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I'f Realpoor was a movie...

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lauren000
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PostPosted: 02/16/04 - 18:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd be the James Bond dancer at the beginning, who is outed as being a tranny by the national enquirer. And kbarr, wherenws, and paco would be like wtf it's too late I allready blew my load Sad.
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Bait Masterson
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PostPosted: 02/16/04 - 19:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

The stuff of fantasy
<img src="http://www.comedyave.com/home/assets/pictures/transvestite.jpg">
You aint foolin no one Lauren
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PostPosted: 02/16/04 - 19:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

Colin Feral would be Herb
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PostPosted: 02/16/04 - 19:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

lauren000 wrote:
I'd be the James Bond dancer at the beginning, who is outed as being a tranny by the national enquirer. And kbarr, wherenws, and paco would be like wtf it's too late I allready blew my load Sad.


And you wonder why things like you get beat to death.
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Silvermouse
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PostPosted: 02/16/04 - 22:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kbarr wrote:
lauren000 wrote:
I'd be the James Bond dancer at the beginning, who is outed as being a tranny by the national enquirer. And kbarr, wherenws, and paco would be like wtf it's too late I allready blew my load Sad.


And you wonder why things like you get beat to death.


so cruel lol
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Tiluvas
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PostPosted: 02/16/04 - 22:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kbarr wrote:
lauren000 wrote:
I'd be the James Bond dancer at the beginning, who is outed as being a tranny by the national enquirer. And kbarr, wherenws, and paco would be like wtf it's too late I allready blew my load Sad.


And you wonder why things like you get beat to death.


Haha, oh man. That is the worst thing I think I've read on this board. WTG Kbarr!
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Maelstrom
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PostPosted: 02/16/04 - 22:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd be the French cop hairless that dies at the start!
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PostPosted: 02/16/04 - 23:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd be that d00d with the salt-n-pepper color hair who betrayed whatshername in The Long Kiss Goodnight. Cuz he's got that "sad yet good-spirited about his sadness, all the while longing for a want he will never fullfill, yet still staying fit and quite the eligible bachelor well into his late 40's" kinda look. Yeah.
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PostPosted: 02/17/04 - 01:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

Occulis wrote:
I'd be that d00d with the salt-n-pepper color hair who betrayed whatshername in The Long Kiss Goodnight. Cuz he's got that "sad yet good-spirited about his sadness, all the while longing for a want he will never fullfill, yet still staying fit and quite the eligible bachelor well into his late 40's" kinda look. Yeah.


Actually, I think you could be played by Mecha Jesus. He has two heads that spout lightning and his eyes are burning embers. His many arms wield razor sharp scimitars. Bow before Mecha Jesus, and your death may be mercifully quick!
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ATM Banana
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PostPosted: 02/17/04 - 01:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

if RP was made into a movie it would most likely consist of the same material as that one short film "chat room"

you may know what movie i'm referring to, but if not i'll describe it.
a small group of people sitting around inside a small room no larger than a standard class room, where people sit around in a circle in chairs, saying things that you would hear in a chat room, even the moderators of the room would become involved when someone slipped up.
it was slightly entertaining.

anyways, thats what kind of movie this board would be, except for the division of thoughts into forums and threads, that would be hard to incorperate into the movie.

meh.
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PostPosted: 02/17/04 - 04:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paco wrote:
heh, she's pretty funny

i recall her from the Young Ones days...good shit

SHUT UP YOU BASTARDS!



See? She's me.
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PostPosted: 02/17/04 - 04:52    Post subject: Reply with quote

I changed my mind. I want to be Jesse "The Body" Ventura, the **** tyrannosaurus, with his trusty XM134 .223 Minigun (old painless).

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PostPosted: 02/17/04 - 16:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hillbilly Jim can play Paden.
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PostPosted: 02/17/04 - 17:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAHHAHA
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