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Hobbet
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 Posted: 05/18/05 - 17:41 Post subject: I am officially gay for real
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So today this girl asked me what my favorite kind of Jelly Bean was. So I kindly replied "Hmmm dear well I really do enjoy myself a nice cherry jelly bean". She laughs and told me it was a gay test and only gay guys say the name of the jelly bean and straight guys would have said "red". She proceeded to call me a f*g and run off giggling with her friends.
This really bothered me because I have a girlfriend. Is it possible that something as simple as a jelly bean could make me want weiner? Answers plz.
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Frax
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Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 05/18/05 - 17:42 Post subject:
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This is a good spot for a "Stuff a dog up her ass" quip
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Celestra
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Posted: 05/18/05 - 17:43 Post subject:
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Yes. I think it's pretty clear.
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Sutto
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Posted: 05/18/05 - 17:43 Post subject:
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you're a f*g deal with it.
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Hobbet
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Posted: 05/18/05 - 17:46 Post subject:
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It's YOU"RE a f*g incase you sat at your computer thinking about how to spell it.
I am really bothered its like all this time I have been walking around talking about cherry beans and apple beans and popcorn beans and everyone has been thinking "wow what a c********r".
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khrath
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Posted: 05/18/05 - 17:59 Post subject:
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you're as gay as 2 boys f*****g
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Lumberg_fekdher
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Posted: 05/18/05 - 18:13 Post subject:
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| khrath wrote: | | you're as gay as 2 boys f*****g |
in a pool!
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 05/18/05 - 18:21 Post subject:
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there's only one way to prove your are striaght to girl who calls you gay.
date rape.
edit: call her a l*****n for not concenting when in court. that'll teach her.
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Gethy
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Posted: 05/18/05 - 18:24 Post subject:
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| Frax wrote: | | This is a good spot for a "Stuff a dog up her ass" quip |
The naked cowboy wouldn't hurt this thread either.
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Nahualli
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Posted: 05/18/05 - 19:57 Post subject:
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Ask her which flower her p***y smell like.
When she answers with some stupid flower name giggle and run off to tell your friends she's a c**t because she actually thinks about this shit.
Either that or tell her she's a w***e because only whores bother to name their scented p*****s.
-Nah-
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Frehya
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Posted: 05/18/05 - 21:10 Post subject:
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Hey, I dont think you're gay. I think you might have some latent chef syndrome lurking though. You might check into a cooking school.
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dablobb
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Posted: 05/19/05 - 00:45 Post subject: Re: I am officially gay for real
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| Hobbet wrote: | So today this girl asked me what my favorite kind of Jelly Bean was. So I kindly replied "Hmmm dear well I really do enjoy myself a nice cherry jelly bean". She laughs and told me it was a gay test and only gay guys say the name of the jelly bean and straight guys would have said "red". She proceeded to call me a f*g and run off giggling with her friends.
This really bothered me because I have a girlfriend. Is it possible that something as simple as a jelly bean could make me want weiner? Answers plz. |
Simple she wants to f**k you, shes mad cause she cant have your c**k. Next time slap her ass or something and im sure shell leave ya alone
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Gethy
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Posted: 05/19/05 - 00:49 Post subject: Re: I am officially gay for real
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| dablobb wrote: | | Hobbet wrote: | So today this girl asked me what my favorite kind of Jelly Bean was. So I kindly replied "Hmmm dear well I really do enjoy myself a nice cherry jelly bean". She laughs and told me it was a gay test and only gay guys say the name of the jelly bean and straight guys would have said "red". She proceeded to call me a f*g and run off giggling with her friends.
This really bothered me because I have a girlfriend. Is it possible that something as simple as a jelly bean could make me want weiner? Answers plz. |
Simple she wants to f**k you, shes mad cause she cant have your c**k. Next time slap her ass or something and im sure shell leave ya alone |
Masterfully spoken, you master of all things mack.
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Fattguyy
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Posted: 05/19/05 - 00:49 Post subject:
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I too, have **** with men.
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Gethy
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Posted: 05/19/05 - 00:51 Post subject:
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Take me, Fattguyy, take me before I dare say no!
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 05/19/05 - 01:24 Post subject: Re: I am officially gay for real
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| Hobbet wrote: | So today this girl asked me what my favorite kind of Jelly Bean was. So I kindly replied "Hmmm dear well I really do enjoy myself a nice cherry jelly bean". She laughs and told me it was a gay test and only gay guys say the name of the jelly bean and straight guys would have said "red". She proceeded to call me a f*g and run off giggling with her friends.
This really bothered me because I have a girlfriend. Is it possible that something as simple as a jelly bean could make me want weiner? Answers plz. |
Next time, do this:
Her: "rofl! It's a gay test. It means you're a f*g!!"
You: "So? What's wrong with being gay?"
Her: "Yes, well...that is, umm..."
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Banzai
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Posted: 05/19/05 - 13:37 Post subject:
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I think if you said you favorite flavore was "Seamen" then she might be on to something.
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Owyyn
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Posted: 05/19/05 - 13:44 Post subject: Re: I am officially gay for real
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| Hobbet wrote: | | So I kindly replied "Hmmm dear well I really do enjoy myself a nice cherry jelly bean". |
I'd be more suspicious of you for saying "dear". Only flamers say "dear".
Flamer.
Pics?
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kbarr
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Posted: 05/19/05 - 17:41 Post subject:
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| Banzai wrote: | | I think if you said you favorite flavore was "Seamen" then she might be on to something. |
HEADLY SKULLMASTER!
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DrevanMI
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Posted: 05/19/05 - 19:59 Post subject:
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some chick do that shit to me, I would of hit that b***h in the mouth with 2 knuckles and than kicked her down some cement stairs...
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Nahualli
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Posted: 05/19/05 - 21:39 Post subject:
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| DrevanMI wrote: | | some chick do that shit to me, I would of hit that b***h in the mouth with 2 knuckles and than kicked her down some cement stairs... |
........... for being right? I don't get it.
-Nah-
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