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Occulis
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Posted: 09/05/03 - 01:30 Post subject: I need photoshop'd buttons

Saying the following: [ Reply ] [ Read more ] [ Full story ] [ Contact ] [ Comment ] [ Satan ] [ VM ] [ RealPoor ] And maybe some 1980's puffy-style sticker images saying: [ Geek ] [ Porn ] [ Games ] [ Fiction ] Thanks for any and all help. xoxo Sincerely, Elavis G. Smith

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Silvermouse
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Posted: 09/05/03 - 01:32 Post subject:

You might pretend to be some ultra Christian, but if that's so, why are you f*****g my wife, hmmm? Can you answer that?

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Occulis
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Posted: 09/05/03 - 01:38 Post subject:

Silvermouse wrote:

You might pretend to be some ultra Christian, but if that's so, why are you f*****g my wife, hmmm? Can you answer that?

IS THAT her laying DOWN in your sig, sir? LAYING DOWN...

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Occulis
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Posted: 09/05/03 - 02:28 Post subject:

Assistance please

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-=Horaxe=-
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Posted: 09/05/03 - 05:26 Post subject:

What dimensions you want em, and what colors?

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Minion
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Posted: 09/05/03 - 06:14 Post subject:

-=Horaxe=- wrote:

What dimensions you want em, and what colors?

I'd suggest just picking your own, if you haven't been to Elavis site you probably don't realize it looks like shit for a reason (he designed it.)

I was actually planning on taking a crack at it but I've been trying to swindle some code for a script out of him and it hasn't been working because his ass is sealed up better than Celestras brain during an emergency attack of logic and reason.

Basically if you're gonna do buttons for him, I'd suggest making up your own shit rather than trying to give him what you think he wants cause what you think he wants will inevitably look bad.

Programmers are notorious for having no design skills and lemme tell you, Elavis is the mother of all programmers!

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Tamrissa
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Posted: 09/05/03 - 06:22 Post subject:

dunn after i get my son off to school ill be in irc for a bit, dont have any story writing or art work to do today so im all yours. can talk about what ya want ect an ill make it look all purdy spiffy neat for ya /nod

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TrueParadox
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Posted: 09/05/03 - 07:53 Post subject:

Dunn! You fucktard! You betraying son of a b*h! I thought I was your graphics w*e! You are cheating on me? But... but... you call me sugar tits every day when you come into work! <runs off crying>

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Occulis
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Posted: 09/05/03 - 10:04 Post subject:

TrueParadox wrote:

Dunn! You fucktard! You betraying son of a b***h! I thought I was your graphics w***e! You are cheating on me? But... but... you call me sugar tits every day when you come into work!

<runs off crying>

Aww honey! I know you're busy! that's why I didn't want to intrude on your schedulez. Embarassed

Besides, by posting here I can get some hardcore feedback from "Minion the Gentle."

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r00typooh
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Posted: 09/05/03 - 10:16 Post subject:

minion's post made me laugh.

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TrueParadox
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Posted: 09/05/03 - 10:30 Post subject:

Dunn wrote:

TrueParadox wrote:

Dunn! You fucktard! You betraying son of a b***h! I thought I was your graphics w***e! You are cheating on me? But... but... you call me sugar tits every day when you come into work!

<runs off crying>

Aww honey! I know you're busy! that's why I didn't want to intrude on your schedulez. Embarassed

Besides, by posting here I can get some hardcore feedback from "Minion the Gentle."

DO you still love me though my main wang?

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rosie
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Posted: 09/05/03 - 10:48 Post subject:

I like the look of Elavis's site :(

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Zuldane
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Posted: 09/05/03 - 12:49 Post subject:

Minion wrote:

-=Horaxe=- wrote:

What dimensions you want em, and what colors?

I'd suggest just picking your own, if you haven't been to Elavis site you probably don't realize it looks like shit for a reason (he designed it.)

I was actually planning on taking a crack at it but I've been trying to swindle some code for a script out of him and it hasn't been working because his ass is sealed up better than Celestras brain during an emergency attack of logic and reason.

Basically if you're gonna do buttons for him, I'd suggest making up your own shit rather than trying to give him what you think he wants cause what you think he wants will inevitably look bad.

Programmers are notorious for having no design skills and lemme tell you, Elavis is the mother of all programmers!

hahah

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Occulis
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Posted: 09/05/03 - 13:06 Post subject:

YAY LALLY tank you I kinda like the site too. Plus I think the biggest page takes like 12 seconds on a 56k to load. TP I LUV U 4-EVER.

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TrueParadox
Sir Postalot

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Posted: 09/05/03 - 14:58 Post subject:

Dunn wrote:

YAY LALLY tank you

I kinda like the site too. Plus I think the biggest page takes like 12 seconds
on a 56k to load.

TP I LUV U 4-EVER.

You just luv me cause I've been stylin' up your site for you and helping you with CSS. <sniffles all scorned and jaded lover like>

No more nipple-pops for you mister! I'm finding someone who appreciates my tender luvin skillz!

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Minion
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Posted: 09/05/03 - 17:38 Post subject:

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Booker
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Posted: 09/05/03 - 18:07 Post subject:

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Spink
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 03:25 Post subject:

Minion wrote:

This is a nice button I like it greatly

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TrueParadox
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 08:08 Post subject:

Minion wrote:

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

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Occulis
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 10:49 Post subject:

I can't believe how much love flows through my heart. I am trembling with anticipation each day. I love you.

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TrueParadox
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 11:26 Post subject:

Dunn wrote:

I can't believe how much love flows through my heart. I am trembling with anticipation each day. I love you.

Dunn... come and visit me at work, I need your man juice.

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Occulis
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 11:32 Post subject:

i wonder if we'd get fired for installing games at work. or for taking a laptop there and playing them! (not that i have one)

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TrueParadox
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 11:43 Post subject:

Dunn wrote:

i wonder if we'd get fired for installing games at work. or for taking a laptop there and playing them! (not that i have one)

Yeah, there was an email long tima ago about no laptops. But if you aren't on the clock, I guess it would be OKAY!

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Occulis
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 15:55 Post subject:

when chief wiggum is in town next time, we should hook up 10 or 20 foghorns and buzzers to the same alarm that sets off the "Caller is waiting!" alarm. i mean like 18 wheeler engine horns, air raid sirens, whatever. Then scream admist the din like, 'WE LIKED YOUR IDEA SO MUCH WE DECIDED TO INSTALL A HELLISH BLASTER EVERY 6 FEET.'

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TrueParadox
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 16:35 Post subject:

I'm gonna leave you some bell fanmail <nods>

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Tamrissa
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Posted: 09/07/03 - 04:45 Post subject:

A - you suck! B - youre never there to answer my questions, there for you suck! C - they are done and if ya dont like em to bad cause i had to wing it cause ya werent around to answer my questions hope those are good enough for ya.

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TrueParadox
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Posted: 09/07/03 - 08:44 Post subject:

sornlia wrote:

A - you suck!
B - youre never there to answer my questions, there for you suck!
C - they are done and if ya dont like em to bad cause i had to wing it cause ya werent around to answer my questions Razz