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Vekril
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002 Posts: 2525
Location: Jersey
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Posted: 10/15/04 - 23:12 Post subject: Halloween costumes? -- NWS
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My girlfriend and I are trying to decide what to be for Halloween, we have 2 ideas so far. Anyone who has an unusual costume, post yours up here.
1) 1st Runner Up and 2nd Runner up in the Miss (Taliban, Koran, Al Qaeda, not sure which name to use) Beauty Contest. We both wear black sheets over our entire body with eye slits cut out (like a burka) and then the beauty pageant sash across it
2) I go as a priest, and she is my little boy
sacrilege for the win
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Occulis
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 10/15/04 - 23:22 Post subject:
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Akimatsu
Toomuchtimeonhands

Joined: 17 Oct 2002 Posts: 874
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Posted: 10/15/04 - 23:41 Post subject:
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Am I missing something? This is NWS? WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?
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Frax
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 8489
Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 10/15/04 - 23:54 Post subject:
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So occulis says 'dress up as rednecks?"
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Scrabler
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2660
Location: Mobile, AL
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Posted: 10/15/04 - 23:58 Post subject:
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| Frax wrote: | | So occulis says 'dress up as rednecks?" |
What exactly is redneck about what they're wearing except maybe her plaid. And his mullet of course.
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Frax
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 8489
Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 10/15/04 - 23:59 Post subject:
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| Scrabler wrote: | | Frax wrote: | | So occulis says 'dress up as rednecks?" |
What exactly is redneck about what they're wearing except maybe her plaid. And his mullet of course. |
you solved the riddle yourself
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Fattguyy
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Joined: 09 Sep 2003 Posts: 9911
Location: Shreveport, Louisiana
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Posted: 10/16/04 - 00:13 Post subject:
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I think he was saying white trash.
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Akimatsu
Toomuchtimeonhands

Joined: 17 Oct 2002 Posts: 874
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Posted: 10/16/04 - 00:15 Post subject:
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I think they are all related. That chick is those guys sister and aunt.
That guy with the mullet... f**k he looks tough.
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Galdaria
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Joined: 06 Apr 2004 Posts: 5641
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Posted: 10/16/04 - 00:50 Post subject:
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He doesnt have a mullet, he has really long hair that is pulled back. =P Hes a lead guitarist in a band....and yes hes a bad ass if you think guys that drink and smoke to much are bad ass. Hes kinda trashy but we have been friends since high school so who cares.
It was f*****g hot and we look like ass cuz we spent all day at six flags in the 90+ degree weather. Besides, we also got drenched on the log thing.
I have no excuse for the shirt I have on. =/ Im really trying to think of one....but your right, it looks like ass now that I see it in a picture.
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Tiluvas
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Joined: 19 Oct 2002 Posts: 2355
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Posted: 10/16/04 - 01:21 Post subject:
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| Galdaria wrote: | He doesnt have a mullet, he has really long hair that is pulled back. =P Hes a lead guitarist in a band....and yes hes a bad ass if you think guys that drink and smoke to much are bad ass. Hes kinda trashy but we have been friends since high school so who cares.
It was f*****g hot and we look like ass cuz we spent all day at six flags in the 90+ degree weather. Besides, we also got drenched on the log thing.
I have no excuse for the shirt I have on. =/ Im really trying to think of one....but your right, it looks like ass now that I see it in a picture. |
The guy in the middle has a creepy "I touch myself when I think of little girls" grin. He also has very hair legs, which is a huge turn off.
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Scrabler
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2660
Location: Mobile, AL
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Posted: 10/16/04 - 01:30 Post subject:
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| Tiluvas wrote: | | Galdaria wrote: | He doesnt have a mullet, he has really long hair that is pulled back. =P Hes a lead guitarist in a band....and yes hes a bad ass if you think guys that drink and smoke to much are bad ass. Hes kinda trashy but we have been friends since high school so who cares.
It was f*****g hot and we look like ass cuz we spent all day at six flags in the 90+ degree weather. Besides, we also got drenched on the log thing.
I have no excuse for the shirt I have on. =/ Im really trying to think of one....but your right, it looks like ass now that I see it in a picture. |
The guy in the middle has a creepy "I touch myself when I think of little girls" grin. He also has very hair legs, which is a huge turn off. |
I have very hairy legs. But I don't really want to turn a guy on either...f*g.
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Galdaria
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Joined: 06 Apr 2004 Posts: 5641
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Posted: 10/16/04 - 01:31 Post subject:
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ROFL I think he DOES touch himself alot. He is hairy as an ape. He is also quite short.
He also cant dance and has been seen bopping his head like Justin Timberlake at hard rock concerts which is very amusing.
He is nice though and funny as hell.
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Silvermouse
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002 Posts: 11015
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Posted: 10/16/04 - 02:57 Post subject:
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| Scrabler wrote: | | Tiluvas wrote: | | Galdaria wrote: | He doesnt have a mullet, he has really long hair that is pulled back. =P Hes a lead guitarist in a band....and yes hes a bad ass if you think guys that drink and smoke to much are bad ass. Hes kinda trashy but we have been friends since high school so who cares.
It was f*****g hot and we look like ass cuz we spent all day at six flags in the 90+ degree weather. Besides, we also got drenched on the log thing.
I have no excuse for the shirt I have on. =/ Im really trying to think of one....but your right, it looks like ass now that I see it in a picture. |
The guy in the middle has a creepy "I touch myself when I think of little girls" grin. He also has very hair legs, which is a huge turn off. |
I have very hairy legs. But I don't really want to turn a guy on either...f*g. |
Scrabler, when you get older you'll come to realize that a b*****b is a b*****b, regardless of what is giving it to you.
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Occulis
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 10/16/04 - 06:43 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | Scrabler, when you get older you'll come to realize that a b*****b is a b*****b, regardless of what is giving it to you. |
That's just impolite, Silvermouse. Tiluvas said you made him feel special
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Scrabler
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2660
Location: Mobile, AL
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Posted: 10/16/04 - 06:47 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | Scrabler wrote: | | Tiluvas wrote: | | Galdaria wrote: | He doesnt have a mullet, he has really long hair that is pulled back. =P Hes a lead guitarist in a band....and yes hes a bad ass if you think guys that drink and smoke to much are bad ass. Hes kinda trashy but we have been friends since high school so who cares.
It was f*****g hot and we look like ass cuz we spent all day at six flags in the 90+ degree weather. Besides, we also got drenched on the log thing.
I have no excuse for the shirt I have on. =/ Im really trying to think of one....but your right, it looks like ass now that I see it in a picture. |
The guy in the middle has a creepy "I touch myself when I think of little girls" grin. He also has very hair legs, which is a huge turn off. |
I have very hairy legs. But I don't really want to turn a guy on either...f*g. |
Scrabler, when you get older you'll come to realize that a b*****b is a b*****b, regardless of what is giving it to you. |
I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is.
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The Gossipmonger
Luke Warm

