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sinrakin
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 Posted: 10/17/03 - 12:45 Post subject: Hey Maelstrom, do you play lacrosse?
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| Quote: | It's game over for the Buick LaCrosse in Canada. A General Motors executive yesterday admitted that the future Buick model -- which is set to debut late next year -- will be re-named in Canada after GM learned LaCrosse is a Quebec slang term for masturbation.
The new mid-size sedan, which will replace the Buick Regal, will still go by the name LaCrosse in the U.S.
GM vice-chairman Bob Lutz, who was in Toronto yesterday to address a gathering of GM dealers, said he wasn't aware of LaCrosse's racy roots although he speaks French and spent three years living in Paris.
"I thought I knew every expression existing in the French language for self-gratification, including the crudest ones known to man," said the outspoken Lutz. |
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compusmack
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Posted: 10/17/03 - 13:05 Post subject:
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Reminds me of the "Nova" and its debut in Mexico.
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Maelstrom
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Posted: 10/17/03 - 16:56 Post subject: Re: Hey Maelstrom, do you play lacrosse?
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| sinrakin wrote: | | Quote: | It's game over for the Buick LaCrosse in Canada. A General Motors executive yesterday admitted that the future Buick model -- which is set to debut late next year -- will be re-named in Canada after GM learned LaCrosse is a Quebec slang term for masturbation.
The new mid-size sedan, which will replace the Buick Regal, will still go by the name LaCrosse in the U.S.
GM vice-chairman Bob Lutz, who was in Toronto yesterday to address a gathering of GM dealers, said he wasn't aware of LaCrosse's racy roots although he speaks French and spent three years living in Paris.
"I thought I knew every expression existing in the French language for self-gratification, including the crudest ones known to man," said the outspoken Lutz. |
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LaCrosse peer say doesnt mean anything here...for masturbating we say : Se crosser or to say that someone got screwed we say : Il sait fait crosser.
Lacrosse really does'nt mean shit so I don't even see why they change it.
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Paradyme
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 14:53 Post subject:
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That's funny, I posted the same reply on flamevault. Where exactly do you live Mael? I'm in Longueuil... le vrai, c'est toute une f*****g fierte.
De toute facon, acheter une Buick c'est toujours se faire crosser non? Il devrait laisser le nom de meme, au moins on sait a quoi s'attendre =P
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atarom
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 14:55 Post subject:
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i'm learning french this year.
i think more people should post en francais.
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Paradyme
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 14:57 Post subject:
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| atarom wrote: | i'm learning french this year.
i think more people should post en francais. |
You'd be amazed at how often you can get laid living in the states and speaking french. NYC girls loved it when I was there.
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WheresNWS
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 14:58 Post subject:
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| Paradyme wrote: | | atarom wrote: | i'm learning french this year.
i think more people should post en francais. |
You'd be amazed at how often you can get laid living in the states and speaking french. NYC girls loved it when I was there. |
You're even likelier to get your ass kicked.
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TrueParadox
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 14:58 Post subject:
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Je mange des pommes frites avec le dressage français tout en jouant avec me !
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Paradyme
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 15:05 Post subject:
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| WheresNWS wrote: | | Paradyme wrote: | | atarom wrote: | i'm learning french this year.
i think more people should post en francais. |
You'd be amazed at how often you can get laid living in the states and speaking french. NYC girls loved it when I was there. |
You're even likelier to get your ass kicked. |
Thanks for the info... cept for the fact that I was born and raised in NYC, and still go back every few months to see friends and family. Get your ass kicked for speaking french? That's funny. Maybe, MAYBE someone will have attitude towards you if you're from France. Living in Quebec and speaking french has the opposite effect, ppl are genuinely interested and girls f*****g love it. I appreciate your input though, just keep your posts on topics you know 1 shit about k? Thanks.
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WheresNWS
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 15:07 Post subject:
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| Paradyme wrote: | | WheresNWS wrote: | | Paradyme wrote: | | atarom wrote: | i'm learning french this year.
i think more people should post en francais. |
You'd be amazed at how often you can get laid living in the states and speaking french. NYC girls loved it when I was there. |
You're even likelier to get your ass kicked. |
Thanks for the info... cept for the fact that I was born and raised in NYC, and still go back every few months to see friends and family. Get your ass kicked for speaking french? That's funny. Maybe, MAYBE someone will have attitude towards you if you're from France. Living in Quebec and speaking french has the opposite effect, ppl are genuinely interested and girls f*****g love it. I appreciate your input though, just keep your posts on topics you know 1 shit about k? Thanks. |
OMG!!! I WAS FLAMED FROM THE FLAMEVAULT!!!!!
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atarom
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 15:16 Post subject:
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lol pwned.
1) hahz paradox.
2) hahz paradyme.
3) yeah whispering the french in the ears. that's bonus.
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atarom
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 15:19 Post subject:
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vos yeux sont aussi bleus que la mer de mon amour pour vous est profonde.
