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Jakanden
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 14:27    Post subject: How does one "Win" at RealPoor Reply with quote

I see tons of posts at people of "You lose at Realpoor" but how does one win?
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Paco
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 14:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sleeping with Khrath.
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Jakanden
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 14:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paco wrote:
Sleeping with Khrath.


So are you like the number 1 winner then?
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scoresia
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 14:29    Post subject: Reply with quote

awww ... but I wanna sleep with you Paco!
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Occulis
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 14:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

A person wins when they quit posting "i don't care about this msg board"-style messages, yet have over 500 posts.
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Paco
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 14:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

Occulis wrote:
A person wins when they quit posting "i don't care about this msg board"-style messages, yet have over 500 posts.



what if they have over 8000? Laughing
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Tamena
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 14:36    Post subject: Reply with quote

or 10K paco?
hehehehe
*hugs*
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Luturb
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 14:37    Post subject: Re: How does one "Win" at RealPoor Reply with quote

Jakanden wrote:
I see tons of posts at people of "You lose at Realpoor" but how does one win?


By making your RP name your EQ name spelled backwards!
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compusmack
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 14:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

You win when you no longer care.
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NickPSH
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 14:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

Occulis wrote:
A person wins when they quit posting "i don't care about this msg board"-style messages, yet have over 500 posts.


thus, deissitistareras has won multiple times.

"lol i dont care what u guys say, this is just text i dont care about realpoor haha whatever just keep saying stuff."
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Occulis
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 14:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

Huh... you win when you don't post messages like that, not when ya do. Then there is a 4-year timeout after each "I hate RP" message during which you are a loser "irl" and "irp".
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Paco
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 14:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

irp?
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quotison
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 14:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paco wrote:
irp?


in realpoor?
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NickPSH
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 14:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

My horse is an old man in shackles Smile

<img src="http://www.unitedwaycg.com/photos/old-man-and-boy.jpg">
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sinrakin
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 14:48    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you have to ask how to win, you've already lost.
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Mogling
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 14:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its actuly a point based system. 2d4 teaspoons od sperm is worth 8 points.
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 15:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

You win when you realize that (most) people are easier to get along with irl than on this messageboard.

I put the "most" in there, because, after further review, there are 1 or 2 genuine psychos on this board.
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Lumberg_fekdher
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 15:02    Post subject: Re: How does one "Win" at RealPoor Reply with quote

Jakanden wrote:
I see tons of posts at people of "You lose at Realpoor" but how does one win?


You get more points in a thread than other people.

For instance, no one has any points in this thread and thus no one has won it.
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Tiluvas
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 15:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silvermouse wrote:
there are 1 or 2 genuine psychos on this board.


Cool
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Tiluvas
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 15:42    Post subject: Re: How does one "Win" at RealPoor Reply with quote

Jakanden wrote:
I see tons of posts at people of "You lose at Realpoor" but how does one win?


By having two retired EQ characters in your signature, and still linking to their magelo profiles after a year of inactivity.
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NickPSH
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 15:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

tiluvas, silvermouse, and dunn should start a writing circle, then blatantly deny me access Very Happy
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 15:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am the win
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 16:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

compusmack wrote:
You win when you no longer care.


you win right after you make your last post and never click that "Realpoor" bookmark ever again. Its kinda like quitting EQ!
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 16:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frax wrote:
compusmack wrote:
You win when you no longer care.


you win right after you make your last post and never click that "Realpoor" bookmark ever again. Its kinda like quitting EQ!
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Jakanden
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 17:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frax wrote:
compusmack wrote:
You win when you no longer care.


you win right after you make your last post and never click that "Realpoor" bookmark ever again. Its kinda like quitting EQ!


It cant be done!!!
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 18:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

compusmack wrote:
You win when you no longer care.


I WIN!!!!!!! Compusmack said it, it must be true!
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 21:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frax wrote:
compusmack wrote:
You win when you no longer care.


you win right after you make your last post and never click that "Realpoor" bookmark ever again. Its kinda like quitting EQ!


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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 21:29    Post subject: Reply with quote

Banzai wrote:
Frax wrote:
compusmack wrote:
You win when you no longer care.


you win right after you make your last post and never click that "Realpoor" bookmark ever again. Its kinda like quitting EQ!


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Buddy!

Where did you go, I miss you!
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 21:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Frax
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PostPosted: 10/15/04 - 21:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

You didn't win, you came back to post
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