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gotissues68
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 21 Aug 2003
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 Posted: 03/25/05 - 00:33 Post subject: Idea for new reality tv series
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Monster American Programmer:
Watch a single guy in his late 20's battle constant deadlines to "get that f*****g project for our 300 client deployment done!"
Constantly changing client expectations, management changes bring an excitig twist to this otherwise boring man's life!
I can even think of some of the facing the camera, talk to the audience dialogue.
"You know when I was younger and community college I was in a pretty rough group. We'd do shit like 48 hour obfuscated perl marathons and drink nothing but red bull and eat candy bars but my parents performed an intervention and now I'm clean. I just hit up the code red and I limit my time to 16 hours of perl at a time"
Watch as the young programmer cries when he's told he has to convert a Windows network into one running Irix.
You'll laugh as he learns he "shouldn't have clicked "yes"" in Tivoli storage manager and deleted the NFS partition containing all of the developers home directories.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 03/25/05 - 01:00 Post subject:
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ahahahah
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 11015
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Posted: 03/25/05 - 02:49 Post subject:
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How about a Catholic priest living with 6 altar boys and John Wayne?
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Maldek
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 2089
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Posted: 03/25/05 - 11:43 Post subject:
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The Duke vs. The Deacon in a Duel for Debauchery!
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Leilu
Sir Postalot
Joined: 12 Nov 2002
Posts: 1164
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Posted: 03/25/05 - 12:04 Post subject:
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| Maldek wrote: | | The Duke vs. The Deacon in a Duel for Debauchery! |
hahahaha
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Frax
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8489
Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 03/25/05 - 13:03 Post subject:
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Should have a real "How Far Would You Go?" reality series, and instead of winning a million bucks at the end, you get to flip the switch on the death row inmate of your choice. Competitions could include fist fights, demolition derby (w/o seatbelts or helmets), and russian roulette!
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