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Posted: 08/24/03 - 23:50 Post subject:
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I would make a giant space fleet and attack the sun.
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Paden
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 23 Oct 2002
Posts: 9362
Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 08/24/03 - 23:52 Post subject:
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| Tolanin wrote: | | I would make a giant space fleet and attack the sun. |
That would own.
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Docter
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2002
Posts: 3420
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Posted: 08/24/03 - 23:53 Post subject:
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All terrorists would die, including domestic.
I'd turn PETA members into cows, destined for the slaughterhouse.
I'd make all elections througout the world be by popular vote, no more dictators or tyrants.
I'd make everyone live peacefully.
I'd do away with STD's, including AIDS.
I'd make it to where no one could have kids until both parties were 21.
I'd make everyone pass away in their sleep that reached the ripe ole age of 90.
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compusmack
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 6354
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Posted: 08/25/03 - 00:04 Post subject:
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Two chicks at the same time.
After that i would do nothing.
It's everything i dreamed it would be.
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Ciladar
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 3765
Location: Northern New Jersey
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Posted: 08/25/03 - 00:12 Post subject:
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1) Kill anyone who doesn't speak english in America
2) Kill any/all wiggers
3) Kill the French
4) Kill George W. Bush
5) Kill any/all people who claim to be "ghetto" while wearing $100 Timbs and a $300 Sean/Jean suede jump suit
6) Legalize Pot
7) Have a brigade of ninja monkeys at my disposal
 Exile a few southern states like Mississipi
9) Have a group of Playmates tend to my every whim
10) No Taxes
11) Stone any activists
12) Blast India off the map
13) Kill the ghetto asian kids who think they're hardcore
14) Have a National Me month. 24 hour festivals worshipping my honor
15) I'd clone Paden 1000x, and pit the clones in a huge room with only 1 computer w/ acsess to RP, and watch the carnage
16) Require fat people be forced to adobt midgets to live with
thats all i can think of atm, maybe add some on later
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Krumble
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 771
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Posted: 08/25/03 - 00:15 Post subject:
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Murder Liebniz and Newton in their sleep.
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Hobbet
Sir Postalot
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1345
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Posted: 08/25/03 - 00:15 Post subject:
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I would move to another solar system and start my own planet that resembled Norrath and I would be god. Then I would bring you all to my planet and you would have to live forever in RL eq.
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Renork
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 23 Jun 2003
Posts: 6282
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Posted: 08/25/03 - 00:20 Post subject:
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/cheer hobbet, count me in
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Paden
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 23 Oct 2002
Posts: 9362
Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 08/25/03 - 00:24 Post subject:
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| Quote: | | 15) I'd clone Paden 1000x, and pit the clones in a huge room with only 1 computer w/ acsess to RP, and watch the carnage |
With our powers combined we shall form captain realpoor!
Captain Realpoor he's the hero!
Gonna take your social life down zero!
Gonna flame you every day!
And ban bad guys who like to loot and plunder!
We're the realpoortears you can be one to
Because posting on realpoor is the thing to do
Posting and fighting is the way! Heres what captain realpoor has to say!
Captain Realpoor says: THE POWER IS YOURS!
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FoShizzo
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Posts: 1852
Location: Oly, Washington
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Posted: 08/25/03 - 00:26 Post subject:
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smoke weed wile watching ninja's fight mokeys
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Silvermouse
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 11015
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Posted: 08/25/03 - 00:27 Post subject:
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I would go to:
Hang out with this guy:
And double team this b***h:
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FoShizzo
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Posts: 1852
Location: Oly, Washington
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Posted: 08/25/03 - 00:57 Post subject:
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that girl has one ugly face!
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Clevinger
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3765
Location: Austin
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Posted: 08/25/03 - 01:08 Post subject:
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si
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Gethy
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5595
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: 08/25/03 - 01:25 Post subject:
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Rid the world of realpoor
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Tolanin
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 3551
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Posted: 08/25/03 - 01:46 Post subject:
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I wonder if i could beat the sun... oh well, a RL EQ would suck! imagine getting trained and dieing, than theres a patch and all your items poof! omg even if you wanted to kill yourself to escape it you would just respawn how horrible..
oh ya silvermouse your fantasy owns!.. though while the neverending story is cool i dont know about you wanting to double team a w***e with a 12 year old boy... thats kinda f****d up man.
Clevinger told me he would turn into the funkmaster from his sig.. f****d up even more f****d up than.. 1000 padens.
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Posted: 08/25/03 - 03:28 Post subject:
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Move quickly to get bases on the moon and mars, claiming them both as the territory of the United States.
Stop the charade and make all other countries property of the United States.
Make canada the land fill for the Americas and france the land fill for europe.
Pave over scotland and make it free parking.
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Janoth
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Joined: 17 Nov 2002
Posts: 3135
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Posted: 08/25/03 - 03:29 Post subject:
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I'de become one with popeyes chicken
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Gethy
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5595
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: 08/25/03 - 04:07 Post subject:
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| Janothhhh wrote: | | I'de become one with popeyes chicken |
OK, I change my response to this. I stand corrected; this is perfection.
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12939
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 08/25/03 - 06:05 Post subject:
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I would ban paden from posting here and prevent him from whining in AIM/IRC/PMs to anyone he'd try to get unbanned from.
Amoungst other things.
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NickPSH
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5680
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Posted: 08/25/03 - 06:11 Post subject:
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I would remove human ego.
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12939
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 08/25/03 - 06:15 Post subject:
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memememememememememememmemememe
i'm just f****n with ya kid
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eminem
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 12 Aug 2003
Posts: 675
Location: Helaware
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Posted: 08/25/03 - 08:34 Post subject:
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I would have a credit card that I wouldnt have to pay the bill for. E-bay would be mine.
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rosie
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 21 Aug 2003
Posts: 665
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Posted: 08/25/03 - 08:47 Post subject:
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| Hobbet wrote: | | I would move to another solar system and start my own planet that resembled Norrath and I would be god. Then I would bring you all to my planet and you would have to live forever in RL eq. |
And then, as is the fate of all other Norrath gods, we'd kill you and steal your "ph4t l3wtz."
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rosie
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 21 Aug 2003
Posts: 665
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Posted: 08/25/03 - 08:48 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | I would go to:
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Where is this?
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Hang out with this guy:
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Who is that?
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And double team this b***h:
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I like her tits.
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Buntz
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 3340
Location: Banner Elk, N.C.
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Posted: 08/25/03 - 09:39 Post subject:
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| Tizatchy Tinkergnome wrote: | | I would remove human ego. |
amen to that
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