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Hello everyone. The paranormal awaits.

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Posted: 08/23/09 - 12:09
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gobblegoo
Joined: 23 Aug 2009
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I say we start a paranormal thread.

Everyone close your eyes, hold each others hands and focus on the force of scary and unexplainable things that have ever happened in your life.

Paranormal can mean a lot of things. Scary things and not so scary things. Weird things and unexplainable things or very explainable things which the human see's as weird. These things cause us too think and oh yes...You will think.

Since nothing scary has ever happened to me, I will now commence the creepy-pasta!

This is about a little cat named Garfield you may have read this before...
If you don't know who Garfield is then your probably not interested in him. Read anyways. (This is a picture of garfield he is a cat who hates mondays. )

There isn't much to the Garfield thing, at least that I know of.

The basic idea is that Garfield, the over-fed, pampered cat is actually a starving stray. His life of comfort and over-indulgence is the product of his simple, and aversive animal night. His body is able to survive the harsh winter nights in the open alleys because his mind denies this fact and instead tells him he's in a warm cat-bed. He survives the crippling hunger-pains of not eating for several days because his brain tells him that they're pains form eating too much lasagna.

Garfield in reality may even be regularly abused by humans and chased by dogs, thusly why in his delusions he's mentally superior to both the human and the canine he knows. He's already coping in the survival part of the brain, why not cope in the sociological one?


Now that was fun right? You feel eager for more...more paranormal.

Got any stories of your own? Any creepy shit ever happen to you?
f**k yeah! post it. (btw hi im gobblegoo im new and some guy said post a good thread to get credits so Im making an never ending effort to do just that. Very Happy)


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Posted: 08/23/09 - 12:41
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Bisizatch
Joined: 01 Aug 2009
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gobblegoo, i must commend you on a great first post. One of the best i have seen in a long time. I would like to personally Welcome you to the Realpoor community.

There is tons of things to do here. I suggest that you head over to our Realpoor members section and take part in some of our great forum games that we offer. You can also find some of our on-going discussions and contribute your opinion, check out one of our Interesting articles, or catch up on the latest gaming news.

We offer a topic for every interest. Im sure you'll fit in here just fine. If you ever need any help with anything feel free to PM me.


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Posted: 08/23/09 - 13:10
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gobblegoo
Joined: 23 Aug 2009
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Bisizatch wrote:
gobblegoo, i must commend you on a great first post. One of the best i have seen in a long time. I would like to personally Welcome you to the Realpoor community.

There is tons of things to do here. I suggest that you head over to our Realpoor members section and take part in some of our great forum games that we offer. You can also find some of our on-going discussions and contribute your opinion, check out one of our Interesting articles, or catch up on the latest gaming news.

We offer a topic for every interest. Im sure you'll fit in here just fine. If you ever need any help with anything feel free to PM me.


Thank you for the warm welcome Very Happy. I'm gonna check that out right away.


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Posted: 08/24/09 - 05:31
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windshell
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Great OP. Welcome to our humble community. Smile


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