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Hobbet
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 20:52    Post subject: I am the powerful, the almighty. Reply with quote

The young mage stared blankly into his masters eyes. He spoke three words and the masters already exhausted battle-worn body burst into flames and burned to ash.

Furha Johnson, the young arch mage laughed with a mocking tone.

He screamed to the heavens "I, the master of Time have returned to claim what is rightfully mine. Tremble oh mighty gods and show yourselves so that you to may meet the fate of my master."

Once again screaming at the heavens the arch mage spoke "I am the powerful, the almighty.......Furha Johnson."

Further short stories at later dates.

Thank you.
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That Lumberg Guy
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 21:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

If a three month absence from Realpoor leads to this type of material then everyone needs to take a break! wow!
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Hobbet
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 21:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh yes. I am pretty awesome.
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 21:49    Post subject: Reply with quote

I disagree.
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Gethy
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 22:36    Post subject: Reply with quote

ill see u guys in 3 mos lol
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Maldek
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PostPosted: 01/26/06 - 23:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol
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Okami
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PostPosted: 01/27/06 - 00:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

furry johnson?

ew
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Hobbet
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PostPosted: 01/27/06 - 00:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

I beleive it was FURHA Johnson not Furry Johnson
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Okami
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PostPosted: 01/27/06 - 01:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

but in the south west, that's how they say furry!
Like Missouruh
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Hobbet
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PostPosted: 01/27/06 - 01:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good Point. Touche sir.
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ATM Banana
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PostPosted: 01/27/06 - 02:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

finally, someone besides khrath who is mentioned on the realpoor banner.
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PostPosted: 01/27/06 - 02:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am mentioned. I rule.
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PostPosted: 01/27/06 - 03:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was late, but the pizza store hadn't closed yet. The doorknob fell into the solvent sump. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Ich habe ein zimmer frei.
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PostPosted: 01/27/06 - 07:00    Post subject: Reply with quote

Booker wrote:
It was late, but the pizza store hadn't closed yet. The doorknob fell into the solvent sump. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Ich habe ein zimmer frei.


definitoly
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Ishmael
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PostPosted: 01/27/06 - 08:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okami isn't a sir.
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kbarr
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PostPosted: 01/27/06 - 16:58    Post subject: Reply with quote

ATM Banana wrote:
finally, someone besides khrath who is mentioned on the realpoor banner.


zuldane still posts.
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PostPosted: 01/27/06 - 17:01    Post subject: Reply with quote

wut up hobbet mah niggs yo whur u at
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