How do I get rid of the pimples on my a*s?

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Posted: 05/20/03 - 14:59

Luke Warm

bloodblech
Joined: 04 Mar 2003
Posts: 334

does that oxy stuff work? when i was 15 I had acne on my face and used accutane and it got rid of it all in no time and im 19 now and i sitll have pimples on my a*s especially after i smoke pot one or 2 big ones usually pop up anyone got any tips on getting rid of a*s pimples

Posted: 05/20/03 - 16:02

Toomuchtimeonhands

-Reneloth-
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 776

changing your boxers helps

Posted: 05/20/03 - 16:11

Luke Warm

Barrakudah
Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Posts: 239

wire brush....

Posted: 05/20/03 - 16:11

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Alarach
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 342

Wash it?

Posted: 05/20/03 - 23:15

Luke Warm

bloodblech
Joined: 04 Mar 2003
Posts: 334

any serious answers?

Posted: 05/20/03 - 23:24

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GruntingCod
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5055

Alarach wrote:

Wash it?

That is serious enough. Wash your f*****g a*s.

Posted: 05/20/03 - 23:33

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khrath

typical problem from intrnet losers

sit around without showering and changing underwear, and the oils and shit "literally" all cause zits on yer a*s.

wash it was the best advice you could get =p

Posted: 05/21/03 - 03:32

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Kbarr

As the resident expert on a*s pimples I will share my hard learned knowledge.

Air circulation.

Some people when they sit on their a*s for long periods get pimples. I used to get them from sitting in a car for 10 hours a day. Washing is always good but if you sit alot and don't let air get to your buttocks, you will continue to harvest pimples. Even if you wash your a*s with a brillo pad.

Its all about the air. Get one of them bead thingies you see cab drivers sitting on. The go over car seats, wood beads, some plastic, some are grid like. The main function is to let air get to your a*s cheeks.

If you don't sit alot and still get pimples, even after washing...

You just nasty.

Posted: 05/21/03 - 03:37

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Gethy
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5121

Kbarr is too cute.

Posted: 05/21/03 - 03:41

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Kbarr

Gethy wrote:

Kbarr is too cute.

I get told that more often than you might believe...

Posted: 05/21/03 - 03:44

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Gethy
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5121

I wouldn't doubt it at all. And the flat dog owns, so it adds to the cuteness.

Posted: 05/21/03 - 07:13

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Paco
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12373

Kbarr wrote:

you will continue to harvest pimples

that made me almost spray my monitor with coke, lol Laughing

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Posted: 05/21/03 - 07:56

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Gethy
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5121

They're just pimple harvesting machines. I'm going to return to being a reading machine.