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merdocc
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 Posted: 02/26/05 - 14:41 Post subject: I don't remember what happened last night
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So yeah for the first time in my life I don't remember what happened last night. It started fine, happy hour with the guys from work three cheap margaritas to start the weekend. I was getting checked out by the usual mid thirties bar crowd that seems to frequent the place, nothing worth more than a glance though. That wound down and I gave my neighbor a call to meet up for some drinks with a few of her friends. This is when things turn bad.
I order their grande margarita and holy shit was it grande. One of her friends join me in this massive undertaking and a mere thiry minutes later it's gone. The last thing I remember was ordering an adios mothefucker and taking a p**s in the bathroom still feeling in full control of my faculties.
I woke up this morning in my bed, my undershirt and shirt are gone. My pants are still on my shoes are thrown across the room. My first thought is oh shit where is my phone and the bag of pot I had in my pocket, both are gone. I tried to stand up but that wasn't going to happen. Crawling to the bathroom to throw up was fun, if you ever want to have a s****y day you should try it. I found my keys pot and phone on the living room table, cant find my car but that's ok for now. Work in thirty minutes should be fun! My roommate is still sleeping so I can't ask him what the f**k happened last night. I took a cold shower to sober up, along with throwing up the gallon of water I just chugged. Dressed walked out the door without my shoes or socks which would have been required to walk the mile to work. On my way back out I spot my car with a ticket on it parked all s****y on the side of the road. The seats moved up so I diddn't drive it home last night. A really good tool song is playing so I turn it up as I drive way too fast to work.
Now I am sitting here freaking out, my hands are shaking slightly as I type this. I am contimplating never drinking again which I know will never happen but maybe it's something Iwill have to do if I have reached the point where blacking out starts happening. Anyways thanks for reading sorry for the s****y spelling:P
Edit: Bruises have started appearing on my arms so it looks like I was carried... I also have a series of scratches on the right side of my face and it's sore. Maybe I fell on a curb.
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Scrabler
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Posted: 02/26/05 - 15:07 Post subject:
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Every time I've been hammered and puked my brains out I say that "I'll never drink again, this blows". The next day it's "Ooo beer!".
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Fattguyy
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Posted: 02/26/05 - 15:07 Post subject:
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ALL MY ROWDY FRIENDS HAVE SETTLED ON DOWNNNNNNNN
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kbarr
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Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 02/26/05 - 15:20 Post subject:
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Might a well slow down/quit now. You will eventually, save the money and the headaches.
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Desaitar
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Posted: 02/26/05 - 15:25 Post subject:
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haha, that has never happened to me. Be sure to tell us what happened when you talk to your room-mate.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 02/26/05 - 15:53 Post subject:
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Odds are you had a GSE (Gay-**** Encounter).
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Fattguyy
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Posted: 02/26/05 - 15:54 Post subject:
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You was in the middle of the sausage samich!
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Occulis
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Posted: 02/26/05 - 17:41 Post subject:
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are you a man or a woman
either way, you got probed
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merdocc
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Posted: 02/26/05 - 18:23 Post subject:
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I'm a dude elavis, you know the large ogre male in EQ
I just talked with the room-mate and apparently I passed out in the bathroom at the bar and had to be carried out by 2 of my friends and a waiter. The scratches and soreness on my face were from me faceplanting in to a car in the parking lot. I still don't know how my shirt got off.
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Scrabler
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Posted: 02/26/05 - 18:43 Post subject:
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| merdocc wrote: | I'm a dude elavis, you know the large ogre male in EQ
I just talked with the room-mate and apparently I passed out in the bathroom at the bar and had to be carried out by 2 of my friends and a waiter. The scratches and soreness on my face were from me faceplanting in to a car in the parking lot. I still don't know how my shirt got off. |
They took your shirt off...and the soreness is from them f*****g your face.
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Qaldyin
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Posted: 02/26/05 - 18:47 Post subject:
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Scrabler speaks from personal experience.
