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median
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Joined: 16 Oct 2002
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Location: Hamillton, Canada

Posted: 10/20/04 - 18:44 Post subject: I vote we instantly ban..

All confused teenaged a******s posting about how they are too nerdy to get girls.

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median
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Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 2183
Location: Hamillton, Canada

Posted: 10/20/04 - 18:45 Post subject:

Also , by banning them from this board, it may help them achive a respectable life and one day have teh hot **** with some other nerdy girl.

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NickPSH
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5680

Posted: 10/20/04 - 18:59 Post subject:

Time for me to interject! I meet this girl at a party, she's awesome we talked for a few hours walked around the hotel. Moving onward, I walk her out to her car and she gives me a ride back to the hotel since it was a pretty long walk to the parking lot opposite of the hotel. We pull up and I get ready to get out, I pause for a moment. I ask her for a number, she says she just broke up with someone and she's not really looking for a relationship, but gives it to me anyway. We've been talking back and forth through e-mails for a while. I simply assumed she had no interest. Anyway, she shows up at my friends work a few days ago asking about me. FROM HERE, WHERE IT GOES? NOBODY KNOWS.

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Occulis
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central

Posted: 10/20/04 - 19:04 Post subject:

fk her in her hot p*y hole

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Scrabler
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2660
Location: Mobile, AL

Posted: 10/20/04 - 19:04 Post subject:

NickPSH wrote:

Time for me to interject!

I meet this girl at a party, she's awesome we talked for a few hours walked around the hotel. Moving onward, I walk her out to her car and she gives me a ride back to the hotel since it was a pretty long walk to the parking lot opposite of the hotel. We pull up and I get ready to get out, I pause for a moment. I ask her for a number, she says she just broke up with someone and she's not really looking for a relationship, but gives it to me anyway.

We've been talking back and forth through e-mails for a while. I simply assumed she had no interest. Anyway, she shows up at my friends work a few days ago asking about me. FROM HERE, WHERE IT GOES? NOBODY KNOWS.

Rape her while she watches Willy Wanka and the Chocolate Factory.

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Renork
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Joined: 23 Jun 2003
Posts: 6283

Posted: 10/20/04 - 19:05 Post subject:

Scrabler wrote:

NickPSH wrote:

Time for me to interject!

I meet this girl at a party, she's awesome we talked for a few hours walked around the hotel. Moving onward, I walk her out to her car and she gives me a ride back to the hotel since it was a pretty long walk to the parking lot opposite of the hotel. We pull up and I get ready to get out, I pause for a moment. I ask her for a number, she says she just broke up with someone and she's not really looking for a relationship, but gives it to me anyway.

We've been talking back and forth through e-mails for a while. I simply assumed she had no interest. Anyway, she shows up at my friends work a few days ago asking about me. FROM HERE, WHERE IT GOES? NOBODY KNOWS.

Rape her while she watches Willy Wanka and the Chocolate Factory.

omg your almost as bad as me!

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compusmack
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 6354

Posted: 10/21/04 - 09:10 Post subject:

Yet another reason I didn't miss polls.

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Goraz
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3736
Location: Philadelphia

Posted: 10/21/04 - 10:56 Post subject:

OMG omgomgogmgomgo lolffelz! like totallly omg this one time!! at a party! I was getting shitfaced with ton of friends had to be alteast 50 people there. I was too drunk to know my elbow from my ass. Somehow I stumbled upstairs and this SLAMMIN girl is on the floor near the bed crying her eyes out. This girl was a 10+.. rivals that of angelina jolie.. kinda looked like her too but bigger tits. Well I stumbled down next to her and asked what was wrong? she says, "My BF broke up with me because he thought I was cheating on him!! I WASNT!! wah wah wah" So i go and tell her the usual spiele, its alright everything is ok. I comfort her and then she leans her face into my neck and starts kissing me. While being hammered I'm in shock that a b*h this f*g bangin is on my ck (well , we're gettin there). so I shut the door and we start hookin up. I rip her shirt off and she grabs me by my shirt, fall on the bed and I start to fk her. A good fk indeed, a great one. Later on she tells me, "now I did cheat on him".

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Tiluvas
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Joined: 19 Oct 2002
Posts: 2355

Posted: 10/21/04 - 12:27 Post subject:

NickPSH wrote:

Time for me to interject!

I meet this girl at a party, she's awesome we talked for a few hours walked around the hotel. Moving onward, I walk her out to her car and she gives me a ride back to the hotel since it was a pretty long walk to the parking lot opposite of the hotel. We pull up and I get ready to get out, I pause for a moment. I ask her for a number, she says she just broke up with someone and she's not really looking for a relationship, but gives it to me anyway.

We've been talking back and forth through e-mails for a while. I simply assumed she had no interest. Anyway, she shows up at my friends work a few days ago asking about me. FROM HERE, WHERE IT GOES? NOBODY KNOWS.

You really should stop talking to girls on the phone so much, Tizitchy Tinkergnome. The phone, during the initial stages of a relationship, should ONLY be used for five minutes at a time to set up a date. THAT'S IT. Stop talking to her on the phone for hours and into the wee hours into the morning. Stop it! Call her and ask if she wants to go to a movie or whatever and then HANG UP.

Your goal is to meet up with her, and in PERSON talk to her about goals and aspirations and all of that shit. It's a lot easier to play off her cues and signals to get her to fall for you than it is over the phone. You also can't close(kiss, f**k, hug, etc) on the phone and do any sort of touching signals.

What you do is meet up with her at a coffee house or whatever shit teenagers go to these days and just talk. Feed off her, and what she tells you. Ask her, "do you like to go hiking/skiing/whatever" and when she says yes, you need to put her into a state where she's thinking about things she enjoys doing. She will then equate you with pleasure and joy and you will be able to f**k her. "So, you like skiing?" She'll respond, "Yes, I do." You reply back with "Yeah, makes you feel good to go out there on the slopes with the wind in your face and the fresh scene of pine trees causing your groins to moisten, huh?" Or whatever. Just play with it. I'm sure you're witty enough to play off her.

You also need to try and mimic what she does physically. It's called mirroring and it will subconsciously cause her to be comfortable with you. Similarity equals comfort. So, if you notice that she is putting her left elbow on the table and resting her hand on her chin, SUBTLY do the same thing. You should also try to lightly touch her arm. Don't go for the hand just yet, as that is more of an intimate body part that the arm/shoulder/etc. Try to slightly touch her arm when you say a joke or something like that and see how she reacts. If she doesn't do anything, touch her one more time, and if again she doesn't do anything or if she starts touching YOU back then move to the next step which is her hands. You should be able to tell by her body language how she is responding to you. If she is facing you completely and has an "open" stance then she likes you. If you see her playing with her hair then she likes you. If you see her head tilting to the side, then she likes you. If her pupils are dilated it means she's drunk/high or she likes you.

By the end of the date/meeting if you can tell she is still interested then you really do need to close the deal. If she has been responding well to everything you've been doing and she seems open then go for the kiss. Not a deep french kiss, but just a little peck. Whatever you do DON'T ask to kiss her. That is the worst thing you can do. Just grow some balls and do it. Chances are if she's in the least interested she will not turn away and she will be swept off her feet by your balls and your charm.

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merdocc
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2038
Location: Pasadena Ca

Posted: 10/21/04 - 13:13 Post subject:

Everyone knows the way to get women is to beat them over the head with your club and drag them home by their hair.

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I vote we instantly ban..

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