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Clevinger
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 15:23 Post subject:
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i cant help laughing when i hear people speak french
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TrueParadox
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 15:30 Post subject:
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| atarom wrote: | | vos yeux sont aussi bleus que la mer de mon amour pour vous est profonde. |
Merci peu de coeur doux, je vais mettre ma saucisse dans votre anus maintenant !
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Clevinger
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 15:32 Post subject:
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les charlatans de canard
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TrueParadox
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 15:34 Post subject:
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Je prends la saucisse énorme, m'ai laissé jouer en votre trou de pâté en croûte !
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atarom
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 15:36 Post subject:
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| TrueParadox wrote: | | atarom wrote: | | vos yeux sont aussi bleus que la mer de mon amour pour vous est profonde. |
Merci peu de coeur doux, je vais mettre ma saucisse dans votre anus maintenant ! |
LOLZ.
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Occulis
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 15:51 Post subject:
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I've never had trouble getting girls. Fitness and a good personality, followed up with a "Hello" works wonders.
But, hey, if you need gimmicks to boost your chances - go for it.
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TrueParadox
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 15:54 Post subject:
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| atarom wrote: | | TrueParadox wrote: | | atarom wrote: | | vos yeux sont aussi bleus que la mer de mon amour pour vous est profonde. |
Merci peu de coeur doux, je vais mettre ma saucisse dans votre anus maintenant ! |
LOLZ. |
Thought you would like that one 
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Paradyme
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 16:21 Post subject:
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| Dunn wrote: | I've never had trouble getting girls. Fitness and a good personality, followed up with a "Hello" works wonders.
But, hey, if you need gimmicks to boost your chances - go for it.
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No no, gimmicks boost the quality level of the female, not the chances. Any Joe with decent arms and a quick wit can score tracy the waitress. Adding the slick Hugo Boss suit with the romantic french whispers? That lands you eva the stock broker.
=P
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Clevinger
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 16:23 Post subject:
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lol riiiight
you are like the twentysomething equivalent of majy
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TrueParadox
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 16:24 Post subject:
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| Paradyme wrote: | | Dunn wrote: | I've never had trouble getting girls. Fitness and a good personality, followed up with a "Hello" works wonders.
But, hey, if you need gimmicks to boost your chances - go for it.
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No no, gimmicks boost the quality level of the female, not the chances. Any Joe with decent arms and a quick wit can score tracy the waitress. Adding the slick Hugo Boss suit with the romantic french whispers? That lands you eva the stock broker.
=P |
You are my hero, can I put my sausage in your butt?
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Paradyme
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 16:26 Post subject:
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OMG!!! I WAS FLAMED FROM THE FLAMEVAULT!!!!! |
I think we have different ideas of what a flame is, and different ways to responding to them too. I'll be you for one post, and pretend you just attacked me.
PFFT U SUCK DUDE IM JUST GETTING STARTED LOL!
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WheresNWS
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 16:27 Post subject:
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lol...You're looking to score with stockbrokers??? That's simultaneously funny and sad. 
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WheresNWS
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 16:28 Post subject:
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| Paradyme wrote: | | WheresNWS wrote: |
OMG!!! I WAS FLAMED FROM THE FLAMEVAULT!!!!! |
I think we have different ideas of what a flame is, and different ways to responding to them too. I'll be you for one post, and pretend you just attacked me.
PFFT U SUCK DUDE IM JUST GETTING STARTED LOL! |
OMG!!!! FLAMEVAULT FLAMES ME AGAIN!!!!! 
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Buntz
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 17:27 Post subject:
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| Clevinger wrote: | lol riiiight
you are like the twentysomething equivalent of majy |
hahahaha..dude i was thinking the same thing.
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Paradyme
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 17:29 Post subject:
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| WheresNWS wrote: | | Paradyme wrote: | | WheresNWS wrote: |
OMG!!! I WAS FLAMED FROM THE FLAMEVAULT!!!!! |
I think we have different ideas of what a flame is, and different ways to responding to them too. I'll be you for one post, and pretend you just attacked me.
PFFT U SUCK DUDE IM JUST GETTING STARTED LOL! |
OMG!!!! FLAMEVAULT FLAMES ME AGAIN!!!!! |
LOL WHEN WILL IT EVER STOP!
But I need to clear things up... It was an EXAMPLE. Why f**k a stockbroker when you can pick up an emotionally distressed 19 yr old street w***e? God, do I have to explain everything?
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Janoth
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 17:33 Post subject:
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Americans are a compationate people. More often than not they will confirm that you are, in fact, a frenchie before they commense that ass whooping.
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Paradyme
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 17:36 Post subject:
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| Janothhhh wrote: | | Americans are a compationate people. More often than not they will confirm that you are, in fact, a frenchie before they commense that ass whooping. |
I'm an American that speaks french, where does that leave me? Am I one of them, or one of the others? f**k IM CONFUSED.
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WheresNWS
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Posted: 10/18/03 - 17:55 Post subject:
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French sucks. I can speak enough of it to get by (spoke a lot of french when I was in montreal) but it's an inherently arrogant language. I'm fluent in Portuguese, which really has very little real world use...but at least I can brag that I don't speak French.
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