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Celestra
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PostPosted: 02/18/06 - 04:00    Post subject: I got a plastic rose for Valentine's Day Reply with quote

Somehow I just don't think he got the point.

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PostPosted: 02/18/06 - 04:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rose = love, 3 days after rose = dead thus dead love.

Plastic rose = never dead thus plastis rose = love forever!

Seems like YOU missed the whole point!
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PostPosted: 02/18/06 - 04:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

So fake love lasts forever?

Cool
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PostPosted: 02/18/06 - 04:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

FockTop wrote:
Rose = love, 3 days after rose = dead thus dead love.

Plastic rose = never dead thus plastis rose = love forever!

Seems like YOU missed the whole point!


No wonder you had to lie about having a girlfriend. Seems like you missed the point.
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PostPosted: 02/18/06 - 04:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

Venkmen wrote:
FockTop wrote:
Rose = love, 3 days after rose = dead thus dead love.

Plastic rose = never dead thus plastis rose = love forever!

Seems like YOU missed the whole point!


No wonder you had to lie about having a girlfriend. Seems like you missed the point.


Where's your proff that I never had a GF?
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PostPosted: 02/18/06 - 04:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm...lets see...there was that time that you posted the pic of some random chick you found on teh net somewhere and claimed that she was your girlfrined.

Does that count?
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PostPosted: 02/18/06 - 04:10    Post subject: Reply with quote

Venkmen wrote:
FockTop wrote:
Rose = love, 3 days after rose = dead thus dead love.

Plastic rose = never dead thus plastis rose = love forever!

Seems like YOU missed the whole point!


No wonder you had to lie about having a girlfriend. Seems like you missed the point.


Hes posting from a facility that houses criminally insane **** deviates, namely child molesters.

This is fact that some crafty computer people just found out.

How they let these freaks use computers and such amazes me.
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PostPosted: 02/18/06 - 04:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

Celestra wrote:
So fake love lasts forever?

Cool


hehe you got me here.

Could be worse you could have got 4 winter tires for Valentine day!

Still...haha a plastic rose...thats pretty hard to beat where did you find your bf?
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PostPosted: 02/18/06 - 04:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

Plastic rose = "hmmm... What do I get for her while I'm here at the checkout line..."

Then again, a real rose is another gift that requires no thought put into it. Just buy one on the corner of any street on the way home.
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PostPosted: 02/18/06 - 04:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why do women always have to judge gifts so deeply? Does he care about you? If the answer is yes then who gives a f**k what he gets you as long as he does, in fact, remember the occasion.

Quit being so materialistic.
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PostPosted: 02/18/06 - 04:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

Realpoor Women please read....

A guy goes up a mountain for a handful of snow per his womans request.

So the guy comes down with a handful of snow..

He hands her the snow and she tells him its the wrong kind.

The guy is like wtf..

Moral of the story... The guy just climbed a f*****g mountain.... for snow... the "right kind" of snow none the less.

Be happy he brought you any kind of snow.

End of story =P
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PostPosted: 02/18/06 - 04:48    Post subject: Reply with quote

it's not materialistic.
It's knowing if they put any thought into a gift, or if they just grabbed something out of convenience because they felt they needed to get "something" .

There is a huge difference between buying something out of obligation, and buying something that shows you listen to her and know what she likes.

Even if its something small and dumb, what matters is that you put thought into it.
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PostPosted: 02/18/06 - 04:49    Post subject: Reply with quote

One plastic rose is more like fishing an ice cube out of your coke and handing it to her when she asks for a handful of snow.
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PostPosted: 02/18/06 - 04:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

wait a sec

you all are the single ones, and listening to what the women actually think about said situations, and still argue that you are doing it right?
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PostPosted: 02/18/06 - 04:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

sorry to hear your valentine wasn't very thoughtful. the best cheap gifts are creative ones like letters or cards with a picture of the two together with a cheesy poem made up relating to an inside joke or a memorable experience between the two.
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PostPosted: 02/18/06 - 04:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okami wrote:
wait a sec

you all are the single ones, and listening to what the women actually think about said situations, and still argue that you are doing it right?


Just making a point..

Snow= The thought

its the same as the rest of the snow on the mountain. She asked for the right kind. Said man hiked his ass up the mountain and it still wasnt right .

So accept the thought(snow)

no matter if he gets it----> high or low = )
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PostPosted: 02/18/06 - 06:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm just messing around ;p

He took me out to dinner and bought me a thoughtful gift.

I did get a plastic rose though. Wink He got it as a gift from the store he bought the card at. It's on my desk -)
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PostPosted: 02/18/06 - 10:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would of given you a pair of red panties in a white box covered with rose petals =(

love for many days, f**k the rose ^^
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PostPosted: 02/18/06 - 11:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

i didn't get my gf anything.
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PostPosted: 02/18/06 - 13:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats the great thing about blowup dolls Issy, they don't require gifts.
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PostPosted: 02/18/06 - 13:53    Post subject: Reply with quote

Venkmen wrote:
Hmmm...lets see...there was that time that you posted the pic of some random chick you found on teh net somewhere and claimed that she was your girlfrined.

Does that count?


ahh ok mister genius since you are so smart into claiming that its a random pick from the internet go find another one.

Good luck since im pretty sure that I only posted 1 picture of her.
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PostPosted: 02/18/06 - 14:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

And I am pretty sure someone found that pic somewhere else.
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PostPosted: 02/18/06 - 14:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okami wrote:
wait a sec

you all are the single ones, and listening to what the women actually think about said situations, and still argue that you are doing it right?


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PostPosted: 02/20/06 - 04:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh man spiritz you still have it baby

you still have it
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PostPosted: 02/20/06 - 05:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got my wife a Roomba and a Scooba for Valentine's day.

I did it because her BDay is March 4th and I am getting her a new car so I wanted her to be secretely p****d at me for a month.
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PostPosted: 02/20/06 - 06:48    Post subject: Reply with quote

if i dated a blowup doll, i'd get her a dress or something.

some girls are just lower maintenance than others. celestra is high maintenance. most women are.

VD is just another time you gotta buy chicks something. birthday, christmas, VD. how come there isn't like, single white conservative straight republican male day?
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PostPosted: 02/20/06 - 07:00    Post subject: new gift Reply with quote

Isriam, here you go the gift that keeps on giving......

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PostPosted: 02/20/06 - 09:58    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 02/20/06 - 12:32    Post subject: Re: I got a plastic rose for Valentine's Day Reply with quote

Celestra wrote:
Somehow I just don't think he got the point.

:shock:


What did you get him?
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PostPosted: 02/20/06 - 13:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

women dont have to get guys anything for valentines day, they just put out and we're happy =/
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