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Lumberg
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PostPosted: 03/09/06 - 19:44    Post subject: I tested positive..... =/ Reply with quote

.....for making people read this thread!

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Maldek
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PostPosted: 03/09/06 - 19:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

CAMEL TOE OF DOOM!
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PostPosted: 03/09/06 - 20:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maldek wrote:
CAMEL TOE OF DOOM!


Elephant toe.
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Kukoc
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PostPosted: 03/09/06 - 20:36    Post subject: Reply with quote

sad thing is she will be knocked up in a few years
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PostPosted: 03/09/06 - 21:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

thats a huge b***h
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shinja mayoke
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PostPosted: 03/09/06 - 21:52    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think there has been some kind of mistake!

STEAK DID YOU SAY STEAK??

"Omg I wonder if they know I ate Ricki Lake"

Need somewhere to park your bike? Try HERE!

I HAVE A HUGE VAGINA!

"I swallowed WAY too many watermelon seeds as a kid"

Excuse me, I am here for the buffet.

Do you have this in a size 96?

I LIKE PIE

Here, hold my seat while I go shit this f*****g goat I had for lunch.

ITS YO BABY n***a

Women who eat men: News at 11.

Women who eat villages: News at 11.

So ThATS what happened to my prom date...damn, I made a good call.

CAPTAIN CAVE-VAGINA!!!!!!!

Why I will never have **** again.

I rolled her in flour but the wet spot covered 9 acres, where do I stick it?

FORGET THE MONEY JUST GIMME THE DONKEY.
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PostPosted: 03/09/06 - 22:26    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fattguyy wrote:
Maldek wrote:
CAMEL TOE OF DOOM!


Elephant toe.


Her 2nd chin is just as big Confused
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PostPosted: 03/10/06 - 00:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mostly lame but...

shinja mayoke wrote:
Need somewhere to park your bike? Try HERE!


I LOL'd
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PostPosted: 03/10/06 - 02:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just thought of something... wouldnt a really fat person have a smaller vagina? I mean all that fat pushing in from every side would just have to make it... uh well, nm. dash that thought.
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PostPosted: 03/10/06 - 04:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frehya wrote:
I just thought of something... wouldnt a really fat person have a smaller vagina? I mean all that fat pushing in from every side would just have to make it... uh well, nm. dash that thought.


Nasty thought =/
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PostPosted: 03/10/06 - 04:59    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frehya wrote:
I just thought of something... wouldnt a really fat person have a smaller vagina? I mean all that fat pushing in from every side would just have to make it... uh well, nm. dash that thought.


Ask chinless.
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PostPosted: 03/10/06 - 06:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would be physically incapable of getting it up with a chick that big, much less a chick even close to what I weigh, and I only weigh 165. Maybe I am vain, but damn, it is really not that hard to maintain a decent weight.
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PostPosted: 03/10/06 - 13:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh shit.

We got alot of f****n' to do.
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PostPosted: 03/10/06 - 13:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

I almost spit pepsi all over the place shinja. LOLZ. Just imagine the c**t sweat and cheese that women must produce. Heaven forbid she gets a yeast infection or has a p***y fart.
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PostPosted: 03/10/06 - 18:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

IceIsFun wrote:
Oh shit.

We got alot of f****n' to do.


oh man it's been a while since i heard you say that to me
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Lumberg
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PostPosted: 03/10/06 - 21:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey that was my line! I forgot what thread it was from though....
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PostPosted: 03/10/06 - 21:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't believe you have less than 4,000 posts. Most of which are worthwhile.

I like you, Lumberg, I like you a lot.
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