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Celestra
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 6929
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 04:00 Post subject: I got a plastic rose for Valentine's Day
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Somehow I just don't think he got the point.
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FockTop
Sir Postalot

Joined: 23 Dec 2004 Posts: 1055
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 04:02 Post subject:
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Rose = love, 3 days after rose = dead thus dead love.
Plastic rose = never dead thus plastis rose = love forever!
Seems like YOU missed the whole point!
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Celestra
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 6929
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 04:03 Post subject:
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So fake love lasts forever?
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Venkmen
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 12 Oct 2002 Posts: 2260
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 04:03 Post subject:
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| FockTop wrote: | Rose = love, 3 days after rose = dead thus dead love.
Plastic rose = never dead thus plastis rose = love forever!
Seems like YOU missed the whole point! |
No wonder you had to lie about having a girlfriend. Seems like you missed the point.
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FockTop
Sir Postalot

Joined: 23 Dec 2004 Posts: 1055
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 04:06 Post subject:
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| Venkmen wrote: | | FockTop wrote: | Rose = love, 3 days after rose = dead thus dead love.
Plastic rose = never dead thus plastis rose = love forever!
Seems like YOU missed the whole point! |
No wonder you had to lie about having a girlfriend. Seems like you missed the point. |
Where's your proff that I never had a GF?
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Venkmen
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 12 Oct 2002 Posts: 2260
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 04:09 Post subject:
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Hmmm...lets see...there was that time that you posted the pic of some random chick you found on teh net somewhere and claimed that she was your girlfrined.
Does that count?
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 04:10 Post subject:
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| Venkmen wrote: | | FockTop wrote: | Rose = love, 3 days after rose = dead thus dead love.
Plastic rose = never dead thus plastis rose = love forever!
Seems like YOU missed the whole point! |
No wonder you had to lie about having a girlfriend. Seems like you missed the point. |
Hes posting from a facility that houses criminally insane **** deviates, namely child molesters.
This is fact that some crafty computer people just found out.
How they let these freaks use computers and such amazes me.
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FockTop
Sir Postalot

Joined: 23 Dec 2004 Posts: 1055
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 04:14 Post subject:
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| Celestra wrote: | So fake love lasts forever?
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hehe you got me here.
Could be worse you could have got 4 winter tires for Valentine day!
Still...haha a plastic rose...thats pretty hard to beat where did you find your bf?
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Okami
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2242
Location: The new board
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 04:15 Post subject:
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Plastic rose = "hmmm... What do I get for her while I'm here at the checkout line..."
Then again, a real rose is another gift that requires no thought put into it. Just buy one on the corner of any street on the way home.
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Finigan
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 3817
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 04:38 Post subject:
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Why do women always have to judge gifts so deeply? Does he care about you? If the answer is yes then who gives a f**k what he gets you as long as he does, in fact, remember the occasion.
Quit being so materialistic.
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Yellow Journalist
RealPoor Sensei

Joined: 20 Oct 2002 Posts: 1973
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 04:45 Post subject:
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Realpoor Women please read....
A guy goes up a mountain for a handful of snow per his womans request.
So the guy comes down with a handful of snow..
He hands her the snow and she tells him its the wrong kind.
The guy is like wtf..
Moral of the story... The guy just climbed a f*****g mountain.... for snow... the "right kind" of snow none the less.
Be happy he brought you any kind of snow.
End of story =P
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Okami
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2242
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 04:48 Post subject:
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it's not materialistic.
It's knowing if they put any thought into a gift, or if they just grabbed something out of convenience because they felt they needed to get "something" .
There is a huge difference between buying something out of obligation, and buying something that shows you listen to her and know what she likes.
Even if its something small and dumb, what matters is that you put thought into it.
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Luturb
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 4042
Location: Livermore, California
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 04:49 Post subject:
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One plastic rose is more like fishing an ice cube out of your coke and handing it to her when she asks for a handful of snow.
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Okami
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2242
Location: The new board
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 04:50 Post subject:
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wait a sec
you all are the single ones, and listening to what the women actually think about said situations, and still argue that you are doing it right?
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ATM Banana
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 02 Jan 2003 Posts: 8575
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 04:51 Post subject:
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sorry to hear your valentine wasn't very thoughtful. the best cheap gifts are creative ones like letters or cards with a picture of the two together with a cheesy poem made up relating to an inside joke or a memorable experience between the two.
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Yellow Journalist
RealPoor Sensei

