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Vekril
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
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Location: Jersey
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 Posted: 03/21/05 - 14:00 Post subject: Hillary
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A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual."
He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"
The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money and the Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2008. So we're taking up a collection for her."
The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."
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Frehya
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2398
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Posted: 03/21/05 - 14:02 Post subject:
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Oh lets play tit for tat!
The U.S. Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Bush to
honor his achievements while in office. However, it was found that in
daily use the stamp was not sticking to envelopes at all. So the President
established a blue ribbon commission to determine the reason for such a
defect.
After a month's testing, the commission presented the following
findings:
1. The stamp was found to be in perfect order.
2. There was nothing wrong with the consistency of the applied adhesive.
3.People were just spitting on the wrong side
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Vekril
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 2525
Location: Jersey
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Posted: 03/21/05 - 14:05 Post subject:
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lol, both of these jokes could be applied to anyone - I first heard the stamp joke a few years ago when Hillary first ran for Senator
still funny though!
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Occulis
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 03/21/05 - 14:10 Post subject:
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Kilzalot
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Joined: 21 Oct 2002
Posts: 2080
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Posted: 03/21/05 - 14:25 Post subject:
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loller
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Mogling
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Joined: 29 Dec 2002
Posts: 2451
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Posted: 03/21/05 - 14:34 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | What's Irish and comes out in the spring? Paddy O'Furniture!
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Oh I smirked a bit at the first two but this one actuly made me fall outa my chair
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Frehya
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Posted: 03/21/05 - 14:45 Post subject:
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rofl I theenk its tha weiner!
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Nahualli
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8461
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Posted: 03/21/05 - 15:12 Post subject:
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So I know this gay Irish couple
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
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Callaren
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Joined: 03 Dec 2003
Posts: 1598
Location: South Jersey
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Posted: 03/21/05 - 16:23 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | So I know this gay Irish couple
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
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Lol, I heard that one a long, long time ago. Can't believe I forgot it...
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Silvermouse
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 11015
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Posted: 03/21/05 - 16:25 Post subject: Re: Hillary
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| Vekril wrote: | A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual."
He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"
The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money and the Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2008. So we're taking up a collection for her."
The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning." |
haha!
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Ciladar
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 3765
Location: Northern New Jersey
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Posted: 03/21/05 - 16:32 Post subject:
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If I had a dollar for everytime I heard that joke with a different name inserted...
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