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Zuldane
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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 Posted: 11/09/02 - 01:16 Post subject: I need attention
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IN MY PANTS
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Zuldane
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 4057
Location: At sea.
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Posted: 11/09/02 - 01:18 Post subject:
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heh seriously though, Captain Crunch is probably the best
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16395
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 11/09/02 - 01:18 Post subject:
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how about i kick you in the nads?
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Barnacle Bob
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2135
Location: WHO KNOWS WHERE I'LL TURN UP!
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Posted: 11/09/02 - 07:49 Post subject:
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| Zuldane wrote: | | heh seriously though, Captain Crunch is probably the best |
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Sabalo
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 20 Oct 2002
Posts: 2162
Location: Olympia, Washington
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Posted: 11/09/02 - 12:33 Post subject:
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ok this happened yesterday afternoon
i was at a kegger that started at 11 in the f****n morning. There was this guy who never drank before. that guy downed half a fifth of jack daniels and passed out somewhere. His friends helped him up to the car and shit. my friend mike was there at the car with them then all of a sudden the drunk passed out guy stood up.. and f****n uppercutted mikes nuts... mike is on the ground cringing and shit. after a while he got up and confronted the drunk guy. the drunk dude was saying shit like "what i did that? I dont remember that. im really drunk" slurring his words and shit. drunk dude is standing there near a big pile of ostrach shit. Mike kicks the dude in his junk 2 times and the drunk dude falls back first into the f****n pile of shit.
then thats it
lol
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16395
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 11/09/02 - 13:18 Post subject:
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that's just not right.
testicles should not be treated brutally.
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GruntingCod
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 6399
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Posted: 11/09/02 - 13:53 Post subject:
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Roflmao... I hear getting punched or hit in the tittie hurts as much.
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Zuldane
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: At sea.
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Posted: 11/09/02 - 14:14 Post subject:
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haha oh man, titties
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GruntingCod
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 11/09/02 - 14:18 Post subject:
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Hehe, I punched my fiancee in the boob and she yelled at me and kicked me SOOO hard in the nuts... I was afraid they split.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16395
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 11/09/02 - 23:33 Post subject:
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it depends on where and how hard you hit i believe... they're not quite as sensitive.
i know. i have both.
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Zuldane
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 4057
Location: At sea.
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Posted: 11/09/02 - 23:36 Post subject:
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EL OH EL
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Alarach
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 597
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Posted: 11/09/02 - 23:40 Post subject:
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God
It's really windy here.
The wind is blowing a lot.
I hoep it blows the leaves out of my yard.
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Akronn
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 11/09/02 - 23:43 Post subject:
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That's where you need one of those blowers. Kinda coaxes them into thy neighbor's yard.
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GruntingCod
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 11/09/02 - 23:45 Post subject:
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Atarom, are you a hermafradite? hehe... Or are you just a bit overweight? or did you mean something totaly different by what you said? rofl
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Akronn
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 11/09/02 - 23:54 Post subject:
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This answer your question?
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Barnacle Bob
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2135
Location: WHO KNOWS WHERE I'LL TURN UP!
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Posted: 11/09/02 - 23:57 Post subject:
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He has a fat groin 
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 11/10/02 - 00:01 Post subject:
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LOL is that jiminy glick or roger ebert??
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Zuldane
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: At sea.
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Posted: 11/10/02 - 00:09 Post subject:
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if you get really fat like that does your penis get bigger?
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Barnacle Bob
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 11/10/02 - 00:12 Post subject:
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dude
roger ebert is a film critic. their entire career is based on credibility. why would he pose for a photo like that? 
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 11/10/02 - 15:11 Post subject:
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i was joking. does it not look like both of them though?
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Braddley
Luke Warm
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 110
Location: Whatever!
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Posted: 11/10/02 - 19:45 Post subject:
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Zuld:
You testicles, a hammer, and a flat surface.
Sound good?
B.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 07/31/03 - 05:07 Post subject:
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PANTS PANTS PANTS!!
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Zuldane
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Location: At sea.
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Posted: 07/31/03 - 06:12 Post subject:
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holy bump face
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NickPSH
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 07/31/03 - 06:14 Post subject:
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Pizzaaaaaaaaaaaa fsdafasd
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12939
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 07/31/03 - 06:15 Post subject:
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lol, the drunken story made me laugh irl, thnx
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 07/31/03 - 07:26 Post subject:
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hahaha zuldane's pants.
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 07/31/03 - 07:29 Post subject:
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see, this was a good bump, cause it was funny..at least Sab's post was 
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lumber
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Joined: 08 May 2003
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Location: Central Florida
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Posted: 07/31/03 - 09:04 Post subject:
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aww, atarom, I'm sorry for doubting you. This was actually a cool bump...what was once a WEAK thread was brought to life by a drunk story. shortly after the thread died and was broght back to Top of Realpoor land and was read by me for the first time. I LIKED THE STORY.
THANKS ATAROM YOU ARE MY NEW FRIEND
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Minion
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 29 Apr 2003
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Location: The Ghetto
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Posted: 07/31/03 - 09:06 Post subject:
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| lumber wrote: | aww, atarom, I'm sorry for doubting you. This was actually a cool bump...what was once a WEAK thread was brought to life by a drunk story. shortly after the thread died and was broght back to To of Realpoor land and was read by me for the first time. I LIKED THE STORY.
THANKS ATAROM YOU ARE MY NEW FRIEND |
I don't get your sig. Is someone being attacked by a stapler?
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 07/31/03 - 09:08 Post subject:
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It's from Office Space. Funny shit.
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