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Luke Warm
Joined: 05 Nov 2002
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 Posted: 04/09/03 - 01:37 Post subject: How to pull the ole switcheroo?
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So I'm seeing this lady (were both 31) and she's a pretty hip chick. The first time we hooked up, it was after a late party, in a futon with her friend Kerry (sp), who is pretty damned cute too. Yes, I am a very, very lucky man. And she wants to introduce me to the girl she sometimes has little weekend l*****n flings with, and I couldn't be more stoked. That is planned for her friend's cinco de mayo party, where the two of them hooked up for the first time ever, last year. So no problems so far, right? It's pretty much a sure thing for another triple on May 5.
But my girl (going out about a month is all) is all about the money, and I simply ain't got none. She knows it, and says we just won't go out, because she expects to be payed for. So we'll just get together for great **** (you know, the kind where I actually get to be involved) a couple times a week. Again, no problems yet. Although I never thought I would want to date a woman that is that moneygrubbing, I can't turn down a threesome with the promise of more to come, and soon. Her l*****n friend actually has a ton of cash, so my girl wants me to start dating her, have her be my sugar momma, and keep her and be her sugar daddy. The plots that go through her mind are kind of twisted, but hey, I've put up with much worse for much less. So long story short, great ****, morally f****d up woman (in my opinion). She just calls herself old fashioned (about her views of the man providing).
Stay with me here. So here's the problem. We went to a birthday party for one of her girlfriends, and I met another of her really cute friends who is a dead ringer for the chick that played in the last 2 Star Wars flicks, the young one, the princess. She's 24, and I'm dying to take a big ole bite outta her buttcheeks. So the princess and I made lunch plans for later this week (turns out we work for the same contract company), and I think she has a little crush on me. Or at least my girl told me that she did when she first met me at the birthday party. But my girl seems to know that I want to chew on her friend, and she doesn't seem down with sharing that one. The princess is younger, beautiful, and knows I'm broke and still giggles when she sees me.
So here's the question. Do I toss away the money grubber sure thing for a shot at the young giggly princess with a nice butt? I doubt that there'll be any 3-ways with the young one, but she doesn't give a rat's ass about me being broke. I think I've got about a 75% chance of getting the young princess, but it could all backfire on me, leaving me with squat diddly. So how does one make the switch, from one girlfriend to another? How do you make a move, when there's a chance that she'll say no and tell your girl? I don't want to cheat on either, I want to be honest about it. I want to be a freak, not a slimeball. I know, I know, its a fine line. I'm not that interested in dating my current girl, mostly just having ****. But I'd rather be dating young princess girl and having **** as well. But young princess girl might not be a freak, and she's just plain young, and thus unpredictable.
So to all you sneaky bastards out there, how would you make the switch? And when?
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Kikk
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
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Location: Jacksonville, NC
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Posted: 04/09/03 - 01:43 Post subject:
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News at 11. 31 year old man f***s it all up and gets his balls cut off by p****d off ex's.
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Bait Masterson
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 04/09/03 - 01:44 Post subject:
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Id let the money grubber thing run its natural course and then hit the youngin  Sounds like she is introducing you around so things and contacts can only get better, remember the old saying:
Dance with the girl who brung ya.
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Luke Warm
Joined: 05 Nov 2002
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Posted: 04/09/03 - 01:45 Post subject:
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I hate when other people accurately predict my future...
I'm not wearing any pants....film at 11.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 04/09/03 - 02:00 Post subject:
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Maximize volume of females around you. The more you can choose from, the more that see you with a large selection, and so the more they want you. Avoid dropping 1 unless somehow it nets you 2 devotees.
Drink milk
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Akronn
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 04/09/03 - 08:21 Post subject:
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LoL dude you're gonna be sooo diseased....
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scoresia
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 1500
Location: Florida
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Posted: 04/09/03 - 08:34 Post subject:
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Ok, I know you said you wanted help from the guys, but lemme give you a female perspective.
All this depends on what you want, do you want just **** or are you looking for love?
The 31 year old Phreak: Defenitely NOT the kind you should love. What makes you think you are the only guy she's with right now? If she is this much of a Phreak with you, then you can almost post a sure bet you aren't the only man. If all you want is a good time, then stay with her and buy an industrial size package of condoms.
The nice girl: Seems to me she might genuinely like you. If she seems like a nice girl, would you want to string her along? She's 24, and likely to become attached. Could you live with the possibility of breaking her heart? If you are looking for someone to share your time with, the nice girl who doesn't care about money seems like the winner to me.