Joined: 08 Feb 2003 Posts: 193
Location: The Balkans
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Posted: 10/16/04 - 08:42 Post subject:
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You have a girlfriend?
Maybe you could dress up like a dumbfuck jewish-american, you wouldn't need to spend any money on a costume either. With your financial situation this might save you from going into the red. Your girlfriend could dress up as an orthodox jew's wife. It would involve shaving her hair, but it will probably make her look better.
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Silvermouse
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002 Posts: 11015
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Posted: 10/16/04 - 14:00 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | Scrabler, when you get older you'll come to realize that a b*****b is a b*****b, regardless of what is giving it to you. |
That's just impolite, Silvermouse. Tiluvas said you made him feel special  |
hellol!
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kireol
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Joined: 02 Aug 2003 Posts: 9517
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Posted: 10/16/04 - 14:06 Post subject:
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where's the NWS part?
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Mogling
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Joined: 29 Dec 2002 Posts: 2451
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Posted: 10/16/04 - 14:36 Post subject:
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| kireol wrote: | | where's the NWS part? | Disapointment factor high. I wanted NWS too
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pyrgomache
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Joined: 14 Feb 2004 Posts: 1075
Location: Here
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Posted: 10/16/04 - 16:01 Post subject:
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TY Paco
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Sabalo
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Joined: 20 Oct 2002 Posts: 2162
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Posted: 10/17/04 - 00:28 Post subject:
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im gonna be that
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Mogling
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Joined: 29 Dec 2002 Posts: 2451
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Posted: 10/17/04 - 01:52 Post subject:
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im gonna be that | f**k you for wasiting an hour of my life!
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Wulfheart
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002 Posts: 1478
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Posted: 10/17/04 - 02:21 Post subject:
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Alerik
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 1375
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Posted: 10/17/04 - 06:38 Post subject:
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Toss the yamuka on Vekky, f*****g playing the christian bs horn. Whatver, its funny hoss, but damn, laugh at everyone.
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Qaldyin
Sir Postalot

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 1346
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Posted: 10/17/04 - 13:09 Post subject:
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It's spelled Yarmulka.
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Qaldyin
Sir Postalot

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 1346
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Posted: 10/17/04 - 13:11 Post subject:
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BTW, the black sheets will make you look more like Chechen widow bombers lol
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Paco
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 12939
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Posted: 10/17/04 - 18:21 Post subject:
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TY Paco |
I'm gonna get the shirt.
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atarom
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Posted: 10/18/04 - 17:08 Post subject:
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her boobs are totally not the same size
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