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Occulis
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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 Posted: 11/09/04 - 10:53 Post subject: Hello, Friends.
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Hello, Friends. My name is Occulis and I'm here to share with you a story. A story about lust and underage drinking. A story about perky nipples dragging across the faces of scraggly, unshaven men.
Just kidding. Does anyone know how to fix this keyboard problem I'm having?
Sincerely,
Mr. Occulis
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khrath
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 11:05 Post subject:
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you had me up until just kidding
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Silvermouse
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 13:52 Post subject:
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You had me at hello
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Renork
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 14:15 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | You had me at hello |
win
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Nahualli
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 15:08 Post subject:
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"You had me at f**k Yeah"
or something like that
-Nah-
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Zuldane
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: At sea.
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 16:47 Post subject:
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You had me, but you kept on f*****g driving.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 16:56 Post subject:
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Is it "zull-dain" or "zull-dawn-eee"?
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NickPSH
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 17:10 Post subject:
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maybe z-oooooold ahnayyy
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Nahualli
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 17:11 Post subject:
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haha... jesus christ dude is there anything you know how to do right?
-Nah-
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Zuldane
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 17:12 Post subject:
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Zool Dain
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Occulis
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 17:27 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | haha... jesus christ dude is there anything you know how to do right?
-Nah- |
i guess yo'ud think that's funny but considering you are basically running a sweatshop for runaways i don't think you're in a place to be talking
ps - my shift key is fuxoring
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Nahualli
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 17:32 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | | Nahualli wrote: | haha... jesus christ dude is there anything you know how to do right?
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i guess yo'ud think that's funny but considering you are basically running a sweatshop for runaways i don't think you're in a place to be talking
ps - my shift key is fuxoring |
he needed a place to stay. And so did you until you got a lucky break. I would have welcomed you as well had you needed a place to stay.
Oh wow so now it's a big f*****g crime that I ask him to wash up after himself? Now I'm running a f*****g sweatshop? I make 2 meals a day for the guy and it's a f*****g sin what I'm asking him to do? Am I supposed to wipe his ass for him next?
-Nah-
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Leilu
Sir Postalot
Joined: 12 Nov 2002
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 17:33 Post subject:
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I have broken the shift key on every keyboard I've ever owned. Go figure.
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Occulis
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 17:36 Post subject:
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you're just making excuses because you never got to sleep with him, Nah. i bet you wiped your c**k on his toothbrush, didn't you? you're sick.
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Nahualli
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 17:37 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | | i bet you wiped your c**k on his toothbrush, didn't you? you're sick. |
Well at least now you two have something in common.
I hope you enjoy brushing you teeth with my pubic hair. I hear it's great for flossing out plaque in those hard to reach places.
-Nah-
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Occulis
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 17:40 Post subject:
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At least I always pay my debts!
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Nahualli
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 17:41 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | | At least I always pay my debts! |
sure if you consider sucking off the repo man "paying your debts"
-Nah-
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pyrgomache
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 17:47 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | "You had me at f**k Yeah"
or something like that
-Nah- |
You had me at dicks f**k a******s
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Occulis
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 17:47 Post subject:
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Repo WOMAN. God damn she was only 50.
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Nahualli
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 18:32 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | | Repo WOMAN. God damn she was only 50. |
Ok so way to change the subject anyways, you little f**k. I hope that the crabs were worth the 200 plat you borrowed, m**********r.
-Nah-
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Occulis
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 19:16 Post subject:
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I f*****g paid you back! Mostly!
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