Joined: 20 Oct 2002 Posts: 1973
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 04:56 Post subject:
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| Okami wrote: | wait a sec
you all are the single ones, and listening to what the women actually think about said situations, and still argue that you are doing it right? |
Just making a point..
Snow= The thought
its the same as the rest of the snow on the mountain. She asked for the right kind. Said man hiked his ass up the mountain and it still wasnt right .
So accept the thought(snow)
no matter if he gets it----> high or low = )
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Celestra
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 6929
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 06:28 Post subject:
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I'm just messing around ;p
He took me out to dinner and bought me a thoughtful gift.
I did get a plastic rose though. He got it as a gift from the store he bought the card at. It's on my desk -)
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khrath
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 10:25 Post subject:
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I would of given you a pair of red panties in a white box covered with rose petals =(
love for many days, f**k the rose ^^
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Isriam
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 15 Oct 2002 Posts: 2721
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 11:57 Post subject:
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i didn't get my gf anything.
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Spiritz
RealPoor Sensei

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 1969
Location: Huntington Beach, CA
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 13:50 Post subject:
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Thats the great thing about blowup dolls Issy, they don't require gifts.
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FockTop
Sir Postalot

Joined: 23 Dec 2004 Posts: 1055
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 13:53 Post subject:
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| Venkmen wrote: | Hmmm...lets see...there was that time that you posted the pic of some random chick you found on teh net somewhere and claimed that she was your girlfrined.
Does that count? |
ahh ok mister genius since you are so smart into claiming that its a random pick from the internet go find another one.
Good luck since im pretty sure that I only posted 1 picture of her.
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Venkmen
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 12 Oct 2002 Posts: 2260
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 14:38 Post subject:
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And I am pretty sure someone found that pic somewhere else.
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 02/18/06 - 14:45 Post subject:
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| Okami wrote: | wait a sec
you all are the single ones, and listening to what the women actually think about said situations, and still argue that you are doing it right? |
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Rennol
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 3741
Location: Charleston, IL
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Posted: 02/20/06 - 04:21 Post subject:
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oh man spiritz you still have it baby
you still have it
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Plat4PoP
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 12 Oct 2002 Posts: 14376
Location: USA
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Posted: 02/20/06 - 05:30 Post subject:
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I got my wife a Roomba and a Scooba for Valentine's day.
I did it because her BDay is March 4th and I am getting her a new car so I wanted her to be secretely p****d at me for a month.
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Isriam
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 15 Oct 2002 Posts: 2721
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Posted: 02/20/06 - 06:48 Post subject:
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if i dated a blowup doll, i'd get her a dress or something.
some girls are just lower maintenance than others. celestra is high maintenance. most women are.
VD is just another time you gotta buy chicks something. birthday, christmas, VD. how come there isn't like, single white conservative straight republican male day?
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Gunthaar
Luke Warm

Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 201
Location: Chicago
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Posted: 02/20/06 - 07:00 Post subject: new gift
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Isriam, here you go the gift that keeps on giving......
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 02/20/06 - 09:58 Post subject:
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Alarach
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 597
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Posted: 02/20/06 - 12:32 Post subject: Re: I got a plastic rose for Valentine's Day
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| Celestra wrote: | Somehow I just don't think he got the point.
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What did you get him?
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khrath
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Posted: 02/20/06 - 13:42 Post subject:
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women dont have to get guys anything for valentines day, they just put out and we're happy =/
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