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Lumberg
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 17 Nov 2002 Posts: 4404
Location: i'm in ur base, i'm killin ur dudes
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Posted: 03/09/06 - 19:44 Post subject: I tested positive..... =/
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.....for making people read this thread!
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Maldek
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 16 Oct 2002 Posts: 2089
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Posted: 03/09/06 - 19:45 Post subject:
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CAMEL TOE OF DOOM!
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Fattguyy
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 09 Sep 2003 Posts: 9911
Location: Shreveport, Louisiana
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Posted: 03/09/06 - 20:27 Post subject:
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| Maldek wrote: | | CAMEL TOE OF DOOM! |
Elephant toe.
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Kukoc
Luke Warm

Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 334
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Posted: 03/09/06 - 20:36 Post subject:
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sad thing is she will be knocked up in a few years
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Yabden
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 2485
Location: Ohio
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Posted: 03/09/06 - 21:04 Post subject:
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thats a huge b***h
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shinja mayoke
Luke Warm

Joined: 04 Jan 2003 Posts: 434
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Posted: 03/09/06 - 21:52 Post subject:
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I think there has been some kind of mistake!
STEAK DID YOU SAY STEAK??
"Omg I wonder if they know I ate Ricki Lake"
Need somewhere to park your bike? Try HERE!
I HAVE A HUGE VAGINA!
"I swallowed WAY too many watermelon seeds as a kid"
Excuse me, I am here for the buffet.
Do you have this in a size 96?
I LIKE PIE
Here, hold my seat while I go shit this f*****g goat I had for lunch.
ITS YO BABY n***a
Women who eat men: News at 11.
Women who eat villages: News at 11.
So ThATS what happened to my prom date...damn, I made a good call.
CAPTAIN CAVE-VAGINA!!!!!!!
Why I will never have **** again.
I rolled her in flour but the wet spot covered 9 acres, where do I stick it?
FORGET THE MONEY JUST GIMME THE DONKEY.
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Pags
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 3260
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Posted: 03/09/06 - 22:26 Post subject:
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| Fattguyy wrote: | | Maldek wrote: | | CAMEL TOE OF DOOM! |
Elephant toe. |
Her 2nd chin is just as big
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Luturb
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 4042
Location: Livermore, California
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Posted: 03/10/06 - 00:12 Post subject:
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Mostly lame but...
| shinja mayoke wrote: | | Need somewhere to park your bike? Try HERE! |
I LOL'd
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Frehya
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2398
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Posted: 03/10/06 - 02:07 Post subject:
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I just thought of something... wouldnt a really fat person have a smaller vagina? I mean all that fat pushing in from every side would just have to make it... uh well, nm. dash that thought.
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Yellow Journalist
RealPoor Sensei

Joined: 20 Oct 2002 Posts: 1973
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Posted: 03/10/06 - 04:42 Post subject:
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| Frehya wrote: | | I just thought of something... wouldnt a really fat person have a smaller vagina? I mean all that fat pushing in from every side would just have to make it... uh well, nm. dash that thought. |
Nasty thought =/
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 03/10/06 - 04:59 Post subject:
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| Frehya wrote: | | I just thought of something... wouldnt a really fat person have a smaller vagina? I mean all that fat pushing in from every side would just have to make it... uh well, nm. dash that thought. |
Ask chinless.
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Alerik
Sir Postalot

Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 1375
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Posted: 03/10/06 - 06:38 Post subject:
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I would be physically incapable of getting it up with a chick that big, much less a chick even close to what I weigh, and I only weigh 165. Maybe I am vain, but damn, it is really not that hard to maintain a decent weight.
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IceIsFun
Toomuchtimeonhands

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 781
Location: Orlando, FL
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Posted: 03/10/06 - 13:16 Post subject:
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Oh shit.
We got alot of f****n' to do.
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no1home
Rookie

Joined: 28 May 2004 Posts: 62
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Posted: 03/10/06 - 13:34 Post subject:
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I almost spit pepsi all over the place shinja. LOLZ. Just imagine the c**t sweat and cheese that women must produce. Heaven forbid she gets a yeast infection or has a p***y fart.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 16395
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 03/10/06 - 18:07 Post subject:
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| IceIsFun wrote: | Oh shit.
We got alot of f****n' to do. |
oh man it's been a while since i heard you say that to me
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Lumberg
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 17 Nov 2002 Posts: 4404
Location: i'm in ur base, i'm killin ur dudes
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Posted: 03/10/06 - 21:06 Post subject:
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Hey that was my line! I forgot what thread it was from though....
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Gethy
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 5595
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: 03/10/06 - 21:12 Post subject:
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I can't believe you have less than 4,000 posts. Most of which are worthwhile.
I like you, Lumberg, I like you a lot.
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