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Posted: 04/08/05 - 14:28
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Galdaria
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I need someone creative to help me make a volvo shoe. I think that if we can create this masterpiece all will be well again in the world of realpoor. It must be a metrosexual kind of shoe. Prada would be ideal of course. But it also must be very square, sport the volvo trademark logo somewhere and marketable to women.

Contestants must submit their entries here to be judged by Nah by 5pm. Nah of course being the judge because 1. he is gay 2. he knows fashion and 3. well, hes gay and a metrosexual.

Please pay close attention to detail, the prada and volvo classic design must be visible.

Winner will have the ability to ban kireol and confused for one day.

Carry on.


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Posted: 04/08/05 - 14:30
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Or khrath can just ban them anyways


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Posted: 04/08/05 - 14:33
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isn't gay and a meterosexual a conflict of interest?


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Posted: 04/08/05 - 14:33
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I'm actually quite ... ahem .... un-chic when it comes to fashion. It's just not very important to me.

-Nah-


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Posted: 04/08/05 - 14:34
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Yeah. I'm not sure which, but Kireol is either very metrosexual OR gay. One cannot be both since by definition metrosexuals are heterosexuals who act gay.


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Posted: 04/08/05 - 14:34
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Silence h**o. You are gay, and you love fashion. To deny this would create a planetary shift.


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Posted: 04/08/05 - 14:36
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Galdaria wrote:
Silence h**o. You are gay, and you love fashion. To deny this would create a planetary shift.


Not all gays are "high-fashion"-obsessed. I've known some who aren't. But it's still an effeminite trait.


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Posted: 04/08/05 - 16:21
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Galdaria
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Wow you guys suck. I was hoping for at least one creative person to take a prada and customize it with some s****y a*s photoshop.

You have let me down, all of you. =/


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Posted: 04/08/05 - 16:24
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Nahualli wrote:
I'm actually quite ... ahem .... un-chic when it comes to fashion. It's just not very important to me.

-Nah-



thats your mexican side.....look deep inside yourself gay one....the fashion force is there.....


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Posted: 04/08/05 - 16:27
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I shall market the prada sombrero and be forever wealthy!


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Posted: 04/08/05 - 16:32
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Galdaria wrote:
Wow you guys suck. I was hoping for at least one creative person to take a prada and customize it with some s****y a*s photoshop.

You have let me down, all of you. =/


It was how you asked. That, is why you fail.


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Posted: 04/08/05 - 17:03
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I have NOT failed. I have mustered a shoe car from this board. And there was much rejoicing.


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Posted: 04/08/05 - 17:06
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Galdaria wrote:
I have NOT failed. I have mustered a shoe car from this board. And there was much rejoicing.


Converse is not metrosexual. You therefore failed.


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Posted: 04/08/05 - 17:09
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Are you telling me that if Kireol wore a pair of cute lil pink converse with his business suit and a matching pink tie this would not qualify as metrosexual attire?

You fail at failing me. I have won....the end.


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Posted: 04/08/05 - 17:12
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Galdaria wrote:
Are you telling me that if Kireol wore a pair of cute lil pink converse with his business suit and a matching pink tie this would not qualify as metrosexual attire?

You fail at failing me. I have won....the end.


That would just be effeminate, not metrosexual so I still win. Besides, the converse-car is white, which isn't even effeminate. I win.


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Posted: 04/08/05 - 17:15
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Confused wrote:
Yeah. I'm not sure which, but Kireol is either very metrosexual OR gay. One cannot be both since by definition metrosexuals are heterosexuals who act gay.



obsession isnt just for breakfast anymore, is it


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kireol wrote:
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Yeah. I'm not sure which, but Kireol is either very metrosexual OR gay. One cannot be both since by definition metrosexuals are heterosexuals who act gay.



obsession isnt just for breakfast anymore, is it


Why do you want me to be obsessed with you so badly? Do you yearn for other men to chase you? Do you?


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Posted: 04/08/05 - 17:16
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Confused wrote:
Galdaria wrote:
Are you telling me that if Kireol wore a pair of cute lil pink converse with his business suit and a matching pink tie this would not qualify as metrosexual attire?

You fail at failing me. I have won....the end.


That would just be effeminate, not metrosexual so I still win. Besides, the converse-car is white, which isn't even effeminate. I win.


What you have actually done is given everyone an understanding as to why the car/shoe debate is endless.


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Posted: 04/08/05 - 17:17
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Galdaria wrote:
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Galdaria wrote:
Are you telling me that if Kireol wore a pair of cute lil pink converse with his business suit and a matching pink tie this would not qualify as metrosexual attire?

You fail at failing me. I have won....the end.


That would just be effeminate, not metrosexual so I still win. Besides, the converse-car is white, which isn't even effeminate. I win.


What you have actually done is given everyone an understanding as to why the car/shoe debate is endless.


There is no debate. Just continuous taunting.


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Posted: 04/08/05 - 17:19
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I want to shove a prada in your pee hole and a volvo in your anus. =/

No really, I do.


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