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Have you ever f****d yourself? -NWS-

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PostPosted: 06/08/05 - 21:29    Post subject: Have you ever f****d yourself? -NWS- Reply with quote

The biggest retort on the internet is "go f**k yourself", what the hell does this actually mean? Is it like saying "go masturbate"?

That's not much of a comeback. You're telling someone to go have a good time and reach orgasm.


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PostPosted: 06/08/05 - 21:29    Post subject: Reply with quote

i do it ALL THE TIME.
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PostPosted: 06/08/05 - 21:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 06/08/05 - 21:53    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 06/08/05 - 22:26    Post subject: Reply with quote

I f****d myself after I got home from work today!
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PostPosted: 06/08/05 - 22:29    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm f****n myself right now lookin at that man's hairy a*****e!!!1
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PostPosted: 06/08/05 - 22:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

NEEDS MORE c**k

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PostPosted: 06/08/05 - 22:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

It looks like a slug in his butt. Which brings me to this cut and paste wonderment.


So what is so interesting about banana slugs!? Well, these slugs are hermaphrodites, which means that they can act as both males and females at the same time. When they mate, they insert their penises into eachother at the same time. The unusual thing (in case you don't find that unusual enough!) is that sometimes, but not always, when they finish mating one slug will chew the penis completely off the other, a process called Apophallation. Sometimes it happens that both slugs engage in chewing so that at the end of the mating encounter, both slugs are penis-less.


http://bio.research.ucsc.edu/grad/weaver/Pages/project.html
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PostPosted: 06/08/05 - 22:52    Post subject: Reply with quote

WHAT THE HELL
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PostPosted: 06/08/05 - 23:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

atarom wrote:
WHAT THE HELL
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PostPosted: 06/08/05 - 23:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vandil wrote:
atarom wrote:
WHAT THE HELL
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PostPosted: 06/08/05 - 23:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

AHAHAHAHAH VENKMEN NICE NEW AVATAR


BLOOODY CHAINSAW BOY
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PostPosted: 06/08/05 - 23:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frehya wrote:
It looks like a slug in his butt. Which brings me to this cut and paste wonderment.


So what is so interesting about banana slugs!? Well, these slugs are hermaphrodites, which means that they can act as both males and females at the same time. When they mate, they insert their penises into eachother at the same time. The unusual thing (in case you don't find that unusual enough!) is that sometimes, but not always, when they finish mating one slug will chew the penis completely off the other, a process called Apophallation. Sometimes it happens that both slugs engage in chewing so that at the end of the mating encounter, both slugs are penis-less.


http://bio.research.ucsc.edu/grad/weaver/Pages/project.html
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PostPosted: 06/08/05 - 23:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can read your mind and I know your story
I see what you're going through yeah
It's an uphill climb, and I'm feeling sorry
But I know it will come to you yeah

Don't surrender 'cause you can win
In this thing called love

When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is
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PostPosted: 06/09/05 - 00:13    Post subject: Reply with quote

New Avatar for someone

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PostPosted: 06/09/05 - 11:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lumberg_fekdher wrote:
New Avatar for someone




No NWS avatars plzkthx
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