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Nahualli
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 Posted: 07/18/05 - 15:41 Post subject: I did society a small favor today
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There's some pigeons roosting on my deck. The morons are roosting in a half overturned planter box that they hardly fit in. I walked outside, snatched the pigeon up, clipped its wing feathers and locked it in the bathroom along with all three of my cats.
I'll be in there later to clean up the blood.
-Nah-
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Bait Masterson
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 15:48 Post subject:
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Can you take care of my pigeon problem next please
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Nahualli
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 15:49 Post subject:
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| Bait Masterson wrote: | | Can you take care of my pigeon problem next please |
Small steps, sir... small steps. I have a bout 60 more pigeons to worry about when this one meets its early demise.
-Nah-
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motherface
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 15:51 Post subject:
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Thought this post was going to be about donating to a sperm bank.
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Nahualli
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 17:26 Post subject:
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Oh well.. my cats are chicken s***s.. they sat in there and cried for an hour before I finally let the f*****g pigeon go.
No blood sport today, sorry.
-Nah-
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sinrakin
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 17:27 Post subject:
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Where does a pigeon with clipped wings go?
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kireol
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 17:32 Post subject:
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| sinrakin wrote: | | Where does a pigeon with clipped wings go? |
over the balcony!
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Nahualli
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 17:34 Post subject:
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| sinrakin wrote: | | Where does a pigeon with clipped wings go? |
Back on my deck. The piece of shit never went anywhere anyways since it's nesting. If my cats killed it I was going to squash the eggs and be done with it. The fact it lived through this is a sign it's meant to live. Maybe the hawk that prowls the area will kill it since it can't fly away. Those feathers will be back in a few days, I'm sure.
-Nah-
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Syke
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 17:45 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: |
The fact it lived through this is a sign it's meant to live.
-Nah- |
The fact that it lived through the cat slaughter means that you need to kill it with your bare hands, primitive style.
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sinrakin
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 17:46 Post subject:
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| Syke wrote: | | Nahualli wrote: |
The fact it lived through this is a sign it's meant to live.
-Nah- |
The fact that it lived through the cat slaughter means that you need to kill it with your bare hands, primitive style. |
Or rip its throat out with your teeth!
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Nahualli
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 17:54 Post subject:
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| Syke wrote: | | Nahualli wrote: |
The fact it lived through this is a sign it's meant to live.
-Nah- |
The fact that it lived through the cat slaughter means that you need to kill it with your bare hands, primitive style. |
I still may. I am growing more and more irritated with it. I may just walk out there and clobber it with a f*****g pipe or something.
-Nah-
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goatface
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 18:00 Post subject:
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i never understand people that have normal pigeons
when i travel to TN, i cross the stateline while on this little back road
there is a house that must have 500+ of them living on and around it
the place looks so nasty even from 50 yards away
one day i swear you could not even see the roof for them
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Leilu
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 18:04 Post subject:
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I shoot the pidgeons off my roof with my Red Ryder.
It doesn't do anything besides make a cool "PTHUMP" sound and cause them to fly away for 10 minutes. But it makes me feel better, and really, that's all I'm looking for.
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Zapper
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 18:09 Post subject:
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Do like Ozzy
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Nahualli
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 18:10 Post subject:
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| goatface wrote: | i never understand people that have normal pigeons
when i travel to TN, i cross the stateline while on this little back road
there is a house that must have 500+ of them living on and around it
the place looks so nasty even from 50 yards away
one day i swear you could not even see the roof for them |
I'm not sure what you mean by "normal" pigeons. You mean people who let them live there? They're not welcome here but they've slowly taken over the neighborhood and there's not jack I can do about it. I can't use firearms and even if I were to kill this nest, there are still 2304305475383 that live on the roof and the roofs of the surrounding buildings.
-Nah-
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Fattguyy
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 18:21 Post subject:
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Dip bird seed in gasoline, throw bird seed on roof!
It would be funny if it worked!
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Nahualli
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 18:26 Post subject:
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| Fattguyy wrote: | Dip bird seed in gasoline, throw bird seed on roof!
