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PostPosted: 04/01/05 - 16:11    Post subject: I had **** with Nahualli at fan fair =/ Reply with quote

Ive been holding this in a long time. Alot of you didnt see me there cuz I never registered nor did I tell anyone who I was. I guess I was kinda shy people would hate me cuz of my "realpoor persona".
Anyway, Ive always had this deep rooted fascination with Nah. I kept watching him from afar. He is so obviously gay yet something about me found this a challenge. Anyway, one night he was playin pool with some friends and I followed him back to the hotel.

I was so scared and shy. I knocked on the door and when he answered I told him who I was and asked him if I could talk to him for a few minutes. He opened the door and we sat down. I asked him when he first found out he was gay, etc. We got into a really emotional converstation and he got really upset talking about how hard it was to be accepted as a gay man of minority. I gave him a hug and well one thing led to another.

I would love to lie and tell you it was wonderful. Truthfully I failed miserably at first to give him a hard on. It was soft no matter what I did. This has NEVER happened to me. =/ At first it hurt my feelings and then I found it a challenge. I wanted to conquer a gay man. I wanted to see if I could turn a gay man straight.

I dont want to go into alot of details but eventually things got kinda hot. He had an orgasm and then he started to cry. He was so confused and never thought it was possible for him to have **** with a woman.

Why am I telling you all of this? Well he has been distant lately with everyone, he rarely posts here anymore and I miss him. He promised me that we would keep in touch and be friends and he has been ignoring me for weeks. Finally I get an IM telling me that what happened in vegas stays in vegas and that it really messed him up emotionally. I just feel so hurt and used. I think if things are just out in the open its always for the best. I only hope by him having to deal with this now, it will help him return to us and figure out what he wants in life.

Before anyone mentions it, yes I am married, but no at the time this happened I wasnt. Please dont judge me. We cant help who we are drawn to emotionally and physically. =/
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PostPosted: 04/01/05 - 16:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

yey <3 april
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PostPosted: 04/01/05 - 16:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

apr 1 or not the truth hurts u hoer u f****d a man u no
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PostPosted: 04/01/05 - 16:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

butt seks? Maybe he just closed his eyes and like, tried not to grab your boobs.
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PostPosted: 04/01/05 - 17:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

The one and only day I wish I was gay


... and at that fanfaire
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PostPosted: 04/01/05 - 17:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

sinrakin wrote:
butt seks? Maybe he just closed his eyes and like, tried not to grab your boobs.


No of course we didnt have butt ****. Eww. My ass is exit only thanks. Truthfully we never really had "****". Like no actual penetration took place. It was more of an oral / hand thing. Anyway it doesnt matter im just hoping he finally PM's me and apologizes for the way hes been treating me.
Maybe your right. Maybe he just closed his eyes and thought of a man. =/ Either way its not something to laugh about.
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PostPosted: 04/01/05 - 17:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

That would be one of the funniest things in the world if it was true.
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PostPosted: 04/01/05 - 18:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah used to IM me too! But he hasn't in a loong time.
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PostPosted: 04/01/05 - 18:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

He died of aides.

The truth of the matter is that someone pounded him to hard and it went straight through his brain and killed him. He was found laying on his side in a public restroom on route 49 with a large protruding lump on the back of his head, obviously where the culprits d**k tried to push through. In blood, written on the ground were found the words "Dyers was right". All straight individuals at the scene nodded in agreement upon seeing the blood written note on the floor and /snickered at the h**o's remains. Local police are on the look out for a penis with the head smashed in, or rather, blunted at the head.

I explained to Nah that sucking the cack is wrong and would kill him but he insisted on being skull f****d to death. /shrug
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PostPosted: 04/01/05 - 19:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats not very nice. =/
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PostPosted: 04/01/05 - 19:52    Post subject: Reply with quote

Galdaria wrote:
Thats not very nice. =/


Welcome to Realpoor!
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PostPosted: 04/01/05 - 19:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ciladar wrote:
Nah used to IM me too! But he hasn't in a loong time.


i think because your GF told him to keep his hands off because you were hers
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PostPosted: 04/01/05 - 22:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

Renork wrote:
Ciladar wrote:
Nah used to IM me too! But he hasn't in a loong time.


i think because your GF told him to keep his hands off because you were hers


That might be it too Embarassed
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PostPosted: 04/01/05 - 23:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ciladar wrote:
Renork wrote:
Ciladar wrote:
Nah used to IM me too! But he hasn't in a loong time.


i think because your GF told him to keep his hands off because you were hers


That might be it too Embarassed


shes scary when she wants to be Shocked
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PostPosted: 04/02/05 - 02:33    Post subject: Reply with quote

Renork wrote:
Ciladar wrote:
Renork wrote:
Ciladar wrote:
Nah used to IM me too! But he hasn't in a loong time.


i think because your GF told him to keep his hands off because you were hers


That might be it too Embarassed


shes scary when she wants to be Shocked


<3
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PostPosted: 04/02/05 - 15:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

Renork wrote:
Ciladar wrote:
Renork wrote:
Ciladar wrote:
Nah used to IM me too! But he hasn't in a loong time.


i think because your GF told him to keep his hands off because you were hers


That might be it too Embarassed


shes scary when she wants to be Shocked


Retard.

Pervert.

Felon.