I think you have to step back and really think about what you want.
1) Wild **** with someone who is just using you
2) The possibility of being with someone who genuinely likes you.
well, that's my advice, take it or leave it 
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Manuva
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Posted: 04/09/03 - 08:37 Post subject:
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Quit b******g, tag as much of all that ass as you can.
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Rennol
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Charleston, IL
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Posted: 04/09/03 - 08:40 Post subject:
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mmm..Natalie Portman..
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Dyers
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Joined: 26 Oct 2002
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Posted: 04/09/03 - 09:39 Post subject:
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agree
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Tav
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 04/09/03 - 09:48 Post subject:
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You really think you should be asking this on RP?
If it was me, use the old "we should see other people" thing on the money-grubber.
That way you're still going to hook up with her for **** and still be free to start other stuff up with other women.
And 24? Not that young, and may be a closet freak. Haven't you ever seen Girls Gone Wild? None of them over 25, and most of them freaks!
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Faerdal
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Posted: 04/09/03 - 10:56 Post subject:
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i second the natalie portman mmmming~
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 04/09/03 - 11:02 Post subject:
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mmmm
tag it all and let god sort it out
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Nobunaga
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Posted: 04/09/03 - 12:18 Post subject:
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Tag it All Nug! Shit, this is LA we're talkin about yo. You will always find more but if you dis the Natalie Portman look-alike, hook up an brutha! BTW, bring em along to e3!
^^
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Grummpy
Luke Warm
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Posted: 04/09/03 - 12:45 Post subject:
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I have to agree with Tav on this one.
when you have 2 you have ten, and when you have none you have none. thats my theory.
always keep one or more around and the rest will come
then when you get bored of the emptyness you can finally open your eyes to the ruby in the moutian of rocks.
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 04/09/03 - 12:47 Post subject:
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| Tav wrote: | | And 24? Not that young, and may be a closet freak. Haven't you ever seen Girls Gone Wild? None of them over 25, and most of them freaks! |
And some of them under 18!
Oh yeah! I thirdinize Natalie Portman!!
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Maldek
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Joined: 16 Oct 2002
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Posted: 04/09/03 - 12:54 Post subject:
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this title is inappropiately titled... the "ole switcheroo" refers to trading in one piece of ass for another piece of ass that is closely related to the original piece. i.e. roommates, sisters, best friends. this seems more like a case of too many fingers in the cookie jar. while i definitely must give points for nug finding so many willing sl00ts, the chance for hyper-bonus points is defunct since the women in question are only loosely acquainted.
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Luke Warm
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Posted: 04/09/03 - 20:59 Post subject:
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Well, I am taking princess cute butt to Japanese tomorrow for lunch. I told the 31 y.o. that I'm having lunch with her buddy and she didn't seem really pleased, but as of yet everything is innocent and so she couldn't really b***h, especially as we both work near each other, and she was the one that introduced me to her. So I'm just going to get to know cute butt, have **** with money grubber (but not date her), and see if anything sparks tomorrow at lunch.
I don't think I could ever really be "boyfriend/girlfriend" with money grubber, and that fact bugs me more every time that I talk to her. I told her that just because she used to take care of all her old boyfriends and pay for their dumb asses doesn't mean that the male population now "owes her". I also determined that she doesn't see any difference whatsoever between being cheap and being broke. Am I the only one that does? I'm not cheap, I love to spend money on friends, family, lovers. But I have to pay rent first, right? It does no good to bring a lady home if you have got no home to bring her to... I figure that when you've got it, you give it. But if you don't, just do your best to take care of yourself so that your friends and family don't have to worry about you. I dunno, it is a little disturbing getting into a woman's head that thinks like this one does.
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Mugaaz
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Posted: 04/09/03 - 22:03 Post subject:
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First of all you can't be cheating on the gold digger becuase she is only interested in 2 things - **** and money, and it seems to be in that order. You don't have any "relationship" with her, and you owe her nothing, From what I'm reading there isn't even a hint of any type of LTR here, it's just casual **** (nothing wrong with that), but that's all it is. You don't owe her anything other than a good time, and that's only when you are hooking up for the night.
My advice - Give the Portman clone a chance, see what happens. Don't feel bad about Nympho Gold-digger. If she aks whats going on with miss youngin, tell the truth, and don't be ashamed. But there is no reason to speak about it with her since it's really none of her business. Your relationship with the **** freak is obviously gonna blow up sooner or later, just enjoy it while it lasts, and don't make any sacrifices whatsoever for it.
My 2 cents.
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