It would be funny if it worked! |
Gasoline evaporates within seconds. What would be the point?
-Nah-
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goatface
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 18:26 Post subject:
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i meant all the non homing/racing ones.
those can look neat and if your are boared sorta fun
the other just eat and shit all over your stuff
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Fattguyy
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 18:27 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | | Fattguyy wrote: | Dip bird seed in gasoline, throw bird seed on roof!
It would be funny if it worked! |
Gasoline evaporates within seconds. What would be the point?
-Nah- |
There must be a poision that works!
I always poor gas on ant beds 
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Nahualli
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 18:35 Post subject:
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| goatface wrote: | i meant all the non homing/racing ones.
those can look neat and if your are boared sorta fun
the other just eat and shit all over your stuff |
Yep.. they're rats with feathers. Fearless, aggressive little f*****s. It was borderline funny watching this pigeon (no joke) poking and harassing my cat in the bathtub. My cat was mortified.
-Nah-
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Nahualli
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 18:36 Post subject:
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And yes, he did take a huge crap in my bathtub.
-Nah-
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Smackmuh
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 18:37 Post subject:
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| Fattguyy wrote: | | Nahualli wrote: | | Fattguyy wrote: | Dip bird seed in gasoline, throw bird seed on roof!
It would be funny if it worked! |
Gasoline evaporates within seconds. What would be the point?
-Nah- |
There must be a poision that works!
I always poor gas on ant beds |
Before Nah gets it, you *poured* the gas on the ants.
Just get a pellet gun and shoot them.
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Zapper
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 18:38 Post subject:
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Is that what you shrink wrapped?
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Nahualli
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 18:39 Post subject:
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| Zapper wrote: | | Is that what you shrink wrapped? |
Umm.. yeah ! Sure !
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Smackmuh
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 18:39 Post subject:
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He should have shrink wrapped the entire pigeon.
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Zapper
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 18:40 Post subject:
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Oh shit you should would be a cool "science" project.
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Nahualli
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 18:41 Post subject:
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| Smackmuh wrote: | | Fattguyy wrote: | | Nahualli wrote: | | Fattguyy wrote: | Dip bird seed in gasoline, throw bird seed on roof!
It would be funny if it worked! |
Gasoline evaporates within seconds. What would be the point?
-Nah- |
There must be a poision that works!
I always poor gas on ant beds |
Before Nah gets it, you *poured* the gas on the ants.
Just get a pellet gun and shoot them. |
Oh I got it.. I wasn't going to bother answering it tho. As for pellet guns, I might. I know we can't use firearms here not only because I don't have any kind of permit (not like that has stopped anyone here) but because all of our buildings are 5-7 feet from each other. Firearms are out of the question here. MAYBE a pellet gun. I might have to stick to something less tho like a slingshot, or hell, good old fashioned baseball bat.
If I recall anything that's projectile here is illegal. I have a recurve and I have to carry that in a duffle bag until I get out to the range.
-Nah-
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Nahualli
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 18:43 Post subject:
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| Smackmuh wrote: | | He should have shrink wrapped the entire pigeon. |
Now THAT is a killer idea. Congratulations you just won the prize.
No mess, no blood, no decomposing corpse to worry about.
-Nah-
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Nahualli
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 18:44 Post subject:
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Only thing is... I don't know that I would put a pigeon anywhere near something I use to vacum seal my food and other perishables... that's just gross.
-Nah-
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Fattguyy
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Posted: 07/18/05 - 20:23 Post subject:
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| Smackmuh wrote: | | Fattguyy wrote: | | Nahualli wrote: | | Fattguyy wrote: | Dip bird seed in gasoline, throw bird seed on roof!
It would be funny if it worked! |
Gasoline evaporates within seconds. What would be the point?
-Nah- |
There must be a poision that works!
I always poor gas on ant beds |
Before Nah gets it, you *poured* the gas on the ants.
Just get a pellet gun and shoot them. |
Haha wow, I can't believe I did that. =x " aka said poor "
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