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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 13:58    Post subject: If Realpoor was a reasturant bar... Reply with quote

Where would you be?

I would be next to the pool table or dart board and jukebox. I'd probably be in ear shot, if not hanging out with Zuldane and Barnicle Bob to hear what they would be talking about.

I see Bait and Compu as the bar tenders, whom I would tip well.

I would keep my back to the wall for the most part so that I could be aware of what the Paco, Kbarr and NWS/Confused/Phoenix are doing and dodge thrown glass and/or drinks.
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 13:59    Post subject: Reply with quote

Id be at home posting on another message board.
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:00    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would be trying to pick up chicks.

They would be laughing at me.
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

"This beer tastes like p**s"

"We know, we just p****d in it"
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doublepost sucks ballz
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bait Masterson wrote:
"This beer tastes like p**s"

"We know, we just p****d in it"

You're a Mexicant.
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bait Masterson wrote:
Doublepost sucks ballz


I usually clean those up as long as someone doesn't comment about it.
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:08    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd be plotting with Paco,on how to take over the world, in the Dark Corner of the bar. That or sitting by myself.
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:08    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd be in the bathroom making out with Tiluvas while Occulis clapped.
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me and the girls (Tam & Tam, Frehya, Leilu, Hunnybunny and Frostkiss ... is there anyone else? hehe) would be shooting some pool on a girls night out =)
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

compusmack wrote:
Bait Masterson wrote:
Doublepost sucks ballz


I usually clean those up as long as someone doesn't comment about it.


Well done.

/tip 5
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silvermouse wrote:
I'd be in the bathroom making out with Tiluvas while Occulis clapped.


Now when you say "clapped"...
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:18    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would be at the bar doing some bar Magic for all you drunk f*****s.
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd be sitting at a booth with some other people, and REGGIE AND TUUC would be late. (as usual)
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:26    Post subject: Reply with quote

Celestra wrote:
Me and the girls (Tam & Tam, Frehya, Leilu, Hunnybunny and Frostkiss ... is there anyone else? hehe) would be shooting some pool on a girls night out =)


And I would be buying you shots, martinis, and other foofy girly drinks Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd burn it down. I hate you guys.

http://guilds.camelotherald.com/guilds/guild.php?s=Merlin&g=2911
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

Banzai wrote:
Celestra wrote:
Me and the girls (Tam & Tam, Frehya, Leilu, Hunnybunny and Frostkiss ... is there anyone else? hehe) would be shooting some pool on a girls night out =)


And I would be buying you shots, martinis, and other foofy girly drinks Twisted Evil


some of us girls drink JD thank you...put that in your foofy drinks!

and I would prolly be behind the bar where I always have the most fun....and shooting pool with the other women when bait and compu babysat it for me.
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

That would be nice if RP was a bar .. i know some fights would break out. I also know i would be hitting on the ladies =)))))) ...


what city would it be in ?
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

HOUSTON!!!!!
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

too f*****g hot in Houston!
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

Herbgotti wrote:
That would be nice if RP was a bar .. i know some fights would break out. I also know i would be hitting on the ladies =)))))) ...


what city would it be in ?

Just be sure it's not Lauren!
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

Table by myself, reading a book, drinking a martini, looking up occasionally to exchange sardonic grins with random people as the occasion warranted.
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

TamenaEverlost wrote:
too f*****g hot in Houston!


yeah, I know. I was just kidding with him because as I recall he lives in or near Houston Surprised
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:46    Post subject: Reply with quote

This bar would pretty much be a physical manfiestation of the googlism thread, I hope.
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

TamenaEverlost wrote:


some of us girls drink JD thank you...


My kind of woman!

To be honnest I'm a little turned on right now Surprised
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 14:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

Banzai hun...I would break you Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 15:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd buy a couple rounds of Naked Long Islands for Maath, Leilu, Suri, Tamrissa, Zoe and have my way with them thereafter. ^^
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 15:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd be buying GruntingCod a beer, telling him to drop the whole Tool thing because it's getting gay.
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 15:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

Celestra wrote:
Me and the girls (Tam & Tam, Frehya, Leilu, Hunnybunny and Frostkiss ... is there anyone else? hehe) would be shooting some pool on a girls night out =)

definately Smile and i'd be trying to look older so that the bartender wouldnt card me Wink
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PostPosted: 06/23/04 - 15:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would make sure everyone got a drop of visine in every drink, after s******g on all of the toliet lids. Wink

Then enjoying the hilarity ensuing.
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