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Kamikaze_Roadkill
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 Posted: 11/13/05 - 15:14 Post subject: I'm really starting to hate these kids...
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and to p**s them all off I've decided to so something.
A little background. The Boso Zoku are kids that ride around on really s****y scooters with no mufflers, for no reason constantly (I mean non-stop, even while going 60km/hr down the road) reving their crappy 2 stroke engines. This wasn't so annoying before, they ride together in little packs but I could just speed past them all. Even then though, you can still hear the whiney engines over everything a couple of kilometers down the road. Little japanese kids, I'm not sure on the age, they all look like kids until their around 30, trying to express their "rebel" side by riding their scooters around wasting gas....doesnt make sense.
So moving on to tonight. I'm driving around, its around 2 a.m., and one of these p****s comes up from behind and gets about 4 inches from my drivers side door and starts revving his engine. I had the right mind to open my f*****g door and make him crash. But, conscience kicked in and his girlfriend on the back of the bike looked scared shitless when I rolled down my window flipped him off while saying some of the parts of the english language they've had to of heard by now. They seem to like taunting here, but wont follow through on anything. Well anyway, after that he pulls in front of me swerving back and forth so I couldnt speed around. We're going about 70km/hr and figure his little scooter is pushing it, so I step on the gas. After hitting 80 he starts backing off and pulls over to let me pass, and as I do I drop it up to 3rd, feed the p***k some smoke then go on my happy way.
Mind you the whole time he was inches from my car he was gass his f*****g bike. That has to be the most annoying thing.
Ok what I need is someone with a little bit of photoshop skills to make a picture with stickmen on a scooter with Boso Zoku underneath, then a line through it. Like a handicap sign mixed with a no-smoking sign. What I'm going to do is, is paint like 7 down my drivers side door (along with a couple dog/cat ones, grass ninja one and so on). Think WWII fighter pilot. Apparently they dont like when you make fun of their "rebellion", hope this works.
P.S.- I tried google, and I have 0 (zero) photoshop/paint skils.
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Okami
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Posted: 11/13/05 - 15:24 Post subject:
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So you want a pic of a stick figure on a scooter, running over someone on a scooter?
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khrath
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Posted: 11/13/05 - 15:26 Post subject:
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thats like trying to get even with mosquitos for biting you, by hanging up a sign on your car that says i hate mosquitos.
it'll just make u look dumb =p
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Kamikaze_Roadkill
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Posted: 11/13/05 - 15:26 Post subject:
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no no no, just a pic of someone on a scooter with the line through it should do.
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Okami
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Posted: 11/13/05 - 15:29 Post subject:
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Ah. I was thinking somehting like a stamp counting how many you squashed.
Each one run-over, another stamp.
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Kamikaze_Roadkill
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Posted: 11/13/05 - 15:31 Post subject:
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| khrath wrote: | thats like trying to get even with mosquitos for biting you, by hanging up a sign on your car that says i hate mosquitos.
it'll just make u look dumb =p |
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Frehya
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Posted: 11/13/05 - 17:05 Post subject:
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| Okami wrote: | Ah. I was thinking somehting like a stamp counting how many you squashed.
Each one run-over, another stamp. |
I vote for this idea.
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Owyyn
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Posted: 11/13/05 - 17:06 Post subject:
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What kind of a car are you driving over there, Paco?
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khrath
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Posted: 11/13/05 - 17:10 Post subject:
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<img src=http://penguin.chilly.net/~khrath/images/monkeysucker.jpg>
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kbarr
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Posted: 11/13/05 - 17:32 Post subject:
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Reminds me of finigan.
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Okami
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Posted: 11/13/05 - 17:51 Post subject:
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edit: NM
wrong type of scooter
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sinrakin
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Posted: 11/13/05 - 18:32 Post subject:
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I think they're more along these lines:
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Okami
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Posted: 11/13/05 - 18:36 Post subject:
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oh hah
When I hear "scooters with motors", I picture the little stand on one.
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Okami
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Posted: 11/13/05 - 18:39 Post subject:
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k
pullin this one down then and hunt for another
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Okami
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Posted: 11/13/05 - 18:54 Post subject:
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looked them up
So
the Bosozuko are biker versions of the Yakuza? and you want to taunt them?
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Occulis
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Posted: 11/14/05 - 00:02 Post subject:
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I'll gladly do this  Just get me links to their sites or whatever - I don't want to google it since it's bedimte
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Pags
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Posted: 11/14/05 - 00:07 Post subject:
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Wow, that has to be the lamest 'payback' idea ever.
