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Galdaria
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 Posted: 09/03/04 - 21:17 Post subject: I got into beta today!!!
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WOOOOHOOO!!!
Stay tuned for the moist l*****n nun review. =P
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Nictathan
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: here... where I am... not with you
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Posted: 09/03/04 - 21:22 Post subject:
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 09/03/04 - 21:38 Post subject:
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| Faarwolf wrote: | | Discussing the game - even publicly saying that you got an invite - is a violation of the NDA and grounds for account suspension. I realize that these are genuine mistakes, but please take the time to READ YOUR EMAIL and PAY ATTENTION TO WHERE YOU'RE POSTING. |
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Galdaria
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Joined: 06 Apr 2004
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Posted: 09/03/04 - 23:16 Post subject:
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Just kiddin....Im not really in beta...im just uhh....playin some cool new game that looks alot like it.
*looks over at her lawyers for a nod of approval*
Any previous comments made by me were under the influence.
Thanks
There will be no such review of any such imaginary game with which I imagined during a drug induced state.
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Tolanin
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 03:01 Post subject:
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the only drug i want to find in your system is zyklon b, jew.
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Galdaria
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Joined: 06 Apr 2004
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 03:19 Post subject:
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Im not a Jew you hitler loving f**k.
Now please, go drink some shut the f**k up juice.
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Soriak
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 04:56 Post subject:
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Faarwolf actually made a mistake there, you're allowed to say you're in beta.
edit: apparently there's some confusion about it heh, some mods said it's ok to say you're in, others say you can't... they're locking threats on their main board about people who got invited, instead of deleting them /shrug
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Vengar_OO
Sir Postalot
Joined: 30 Nov 2002
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Location: Mayport, FL
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 11:09 Post subject:
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| Galdaria wrote: | Just kiddin....Im not really in beta...im just uhh....playin some cool new game that looks alot like it.
*looks over at her lawyers for a nod of approval*
Any previous comments made by me were under the influence.
Thanks
There will be no such review of any such imaginary game with which I imagined during a drug induced state. |
Hrm.....ok, can we still have some moist l*****n nun?
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Galdaria
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Joined: 06 Apr 2004
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 20:13 Post subject:
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OK...Note to self. Never ever again type "l*****n nun" into google and do a search!! ROFL
You find things such as this:
OK, now I don't think it's actually a paradox perse, because everything I've ever seen about paradoxes results in the collapse of the universe, and I really don't think that holy rug-munchers result in imploding reality. However, paradox sounds cool and makes for a good title.
Anyway, this past Sunday was just like any other Sunday and I was engaged in my normal end of the weekend routine. I was watching porn. Seeing as I hadn't been to church since slap wraps were in style, I figured I might as well throw something on that could get me even closer to God then I normally get when I manually bust a nut. There I was, watching 'l*****n Nuns in Heat 3', and thoroughly enjoying myself, when it donned on me, that the porn I was watching was complete farce!
If I tell you that my spirit was the only thing that went limp, I would be lying. You see, I've always felt a good story line, and strong realism in my porn is vital to me enjoying it. I like to picture myself in that oh so believable pizza boy's shoes who delivers a large sausage to the right house. So when the problem that 'l*****n Nuns in Heat 3' came to surfaced in my mind, it was the end of the line for the beautiful relationship between Johnny Hardtime and Rosie Palm.
I'll profess to you up front that I don't really know all that much about the Christian Doctrine, even though I'm a registered Catholic. In fact, I was never even confirmed (I'm sooo floating down Hell-River on a giant wafer when I die... that's what the bible says happens to heathens right?). But there's one thing out there that just doesn't seem to makes sense to me, and that's the concept of the l*****n nun.
I'm pretty sure that nuns aren't allowed to do the nasty, because they're dating the master pimp dog in the sky. Also, they're supposed to follow the bible pretty closely, and seeing as the bible refers to the Grand Puba as 'he' the whole way through (no gender issues here) there isn't much room for the whole new age idea that God is a woman in their religious frame of mind.
Most of you have already put two and two together and have come out with four, but for the inbred out there, I'll explain what all this adds up to. There can't be l*****n Nuns in the traditional sense. I know that it's a very sad thing to hear, but all my scientific research proves it.
You see, Nuns have to put out for God. God is a dude. Lesbians don't do dudes. Therefore, l*****n nuns wouldn't be able to perform their holy duty.
