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PostPosted: 02/18/05 - 11:48    Post subject: How much coffee before you shit water? Reply with quote

Just how many cups of coffee does it take before you start s******g water?
Think of this like the how many licks to the center of the tootsie pop question.

Im out of soda and dragging ass today so im trying to prevent having to go to the store with two kids. Need to start working on the caffeine intake early this morning so I can get over the afternoon hump. Im at 4 cups so far. Soon I will be s******g fire water.

Thanks for caring.
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PostPosted: 02/18/05 - 11:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why dont you update us from the bathroom after 20 cups?
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PostPosted: 02/18/05 - 14:08    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unless by cup you mean 32oz Super Big Gulp-sized coffee mug, 4 isn't bad at all. I need to cut back on my caffeine intake. I drink between 600mg and 1g a day.
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PostPosted: 02/18/05 - 14:10    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wish I had an organ that produced caffeine
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PostPosted: 02/18/05 - 14:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

ive been drinking alot of gatorade lately been trying to kick the soda/ caffeine habit . With some hope ill be a healthy water only drinker type person
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PostPosted: 02/18/05 - 14:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

I drink about 12 of those 8 oz paper cups of coffe per day (and usually 1 or 2 of tea). I don't finish them all though, since the theme of my office is "half-filled coffee cups everywhere", so I probably only net about 50 oz of coffee/day. Not sure what that is in mg of caffeine.
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PostPosted: 02/18/05 - 14:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 02/18/05 - 15:08    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was f*****g eating.
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PostPosted: 02/18/05 - 15:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

An 8oz coffee allgedly has 100mg of caffeine. A 12oz coke has 50mg!
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PostPosted: 02/18/05 - 15:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

rosie wrote:
I was f*****g eating.

and im about to go eat, whats your point?
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PostPosted: 02/18/05 - 15:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

rosie wrote:
I was f*****g eating.


You were also reading a topic titled "How much coffee before you shit water?".....
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PostPosted: 02/18/05 - 16:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kenbin wrote:
rosie wrote:
I was f*****g eating.


You were also reading a topic titled "How much coffee before you shit water?".....



I love this guy
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PostPosted: 02/18/05 - 21:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oftentimes, just one coffee does it. Kind of handy if you're constipated (haha like that ever happens to me! Laughing )
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PostPosted: 02/18/05 - 22:00    Post subject: Reply with quote

drink 100 cups and you can bend space time to your will.

SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!
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PostPosted: 02/18/05 - 22:01    Post subject: Reply with quote

Booker wrote:
drink 100 cups and you can bend space time to your will.

SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!


SWEET BUCKETS OF b******t, aka join Teamspeak
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PostPosted: 02/19/05 - 01:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol, caffine owns all!
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PostPosted: 02/19/05 - 02:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I keep thinking I see a wrinkled penis to the left of marilyn when i dont look directly at the pic.

Anyone else share in this strange phenomenon?
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PostPosted: 02/19/05 - 02:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tura wrote:
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I keep thinking I see a wrinkled penis to the left of marilyn when i dont look directly at the pic.

Anyone else share in this strange phenomenon?


No
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PostPosted: 02/19/05 - 02:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yellow Journalist wrote:
ive been drinking alot of gatorade lately been trying to kick the soda/ caffeine habit . With some hope ill be a healthy water only drinker type person


same, i only have like half a soda a day now, which is good enough for me, dont need to cut it completely
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PostPosted: 02/19/05 - 05:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just drink water.
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PostPosted: 02/19/05 - 08:33    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sovreign wrote:
Tura wrote:
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I keep thinking I see a wrinkled penis to the left of marilyn when i dont look directly at the pic.

Anyone else share in this strange phenomenon?


No



lol everytime 1 scroll down and see it, i have to look twice, lol so i agree
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PostPosted: 02/19/05 - 11:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tura wrote:
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I keep thinking I see a wrinkled penis to the left of marilyn when i dont look directly at the pic.

Anyone else share in this strange phenomenon?


its her elbow, shes running her hands thru her hair
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PostPosted: 02/19/05 - 12:00    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jack Crow wrote:
Tura wrote:
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I keep thinking I see a wrinkled penis to the left of marilyn when i dont look directly at the pic.

Anyone else share in this strange phenomenon?


its her elbow, shes running her hands thru her hair


OMG YOUR RIGHT!!!


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