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PostPosted: 01/26/05 - 16:05    Post subject: Human Mascots Typically Triumph Over Animal Mascots In...... Reply with quote

The Super Bowl.


http://www.flashnews.com/news/00018978.HTM


SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash) – The New England Patriots are in luck: History shows that when a team with an animal mascot opposes a team with a human mascot in the Super Bowl, the two- legged mammal usually beats the four-legged one.
According to sports journalist Peter Kennelly, in the last 38 Super Bowls, teams with an animal mascot have played against a team with a human mascot 25 times, with the human mascot team winning 18 of those battles.

That’s good news for the Patriots, who will line up against the Philadelphia Eagles Feb. 6.

The most successful animal-beaters over the last four decades are the Dallas Cowboys and the San Francisco 49ers, who have both been victorious four times.

On the flip side, the teams with an animal mascot that have taken the biggest whupping from the humans have been the Buffalo Bills and Denver Broncos, with four losses each.

Still, the Eagles have some hope this year, because animal mascot teams have triumphed over human mascot teams three out of the last six times they went head to head in the Super Bowl.
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PostPosted: 01/26/05 - 16:49    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do they have a foot race or something?
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PostPosted: 01/27/05 - 03:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tura wrote:
Do they have a foot race or something?


What?
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PostPosted: 01/27/05 - 06:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

i dont get it either
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PostPosted: 01/27/05 - 10:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its not the mascots squaring off you dumb f***s, its the teams with the mascots that the story is about.

i.e The Patriots (humans) are going to beat the Eagles (f*****g not human) in the g*****n Super Bowl (a football game).
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PostPosted: 01/27/05 - 11:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

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the two- legged mammal usually beats the four-legged one.
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PostPosted: 01/27/05 - 11:28    Post subject: Re: Human Mascots Typically Triumph Over Animal Mascots In.. Reply with quote

wellspoken wrote:
The Super Bowl.

History shows that when a team with an animal mascot opposes a team with a human mascot in the Super Bowl, , the two- legged mammal usually beats the four-legged one.


THE SUPER BOWL

NOWHERE DID IT SAY FOOTRACE
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PostPosted: 01/27/05 - 11:37    Post subject: Re: Human Mascots Typically Triumph Over Animal Mascots In.. Reply with quote

Lumberg_Fekdher wrote:
wellspoken wrote:
The Super Bowl.

History shows that when a team with an animal mascot opposes a team with a human mascot in the Super Bowl, , the two- legged mammal usually beats the four-legged one.


THE SUPER BOWL

NOWHERE DID IT SAY FOOTRACE


I never said it said footrace you cap-lock fiend.
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PostPosted: 01/27/05 - 11:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tura wrote:
Do they have a foot race or something?


Do you seriously not get it because I'm never coming back to this thread, GL with this issue.
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PostPosted: 01/27/05 - 11:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're implying something that I said to mean something that it didn't. If you wanna blow a load in your own eye about this by all means....
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PostPosted: 01/27/05 - 12:08    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a stupid f*****g statistic.
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PostPosted: 01/27/05 - 12:26    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tura wrote:
You're implying something that I said to mean something that it didn't. If you wanna blow a load in your own eye about this by all means....


I lied I came back.

Yes I did blow a load in my eye and now it is all cloudy and shit.
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PostPosted: 01/27/05 - 12:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lumberg_Fekdher wrote:
Tura wrote:
You're implying something that I said to mean something that it didn't. If you wanna blow a load in your own eye about this by all means....


I lied I came back.

Yes I did blow a load in my eye and now it is all cloudy and shit.


Show'd yourself your 'O-face' huh?
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PostPosted: 01/27/05 - 12:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

O..O..O...yuo knwo what I'm talking about. O.
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PostPosted: 01/27/05 - 12:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lumberg_Fekdher wrote:
O..O..O...yuo knwo what I'm talking about. O.


Just make sure you wear a rubber dude.
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