If I told you that upon discovering this truth I hadn't wept like a school girl that had a pair of nuts and was kicked in them, I would be lying. In fact, I feel myself getting misty all over again just thinking about the fact that I know the truth about l*****n Nuns. We all have to have the age of our innocence ended at some point, and I look back and miss the time when I was but a naïve l*****n nun porn watching boy.
I guess ignorance really is bliss, especially when a hand and a jar of grape jelly are involved.
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Regan
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Joined: 22 Oct 2002
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Location: Miami
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Posted: 09/05/04 - 03:52 Post subject:
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try googling Regan. I got the hompage for 'Regan, the insest queen of South Dakota' which seems far worse to me!
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Desaitar
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Joined: 30 Apr 2003
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Location: whore island
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Posted: 09/05/04 - 04:35 Post subject:
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cant believe i read your whole post gald, what a complete waste of time, thank you.
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Vengar_OO
Sir Postalot
Joined: 30 Nov 2002
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Location: Mayport, FL
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Posted: 09/05/04 - 07:50 Post subject: -==-
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Galdaria, Regan, you guys were in Iron Cross right?
Either that or my memory is fuzzy 
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Galdaria
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Posted: 09/05/04 - 13:51 Post subject:
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Yea we were both in Iron Cross =)
Regan...you mean to tell me thats not true?? /snicker
I seem to recall you saying you were born in South Dakota. =P
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Vengar_OO
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Joined: 30 Nov 2002
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Location: Mayport, FL
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Posted: 09/05/04 - 13:56 Post subject: -==-
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| Galdaria wrote: | Yea we were both in Iron Cross =)
Regan...you mean to tell me thats not true?? /snicker
I seem to recall you saying you were born in South Dakota. =P |
I thought I remembered those names from somewhere, plus the moist nun reference. Man I miss the days back in IC.
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Galdaria
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Posted: 09/05/04 - 16:28 Post subject:
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Iron Cross was by far the best guild ever. I mean, I loved BC, but Iron Cross was just cool friends and raiding with honor. Good group of people that never f****d anyone over.
/hugs to any old IC peeps
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euphonious
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Desaitar
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Posted: 09/05/04 - 19:50 Post subject:
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Did you know a guy named "Mission" a monk, in Iron Cross? He was cool, he pulled like crazy in OT, I was like wtf how are you regening so fast? Then I saw what Fungi did!
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Regan
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Joined: 22 Oct 2002
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Location: Miami
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Posted: 09/05/04 - 21:15 Post subject:
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Yeap, was in Iron Cross, nope never been to either Dakota 
Mission? er He's neither of the three monks I remember being in IC 
*edit*
well 4 if you count Arcina's double main
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Desaitar
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Posted: 09/05/04 - 22:30 Post subject:
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This was a LONG time ago, anyway I know he was an alt, I'll be damned if I knew what his main was, I forget after 4 years =/
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Galdaria
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Posted: 09/06/04 - 02:44 Post subject:
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Sorry I have not a penis to wiggle. =/ Can I borrow yours?...i hear its limp and wigglie.
Guess who I saw in EQ2 today?? Leinhander..WTF??
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Vengar_OO
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Joined: 30 Nov 2002
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Location: Mayport, FL
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Posted: 09/06/04 - 09:06 Post subject: -==-
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The only monk I can remember is Yokatsu (sp?) He could pull like a champ.
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Galdaria
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Posted: 09/06/04 - 12:36 Post subject:
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WOW thats a name I havent heard in awhile.
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kireol
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Posted: 09/06/04 - 13:13 Post subject:
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Galdaria
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Posted: 09/06/04 - 14:40 Post subject:
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YES!!!!!
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Regan
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Location: Miami
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Posted: 09/06/04 - 16:40 Post subject: Re: -==-
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| Vengar_OO wrote: | | The only monk I can remember is Yokatsu (sp?) He could pull like a champ. |
Don't forget Rzarector, and then there was his wife Resilius. Anrica would be the last monk I can think of in IC, unless you count my alt Lethemweaknt
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Vengar_OO
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Posted: 09/06/04 - 17:00 Post subject: Re: -==-
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| Regan wrote: | | Vengar_OO wrote: | | The only monk I can remember is Yokatsu (sp?) He could pull like a champ. |
Don't forget Rzarector, and then there was his wife Resilius. Anrica would be the last monk I can think of in IC, unless you count my alt Lethemweaknt |
Holy crap I can't believe I fogot about all them. I mean I knew we had more than 1 monk in the guild, but I couldn't remember their names. Jeez, talk about nostalgia 
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