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Hobbet
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 Posted: 07/10/03 - 20:52 Post subject: How do you tell someone he is..
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Starting to make many people wonder if he is gay.
I have this friend and he has been my friend for as long as I can remember but things are starting to worry me. Lately some of the things he says and does just blow me away. Even is younger brother told me he was seriously wondering.
We were wrestling with some oher guys, just beating the shit out of each other and he was grabbing balls left and right. Not hitting to injure, more like playing with them untill he would catch a right across the jaw after an odd look from the person. He is a big puss and started crying when his younger brother by 3 years pushd him off the trampaline. His clothes and hair, etc etc.
His brother asked me a favor to ask him what the deal is and some of his other friends did too. Frankly, I wonder myself. I cant just walk up to him and say "look f*g stop being a f*g".
How do I ask without hurting his feelings because gay or not he is still my friend.
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Clevinger
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Posted: 07/10/03 - 20:54 Post subject:
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just ask him, "Are you a f*g, f*g?"
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Kantiz
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Posted: 07/10/03 - 20:55 Post subject:
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have **** with him, afterwards, you'll know
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Xenden
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Posted: 07/10/03 - 21:02 Post subject:
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Just say something sensible like, "Look Jim, me and some of the guys are concerned. What's for dinner tonight Jim, the bearded clam or the baloney pony?"
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Scrabler
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Posted: 07/10/03 - 21:03 Post subject:
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You're being a f*g, cockboy. 
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Hobbet
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Posted: 07/10/03 - 21:06 Post subject:
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| Xenden wrote: | | Just say something sensible like, "Look Jim, me and some of the guys are concerned. What's for dinner tonight Jim, the bearded clam or the baloney pony?" |
ROFL
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Tolanin
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Posted: 07/10/03 - 21:25 Post subject:
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that was great..
Personally what me and my friends do when we find a f*g is we ask them like clev said and then if they say yes we look at them wierd all the time and dont talk to them anymore until they kill themselves or move away.. works like a charm.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 07/10/03 - 21:29 Post subject: Re: How do you tell someone he is..
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| Hobbet wrote: |
How do I ask without hurting his feelings because gay or not he is still my friend. |
Why would you ask?
1. If he's gay and not open about it he'll say something like "Hell no! I'm not gay!"
2. If he's gay and open about it you'd know.
3. If he's straight he'll say something like "Hell no! I'm not gay!"
4. He'll say "Yes, I admit I am gay. I hope we can still be friends..."
See the problem? 1 and 3 are the same and 4 only happens on TV. You'll get the same answer if he's gay or not since he doesn't openly admit he's gay.
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Tolanin
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Posted: 07/10/03 - 21:32 Post subject:
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agreed, quite observation is always best, then even if your not sure and just bored of the observation part start a nasty rumor about him f*****g another guy then you will have an excuss to h8 him!
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Hobbet
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Posted: 07/10/03 - 21:33 Post subject:
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This never occured to me 
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Paden
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Posted: 07/10/03 - 21:50 Post subject:
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Ask him if he wants to go to the new gay bar down the street!
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Tolanin
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Posted: 07/10/03 - 21:51 Post subject:
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paden at what age did your parents tell you you were gay?
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Paden
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Posted: 07/10/03 - 22:09 Post subject:
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| Tolanin wrote: | | paden at what age did your parents tell you you were gay? |
Not as near as early as you're parents told you that you were gay.
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Tolanin
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Posted: 07/10/03 - 22:11 Post subject:
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that was the shittest reply ever, but still made me laugh.
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PyttRock69
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Posted: 07/10/03 - 22:15 Post subject:
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Hobbet I can't even belive you would ask this you little b***h.
You play on a trampalene you f****t? WTF??????
This post is probaly about your gay ass.
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Paden
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Posted: 07/10/03 - 22:34 Post subject:
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| Tolanin wrote: | | that was the shittest reply ever, but still made me laugh. |
yeah well who cares? 
