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Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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 Posted: 04/01/03 - 11:19 Post subject: Hussein / Bush
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Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the
First round of talks in a new peace process.
When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of
Saddam's chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes
Saddam presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a
box on the desk and punches Bush in the face.
Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs.
A few minutes later, the second button is pressed. This time a
big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Saddam laughs,
and again George carries on talking, not wanting to put off the
bigger issue of peace between the two countries. But when the
third button is pressed, and another boot comes out and kicks
Bush square in the privates, he's finally had enough!!
I'm headin' back to Washington!" he calmly tells the Iraqi.
"We'll finish these talks in two weeks in Washington!"
A fortnight passes, and Saddam flies to the United States for
talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on Bush's chair, and prepares himself for the Yank's retaliation. They
begin talking, and George presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but
nothing happens!
George snickers.
A few seconds later, he presses the second button. Saddam jumps
up, but again nothing happens!
Bush roars with laughter!
When the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, but
again, nothing happens!
Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics!!
"Forget this shit," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!"
George W. says, through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?"
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Manuva
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Posted: 04/01/03 - 11:43 Post subject:
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own
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Janoth
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 17 Nov 2002
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Posted: 04/01/03 - 13:33 Post subject:
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hahahaha
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Pags
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 04/01/03 - 13:38 Post subject:
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Sabathius
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: San Angelo
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Posted: 04/01/03 - 15:53 Post subject:
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Tlaloc
Luke Warm
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
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Posted: 04/01/03 - 16:10 Post subject:
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LOL
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TASB
Sir Postalot
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 1104
Location: The Outback
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Posted: 04/01/03 - 20:47 Post subject:
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That was good =)
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rollin
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
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Posted: 04/01/03 - 21:13 Post subject:
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funny
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Mental_Hernia
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 3336
Location: Texas
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Posted: 04/01/03 - 22:39 Post subject:
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hah, pwnd
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