I mean, comon dude.
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Kamikaze_Roadkill
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Posted: 11/14/05 - 01:43 Post subject:
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| Owyyn wrote: | | What kind of a car are you driving over there, Paco? |
I have a 2002 nissan skyline and a 1992 toyota supra
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Kamikaze_Roadkill
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Posted: 11/14/05 - 01:45 Post subject:
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| Pags wrote: | Wow, that has to be the lamest 'payback' idea ever.
I mean, comon dude. |
Well everything else I thought of would get me arrested and cause me trouble I dont need.
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shinja mayoke
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Posted: 11/14/05 - 02:15 Post subject:
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Get a couple handfuls of old rusty bolts and nuts and keep them handy. When one of these dipshits pulls this, throw it up and over the car at an angle to intercept their face.
Do you know how hard it would be to track you down from something like that provided you are not like, under a traffic camera?
In this particular case, if its little b***h ass trouble makers, how hard would it be investigated?
Oh, and your photoshop idea is stupid. Stop being a p***y, the only one that will do a damn thing about this is you.
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Kamikaze_Roadkill
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Posted: 11/14/05 - 02:25 Post subject:
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1) Its not hard to figure out if an american in general did it. Why? American cars have "Y" plates (with 4 numbers)
2) Where Im at, there're cameras damn near every other light, and many good semeritans with cell phones that have no problems turning in americans for, well, anything.
3) Sorry I dont have a handful of rusty bolts.
4) Yeah, thanks for the idea of the bolts in the face, but I dont want to be kicked off the island... yet.
Besides, I go for comedic value. I want to drive down the street in a car I dont give a shit about, by other non-asian people laughing. Call me whatever, I think it'll be funny
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Ishmobbin
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Posted: 11/14/05 - 06:53 Post subject:
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get something that squirts oil out of the back of your car like KIT had in Knight Rider.
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Pags
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Posted: 11/14/05 - 11:17 Post subject:
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| Kamikaze_Roadkill wrote: | | Pags wrote: | Wow, that has to be the lamest 'payback' idea ever.
I mean, comon dude. |
Well everything else I thought of would get me arrested and cause me trouble I dont need. |
Yeah getting arrested is something you're going to want to avoid...just seems like your idea will be totally lost on those biker nips.
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sinrakin
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Posted: 11/14/05 - 12:45 Post subject:
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| Owyyn wrote: | | What kind of a car are you driving over there, Paco? |
Kamikaze_Roadkill == Paco?
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Occulis
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Posted: 11/14/05 - 12:48 Post subject:
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I don't see any pics yet
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Gethy
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Posted: 11/14/05 - 12:59 Post subject:
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id like to no wassup uin this threads
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Shaym
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Posted: 11/14/05 - 14:57 Post subject:
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super soaker, a cup of p**s, thump a lit cigarette out the window at them ( not that I endorse littering) .... be creative with what you have on hand man. Not that you Have a cup of p**s on hand, but if you're headed somewhere and you Know there will be one there..... or hell if you have a cup of soda on hand leave it at that, the cold would be enough of a shock...
lots of shit you can do without getting yourself in a ass load of trouble legally. keep a raw egg in the car......
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Torval
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Posted: 11/14/05 - 15:03 Post subject: re
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i like the idea of little tags on the side of your car, like for ww2 fighters for kills. throw a couple "scooter kills" up on the side. heh
there are kits you can get that allow you to open your exhaust from before the cat / mufflers or really any point you choose. i'm pretty sure there are ones that let you do this from the interior. play the how loud can you go game. heck my dad's truck has mufflers and it's still loud as f**k. perhaps just get different (louder) mufflers.
or you could take really thick wire, bend it at two 90 degree angles, like half a swastika, then twist it in the middle so 1 point always sticks up. if they drive on the side of the road you don't have to feel too bad about tossing a few out.
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Posted: 11/14/05 - 15:12 Post subject:
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Heres a simple one, make a copy of his desktop, then save it, and then make it into his wallpaper, then move all the icons off the screen where he can't see them anymore, then move the bottom bar around to the sides or the top, some place he wont hit when he scrolls over his icons, then put it on auto-hide, then watch the magic happen while he freaks out trying to click his icons, and he reboots his PC to find his desktop is still frozen!
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Owyyn
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Posted: 11/14/05 - 15:19 Post subject:
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| sinrakin wrote: | | Owyyn wrote: | | What kind of a car are you driving over there, Paco? |
Kamikaze_Roadkill == Paco? |
No, we know eachother IRL. It was his nickname.
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