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Mental_Hernia
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Posted: 07/10/03 - 23:14 Post subject:
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| Quote: | | What's for dinner tonight Jim, the bearded clam or the baloney pony?" |
LMAO
Awesome
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 07/10/03 - 23:15 Post subject:
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Being gay involves love for another person of the same ****, and is not restricted to **** activity.
playing with someone's balls doesn't make them gay. (although it is considered a gay activity)
posting pictures of men sodomizing one another, is more gay that grabbing another persons nuts.
the human mind complicated, and not to be so easily understood. /fact
take a minute to think of any time you may have accidentally gotten an errection around other men (locker room, sauna, etc.) or how nervouse you were when you had one around women.
now apply this to a gay person. someone gay would probably be too unconfortable to do something **** casually around. in general, you don't see straight (sane) men grabbing girls boobs for the sake when they are horny (unless she is his gf or spouse).
some women experience the same thing among one another, but thats considered socially aceptable for a woman to be Bi, or a l*****n, but exploring themselves **** does not mean they are no longer attracted to men. and men visa versa.
and tonalin, the fact that you would do that to anyone, is uncomparably horrible.
hmm, */me thinks to self how i can re-establish my integrity as a straight person after all that* better make fun of someone gay...
tonalin is a f*g.
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Ciladar
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Posted: 07/10/03 - 23:19 Post subject:
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| Mental_Hernia wrote: | | Quote: | | What's for dinner tonight Jim, the bearded clam or the baloney pony?" |
LMAO
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qaulity lol
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Krumble
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Posted: 07/10/03 - 23:23 Post subject:
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| ATM Banana wrote: | | take a minute to think of any time you may have accidentally gotten an errection around other men (locker room, sauna, etc.) |
I can't seem to remember getting an erection in the guys' locker room.. ever.. you might wanna get that checked out.
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Banzai
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Posted: 07/11/03 - 01:25 Post subject:
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If he sucks your c**k and swallows he's gay.
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Xenden
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Posted: 07/11/03 - 01:30 Post subject:
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I think what i said is sig material =P
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Minion
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Posted: 07/11/03 - 02:41 Post subject:
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Just ask him a series of awkward questions. Make it sound like you think you're turning gay, that might turn him on and then you get laid AND find out the truth.
"If you j**k off in the mirror does that make you gay?"
"If you and another male friend masturbate with eachother but watch striaght porn, does that make you gay?"
"If you go double anal on a girl with another guy, does it make you gay cause your dicks are rubbing against eachother?"
"Ever looked over while taking a p**s at a urinal just to scope out the other guys size and compare?"
"If I let my girlfriend f**k me with a strapon, am I gay?"
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Akronn
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Posted: 07/11/03 - 08:17 Post subject:
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Next time you hang out with him, invite an openly gay person along. Guy or gal, it doesn't matter, their gaydar will go off if your friend is gay.
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compusmack
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Posted: 07/11/03 - 10:30 Post subject:
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| Akronn wrote: | | Next time you hang out with him, invite an openly gay person along. Guy or gal, it doesn't matter, their gaydar will go off if your friend is gay. |
haha
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WheresNWS
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Posted: 07/11/03 - 10:39 Post subject:
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| Akronn wrote: | | Next time you hang out with him, invite an openly gay person along. Guy or gal, it doesn't matter, their gaydar will go off if your friend is gay. |
My gadar is notoriously bad. Does that mean I'm not gay, despite my anti-h**o attitude?
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Haroun Zehra
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Posted: 07/11/03 - 10:44 Post subject:
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The other answer is "Stop caring if he's gay or not and remember that he's your friend, and that the friendship, not his ****, is important."
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hitachi
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Posted: 07/11/03 - 11:00 Post subject:
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not if he has some obsession with grabbing his friends balls.
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r00typooh
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Posted: 07/11/03 - 11:06 Post subject:
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if that guy was grabbing my balls, i'd f*****g go pay someone to kick his ass!
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Manuva
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Posted: 07/11/03 - 11:11 Post subject:
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Cause we all know you're too much of a puss to do it yourself!
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