**** Predator.
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PostPosted: 04/03/05 - 20:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now that you mention it, Nah has been MIA...
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PostPosted: 04/03/05 - 20:52    Post subject: Reply with quote

him and his new boyfriend actually go out and see the sunlight.
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PostPosted: 04/03/05 - 21:05    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okami wrote:
him and his new boyfriend actually go out and see the sunlight.



what is this thing you speak of....sunlight?
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PostPosted: 04/03/05 - 22:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nemo wrote:
Okami wrote:
him and his new boyfriend actually go out and see the sunlight.



what is this thing you speak of....sunlight?


thats even more cliche to say then "repost".
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PostPosted: 04/03/05 - 22:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zwadrich wrote:
Nemo wrote:
Okami wrote:
him and his new boyfriend actually go out and see the sunlight.



what is this thing you speak of....sunlight?


thats even more cliche to say then "repost".




What is this you are trying....sarcasm?
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PostPosted: 04/03/05 - 22:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nemo wrote:
Zwadrich wrote:
Nemo wrote:
Okami wrote:
him and his new boyfriend actually go out and see the sunlight.



what is this thing you speak of....sunlight?


thats even more cliche to say then "repost".




What is this you are trying....sarcasm?


lol, it probally didnt come out the way i intended, blame it on being 4:15am here in holland
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PostPosted: 04/04/05 - 05:49    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okami wrote:
him and his new boyfriend actually go out and see the sunlight.


Yeah after so much time spent into the dark hole they sure need some daylight. OMG im so funny.
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PostPosted: 04/04/05 - 12:49    Post subject: Reply with quote

FockTop wrote:
Okami wrote:
him and his new boyfriend actually go out and see the sunlight.


Yeah after so much time spent into the dark hole they sure need some daylight. OMG im so funny.


No, no you're not. pls edit to something at least mildly amusing (like mention the weather) and failing that, try for a nice blank box.
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PostPosted: 04/04/05 - 17:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just got in from driving down the Washington coast. Very pretty stuff.

-Nah-
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PostPosted: 04/04/05 - 17:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dyers wrote:
He died of aides.

The truth of the matter is that someone pounded him to hard and it went straight through his brain and killed him. He was found laying on his side in a public restroom on route 49 with a large protruding lump on the back of his head, obviously where the culprits d**k tried to push through. In blood, written on the ground were found the words "Dyers was right". All straight individuals at the scene nodded in agreement upon seeing the blood written note on the floor and /snickered at the h**o's remains. Local police are on the look out for a penis with the head smashed in, or rather, blunted at the head.

I explained to Nah that sucking the cack is wrong and would kill him but he insisted on being skull f****d to death. /shrug


I died of what?

-Nah-
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PostPosted: 04/04/05 - 17:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kbarr wrote:
Renork wrote:
Ciladar wrote:
Renork wrote:
Ciladar wrote:
Nah used to IM me too! But he hasn't in a loong time.


i think because your GF told him to keep his hands off because you were hers


That might be it too Embarassed


shes scary when she wants to be Shocked


Retard.

Pervert.

Felon.

**** Predator.


For someone so against ****, and homosexuals, why is it you have a picture of a man in tights throwing his teabag at you?
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PostPosted: 04/04/05 - 17:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nahualli wrote:
Dyers wrote:
He died of aides.

The truth of the matter is that someone pounded him to hard and it went straight through his brain and killed him. He was found laying on his side in a public restroom on route 49 with a large protruding lump on the back of his head, obviously where the culprits d**k tried to push through. In blood, written on the ground were found the words "Dyers was right". All straight individuals at the scene nodded in agreement upon seeing the blood written note on the floor and /snickered at the h**o's remains. Local police are on the look out for a penis with the head smashed in, or rather, blunted at the head.

I explained to Nah that sucking the cack is wrong and would kill him but he insisted on being skull f****d to death. /shrug


I died of what?

-Nah-


very simple yet nice own
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PostPosted: 04/04/05 - 18:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nahualli wrote:
Dyers wrote:
He died of aides.

The truth of the matter is that someone pounded him to hard and it went straight through his brain and killed him. He was found laying on his side in a public restroom on route 49 with a large protruding lump on the back of his head, obviously where the culprits d**k tried to push through. In blood, written on the ground were found the words "Dyers was right". All straight individuals at the scene nodded in agreement upon seeing the blood written note on the floor and /snickered at the h**o's remains. Local police are on the look out for a penis with the head smashed in, or rather, blunted at the head.

I explained to Nah that sucking the cack is wrong and would kill him but he insisted on being skull f****d to death. /shrug


I died of what?

-Nah-


You obviously had too many minions.
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PostPosted: 04/04/05 - 19:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scrabler wrote:
Nahualli wrote:
Dyers wrote:
He died of aides.

The truth of the matter is that someone pounded him to hard and it went straight through his brain and killed him. He was found laying on his side in a public restroom on route 49 with a large protruding lump on the back of his head, obviously where the culprits d**k tried to push through. In blood, written on the ground were found the words "Dyers was right". All straight individuals at the scene nodded in agreement upon seeing the blood written note on the floor and /snickered at the h**o's remains. Local police are on the look out for a penis with the head smashed in, or rather, blunted at the head.

I explained to Nah that sucking the cack is wrong and would kill him but he insisted on being skull f****d to death. /shrug


I died of what?

-Nah-


You obviously had too many minions.


What? If you're gonna jump in, make some sense while you're at it, kid.

-Nah-
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