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Lemmiwinks
Total Newbie
Joined: 04 Feb 2003
Posts: 29
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 Posted: 05/12/03 - 18:12 Post subject: Hello, friends.
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Greetings, my fine RealPoor brothers and sisters. I, Lemmiwinks, have an urgent topic to share with you.
It seems the time is upon us to either act or be acted upon. Our moment is quickly passing us by and, tragically, it seems as though very few of you care.
Aeuluia, I call upon thee. Cast aside your shackles of apathy and return to the invigored spirit you once knew. Join me, Lemmiwinks, in eternal wedded bliss as we share our heavenly glory with The Allfather.
Silvermouse, I beg of thee. Leave your lighthouse and return to the citizens of your village. No, they will not accept your peaceful reclusive lifestyle but they must know the truth about Kane Bayle. They must!
Nahualli, please stop making alts just to train people on other servers.
Lyckwydhaut, my dearest gnome. Please return to your clockwork throne and liberate your people! Daily they cringe in terror as sharp melons penetrate their quivering, pink anuses. The cries of the eldery will never fade from my mind, oh dearest mage, but maybe one day they will be avenged (or at least eaten).
Kbarr, please don't beat me for sharing your secrets. But I, too, know the power you hold captive inside your home. I know of the lust and the intrigue. Cast off your creditors and return to your rightful place as commander of the Legion of Terror.
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12939
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 18:14 Post subject:
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LOL!
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r00typooh
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5178
Location: Miami, FL
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 18:30 Post subject:
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what the hell did he just say ?
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12939
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 18:33 Post subject:
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dunno what the point was, but it was funny
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 21:09 Post subject:
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:O
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Kbarr
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 21:33 Post subject: Re: Hello, friends.
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| Lemmiwinks wrote: | | Daily they cringe in terror as sharp melons penetrate their quivering, pink anuses. |
Melons?
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Thuphir
Luke Warm
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 206
Location: Baton Rouge
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 22:30 Post subject:
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NickPSH
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5680
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 22:51 Post subject:
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LEMMIWINKS YOU f*****g s**t BAG! You didn't even mention me.
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compusmack
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 6354
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 23:05 Post subject:
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16395
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 05/13/03 - 04:17 Post subject:
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on a scale of one to irrelevant, that pic is a 42!
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