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merdocc
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Posted: 02/26/05 - 18:54 Post subject:
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| Scrabler wrote: | | merdocc wrote: | I'm a dude elavis, you know the large ogre male in EQ
I just talked with the room-mate and apparently I passed out in the bathroom at the bar and had to be carried out by 2 of my friends and a waiter. The scratches and soreness on my face were from me faceplanting in to a car in the parking lot. I still don't know how my shirt got off. |
They took your shirt off...and the soreness is from them f*****g your face. |
I have always wanted to be raped by a girl, I mean comon if the chick was hot would you really be like omgz she raped me.
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Qaldyin
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Posted: 02/26/05 - 18:58 Post subject:
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Depends how rich she was.
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Scrabler
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Posted: 02/26/05 - 19:33 Post subject:
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| merdocc wrote: | | Scrabler wrote: | | merdocc wrote: | I'm a dude elavis, you know the large ogre male in EQ
I just talked with the room-mate and apparently I passed out in the bathroom at the bar and had to be carried out by 2 of my friends and a waiter. The scratches and soreness on my face were from me faceplanting in to a car in the parking lot. I still don't know how my shirt got off. |
They took your shirt off...and the soreness is from them f*****g your face. |
I have always wanted to be raped by a girl, I mean comon if the chick was hot would you really be like omgz she raped me. |
Ah nm..thought it was a guy. Well then I'm sorry you were passed out during that. 
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 02/28/05 - 16:43 Post subject:
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that is quite a story, I wounld't have gone to work.
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wellspoken
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Posted: 02/28/05 - 16:51 Post subject:
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| ATM Banana wrote: | | that is quite a story, I wounld't have gone to work. |
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Lumberg_fekdher
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Posted: 02/28/05 - 17:38 Post subject:
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Not another one of these stories =(
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Herbgotti
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Posted: 02/28/05 - 17:57 Post subject:
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LOL, that's a funny name for a drink. ALso funny because after you drank it your brain went " Adios mother f****r ! "
Umm ya.. Drinking is fun but you have to know your limit. I think i got raped the other day by my friend's girlfriend. A whole lot of shit has stirred up since then but you will really never know !!! muahhahahahahahahahha
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merdocc
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Posted: 02/28/05 - 18:10 Post subject:
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Well I wasn't being stupid, I drink heavily but I think it was just because I hadn't eaten very much all day. Bonus though, I think I was a drunken casanova or something because the punk rock chick next door has been coming over a lot more:P
What actually happened:
I passed out in the bathroom 2 friends and a waiter had to carry me outside. I fell in to some parked cars somehow. Friends had to pay the waiters not to call the cops because my friend pulled all the stuff out of my pockets and weed popped out on to the floor but she stashed it quick and gave the dude 20$. They took my shirt off because they diddn't know what it was wet with.... it wasn't p**s or vomit as far as I can tell.
Adios m**********r (A.M.F.)
Ingredients:
* 1/2 oz Vodka
* 1/2 oz Rum
* 1/2 oz Tequila
* 1/2 oz Gin
* 1/2 oz Blue Curacao
* 2 oz Sour mix
* 2 oz 7-Up
Mixing instructions:
Pour all ingredients except the 7-Up into a chilled glass filled with ice cubes. Top with 7-Up and stir gently.
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Herbgotti
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Posted: 02/28/05 - 18:17 Post subject:
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DANG, that drink sounds like some heat ! I will try !
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Tamrissa
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Posted: 02/28/05 - 18:19 Post subject:
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wtf > that
drink more responsibly or dont drink any more.
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Desaitar
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Posted: 02/28/05 - 18:21 Post subject:
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| merdocc wrote: | Well I wasn't being stupid, I drink heavily but I think it was just because I hadn't eaten very much all day. Bonus though, I think I was a drunken casanova or something because the punk rock chick next door has been coming over a lot more:P
What actually happened:
I passed out in the bathroom 2 friends and a waiter had to carry me outside. I fell in to some parked cars somehow. Friends had to pay the waiters not to call the cops because my friend pulled all the stuff out of my pockets and weed popped out on to the floor but she stashed it quick and gave the dude 20$. They took my shirt off because they diddn't know what it was wet with.... it wasn't p**s or vomit as far as I can tell.
Adios m**********r (A.M.F.)
Ingredients:
* 1/2 oz Vodka
* 1/2 oz Rum
* 1/2 oz Tequila
* 1/2 oz Gin
* 1/2 oz Blue Curacao
* 2 oz Sour mix
* 2 oz 7-Up
Mixing instructions:
Pour all ingredients except the 7-Up into a chilled glass filled with ice cubes. Top with 7-Up and stir gently. |
I am def tryin that
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Herbgotti
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Posted: 02/28/05 - 18:23 Post subject:
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| Tamrissa wrote: | wtf > that
drink more responsibly or dont drink any more. |
LOL and be sure you do your Homeword EVERYNIGHT !!! You know College isn't like highschool son !!!
Just a guess... Tam= RL mom
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Baha
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Posted: 02/28/05 - 18:26 Post subject:
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yea, sounds good. and, uh oh, you heard the woman! lololol right. yea man I have had a few of those, and I know that sickly im never drinking again feeling. just be more responsible. I never get that wrecked anymore. just nice and buzzin
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ashwynd
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Posted: 02/28/05 - 18:27 Post subject:
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adios m***********s do the job quickly. My friend had never tried one so he chugged his and said he wasn't feeling shit (he's a relatively big buy and he can usually handle his liquor) so I then offer him the one I just ordered and he downs that pretty quickly as well. Then he slowly drinks one more. Sure enough he gets up about 10 minutes later and he can't walk straight. I had a good time laughing at him as the drunken effect hit him.
Awesome story though, I enjoyed the read. I wish I had some crazy stories of when I black out. On friday my friend was drunk at our party, said "be right back" and had his keys with him (I didn't know because I was in my room passed out). He had just jumped in our complex's pool and walked around our party in a towel for 30 minutes, then drove to Jack in the box and somehow made it home without messing up his car or himself.
He didn't remember ANY of that and didn't even know he went to Jack in the Box until the next day when he got the receipt from his pocket, he also didn't remember ever being in the pool, grabbing at some black chick's ass repeatedly every time she tried to sit down or who's shirt he was wearing and how it got on him.
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Tamrissa
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Posted: 02/28/05 - 18:39 Post subject:
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wtf aka what the f**k (cause thats what ya say when ya stand up after sitting drinking a couple of these)
pilsner glass (*sleeve* 10 to 12oz)
lace bottom of glass with grenadine.
in blender crush ice with 2 shots blue curaco (will create bright blue crushed ice)
mix, two shots vodka and one shot *fav liquior*
(i use gin for the guys, southern comfort for the ladies)
top glass to 3/4 full with mccain watermelon punch and shots
dump in the blue ice, top with whip cream (spray can stuff)
drizzle grenadine over whip cream and top with maraschino cherry put a straw in and serve.
creates an appealing layered drink that goes from pink to purple to blue, is a fruity tasting beverage and goes down faster then a h****r on two dollar night.
goes down like cool aid and when ya stand up they hit ya lke WTF!??
enjoy.
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danjangula
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Posted: 02/28/05 - 19:24 Post subject:
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| Tamrissa wrote: | wtf aka what the f**k (cause thats what ya say when ya stand up after sitting drinking a couple of these)
pilsner glass (*sleeve* 10 to 12oz)
lace bottom of glass with grenadine.
in blender crush ice with 2 shots blue curaco (will create bright blue crushed ice)
mix, two shots vodka and one shot *fav liquior*
(i use gin for the guys, southern comfort for the ladies)
top glass to 3/4 full with mccain watermelon punch and shots
dump in the blue ice, top with whip cream (spray can stuff)
drizzle grenadine over whip cream and top with maraschino cherry put a straw in and serve.
creates an appealing layered drink that goes from pink to purple to blue, is a fruity tasting beverage and goes down faster then a h****r on two dollar night.
goes down like cool aid and when ya stand up they hit ya lke WTF!??
enjoy. |
lol who the f**k on this forum besides your old w***e ass would take the time to make that s****y drink?
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Tamrissa
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Posted: 02/28/05 - 19:27 Post subject:
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it was rather popular at the pool hall the guys would buy em for the ladies and the ladies would down em like pop and get wasted lol.
and i may be old if you consider 31 old that is, but im not a w***e. sorry to disappoint you.
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wellspoken
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Posted: 02/28/05 - 19:37 Post subject:
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he says something negative to everything he replys to. little p***k.
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